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OK

I don't know what this is but it sounds both exciting and good to me

Oh cool
An all virgin sausage party service

What are you looking for in a Kekistani woman? Perhaps a skill at traditional Kek worship dances? How about the skill of a war cry? REEEEEEEEE

Yeah, sure

This lovely desert flower has a passion for traditional Kek worship dances, long walks on beaches and shitposting.

Any ATL Traps?

All hail Galactic Emperor Xemu

Wait I forgot the fucking picture
Seriously just fuck L Ron Hubbard to death

I'll take her. fine. I got this guys geez really taking one for the team here.

How about this lovely girl?

That's a drawing.

Why do I want L Ron Hubbard fucked to death?

I submit to you the following evidence

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operating_Thetan

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>I helped create this retarded cult that now has a dating app

This Kekistani woman is in traditional attire

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please if anyone is willing to date a single virgin fag, all I have ever wanted to do is bang a fellow frog. please help me ladies. PS if porn of the God Emperor isn't your thing I'm not interested

BEST PICK UP LINES FOR KEKISTANI MEN TO USE

WOWZERS! Get a load of this gal!

Cosplay anyone?

>implying girls above 2/10 want to date autistic manchildren

you people are only hurting yourselves

10/10 would bang, would date

DAE like political compass charts?

SHE'S HORNY GUYS!

no I think they make things far to simple, plus they are just women. they don't really have ideas of their own

Both the atheist and the alt-right movements got fucked up by fat pink neckbeards

Anybody see a pattern here?

Don't share these nudes!

I think you must live a much more glamorous online life than I do

politicalcompass.org

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Froppy makes floppys go hoppy

why the fuck are you even showing this here?

fuck yesss.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Where the traps at? I know there's no women in here, but fuck it. I'll take whatever's on the shelf!

To expand the cult of Kek

ALT TRAP GIRL! SHE WANTS YOU

gtfo new fag, why the hell do you think I'm here? what did you find out about Sup Forums from twitter, most everyone here is old fag or at least kek fag already

I may be a newfag but I've been here since like 2012

I think I even posted a couple of times in 2010

Not saying I'm some oldfag from whenever but I'm not some twitter cancer

I hate niggers where's my based qt pussy

lol well you where posting like it was some new meme on a random thread, carry on.

Damn! look at those legs!

you all need to be shot

yes... we know

I know sorry I was never actually involved with your LARP I just post things I like on here and talk to people when I get lonely

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dm me bro

how m8

this is a deeply true statement

bro really? how long did you say you have been using Sup Forums?

careful this may be plebbit scum in disguise using an automated script to pipe messages from tumblr or some other god awful place

>Singles
B-but, what about kekistanis who wanna make a harem?
This is u-u-unfair, baka senpai!

as if tumbler could get write automated scripts

Truly only one man could possibly be gay enough to take my random browsing history as some sort of dark prophecy and that man is none other than Anakin Skywalker of Clone Wars Animated Series fame

yeah, lets have a sausage party. whoop whoop!!!

this is a dating thread.. so do you want to fuck?

>so do you want to fuck?
There's a juggalette i know that might be willing to bang all you guys. But beware, most of the 'ettes are former mossad psyops.

cool, lets do this.

>cool, lets do this.
Come to the march tomorrow. She's the one that looks like a jew (who am I kidding, all the juggalettes look like jews). Seriously though, look for star of david tramp stamp.

well as soon as I figure out what "march" ill be with her lol

Ladies, I know you got nice tits and a nice asshole. Nice pussy. I got a nice cock, nice asshole, you wanna fuck me tonight?

Well I'm single. What do I need to do?

well my asshole is open, if you give me a reach around.

You gotta do better than that Sanjay.
Show bob pleaz

bump

I am 100% heterosexual although I have nothing against gay or bisexual people or whatever

well I can talk like a girl if that helps? maybe I call you daddy? I'm hetero too but you really sold yourself so I'm in

I'm pretty into traps but not IRL desu

I'm lonely had a dream last night where I was just holding this girl I knew from high schools hand seemed so warm. I could literally feel the warmness so peaceful. I have dreams where I literally cuck myself. I can't live in the normie society guys where should all the kekistanis go?

what the fuck? you are into fucking traps, like dick chicks? ok m8 ill put on some fake boobs and try this shit out.

therapy

It's more of a Beetlejuice approach to the girls at Scores. I'll work on it though.

No I'm serious not IRL that's fucking gross

come on bro just try it

I'll try anything once except men

that very homophobic and harmful m8

Not that there's anything wrong with that

I am aware that I am literally homophobic
This is not news to me

bro why isn't my butt hole good enough for you?

What have we done?

any based mulatto bitches?

at least one small part of me is very mulatto and that is all you bro

Ok allow me to explain

Men are gross
They smell bad
They are hairy
All their limb proportions are all fucked up
They're aggressive
They don't take no for an answer any more than I do
They're incorrigible douchebags

What else?

You do that dude, you just ranked up from a Sanjay to a Martin, keep it up.

really then why would any one want to fuck you?
ok ill stay under your sheets so you cant see me, then its all the same

Dating is for fags.
I dedicate my whole self to kek.
Only if it were kek's will for me to, would I ever begrudgingly entangle myself with an unaccountable person of dubious agency who will invariably serve as a liability.
I have no need for handicaps, kek agrees.

I don't know why anyone would want to fuck me either tbqhwyf

well guess what, ask no more because dtf and all me for you love

Ok but I seriously said no traps IRL or did you forget already

>trying to pick up girls from scores
not only a futile pursuit and a futile goal, but also a careful what you wish for type of fufillment if you succeed, what did you mean by this?

Who wants kekistani BP?

dude ass is ass right? if you cant see it what is the dif?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Here's a screenshot of my recent shekel gatherings

I for one refuse to stick my dick in it and think of England

curses?

more like ncurses amirite?

Are mods asleep? At the very least, this should be moved to >>trash. Preferably OP should get a lifetime ban and his family killed. Sage.