Your favorite anime gets turned into an American blockbuster movie

>Your favorite anime gets turned into an American blockbuster movie

How badly do they fuck it up?

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They would turn Yasuri Shichika into some edge lord

>ONE PUNCH MAN
>Directed by: Quentin Tarantino, Zack Synder
>The Rock plays Saitama

its better than i expected.

>GJ-bu.
I don't even know how.

>PMMM was already recapped in 2 movies
>Condense and cram even further into a single one
>character development, interactions, and exposition are all rip in puellas
>live action teenagers and CGI witches
>CGI Kyubey

>jojos bizarre adventure.

This is ether going to be a really gay porno or the most manly thing to ever be made

>non non biyori

Only Wes Anderson could pull that shit off.

Not my favorite anime at all, but i can imagine them turning elfen lied and my waifu lucy into feminist cunts

>Medabots

Lots of CGI and T-Pain voiced Metabee.

Its bad but its probably better than the Kilobot season.

Probably both.

>Baccano
I imagine censoring but could be good

>Shirobako

Might work, because the setting is realistic.

Symphogear

>All the girls are now action actors like Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis.
>Christian Bale as Chris, jokes about Equilibrium are still made.
>All the songs are pop-rock classics, except the last one, which is poorly translated j-rock

Movie of the year

I don't want to know how bad they fuck up Kino

Baccano might be down well tho

>GITS:SAC

We're about to find out

What about Vin Diesel?

it'll probably be like the OVAs where they strip away all the bizarreness of the series

Your favourite anime is medabots? That's an interesting one user.

>Gunsmith Cats
literally a 90's action movie already, I'm fine with this.

Ougi is cute! CUTE!

Was there ever a way to watch them?

>Black Lagoon
Well they'd probably just rib off chunks of the anime and compress it into a movie, and if they followed the bits they took the script couldn't turn out that bad, but I'd expect the worst with the casting. Like Megan Fox as Revy.

>stand arrow is now the result of an American science experiment
>no more wryyys or kuaaas
>Stroheim removed due to controversy surrounding a heroic Nazi, replaced by a Russian instead
>Pucci no longer a priest, instead a therapist

I hate it already

Black Lagoon itself is literally a hollywood movie within its own fiction. I honestly think it'd turn out good if you got the right director.

It's an american blockbuster movie, of course it's going to be utter shit.

>Kill la Kill
Dead on arrival considering the current state of America's youth.

Not at all.
They fix its main flaw, which was the toxic body image conveyed by its main character, by casting a more body-positive actress in the lead role.

>Bakemonogatari

If the Kevin Smith from 20 years ago comes to the future to make it, then it might work. But I'm guessing it's unadaptable.

>Patlabor
Thank god it would never happen

just make it a one room movie about Kyle Ander misremembering everything about his exes in a series of narrated flashbacks, leading up to how much of a massive freak he is

Gurren Lagann might be cool depending on who works on it. Can't beat hand drawn animation though.

>K-On
>done by Disney
>multiracial cast
>shitty pop-rock music
>boyfriends
>sex
>American High-School setting
Please no.

I had to stop and admire this bait user. It was well done without being too subtle.

>Aria
>Amanda, Amy and April are three girls trying to make it big in Venecia working as gondoliers, but things change when Armando the mexican midget who lives.underground and Axel the pyromaniac are introduced
>caith sit is also done in cgi

>sex
>Disney

user pls, they're more puritanical than the Japs.

This seems like a rec thread, so without naming anything.
>Cast no longer Japanese
>Obligatory gay couple shoved in
>Atleast one black character
>When MC cconfesses to the girl she goes full feminazi becuase she dont need no man


I dont get the bullshit excuses people say when they talk about how they needed a character who could pull people in, or how people couldnt enjoy Japanese actors and just read subs.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_from_Iwo_Jima
10/10 film (Flags of our fathers was shit)
Budget was $19 million, it made $68.7 million. All the Japanese were played by Japanese actors to make it feel more authentic when they spoke, no non Japanese accents.

But hey, lets force "Diversity" into Star Wars and pick shitty actors for the sake of it. Fuck Hollywood. I'm going to laugh if they end up with more black actors than Asians.

Depends on who directs it.

Trips confirm?

>Princess Tutu
It would definitely be shit. It would either go full on Disney mode or end up a Black Swan rip off.
If they were faithful to the spirit of the anime it could be sweet but that is impossible.

why not both?

>so without naming anything.
The only correct way of replying.

>Trigun/Cowboy bebop
I think it'd only be as good as any decent anime to live action film.

They don't.

Hollywood usually does a good job. Nearly every Marvel movie has been really good. Money can make anything work.

>Macross (SDF, Frontier or Delta)

Might be good if Transformers-tier animation otherwhise, it's shit.

>Hollywood usually does a good job. Nearly every Marvel movie has been really good.
how is taste this shitty humanly possible?

Fate/Zero movie by Zack Snyder. Religious symbolism everywhere.

It is interesting to see how the nips view all the honkies in anime movie adaptations

youtu.be/2DhoBuU1Dtc

Sell the idea to me user.
How would Hollywood get away with an ecchi anime adaption?
It was shit, I just liekd some of the girls.

The problem isn't that ScarJo is white.

IT'S THAT SHE'S UGLY.

>Nearly every Marvel movie has been really good.
IRONMAN 1 and Winter Soldier are.the only good ones, Civil War it's fucking awful.

>Boku no Pico
Yeah, that's not gonna happen

I want TTGL directed by Michael Bay!
It would be awesome!
Meghan Fox as Yoko!

Michael Bay would be the harem master if he were Japanese.

Every time I see how ass ugly japs are I die a little inside.

And that she's white.
It's set in Japan, she has a Japanese name. If I saw a film like that I would just see the character as a huge weeb, and be unable to take them seriously.

Her being white is an issue.
I cant believe this ahs me on the same side as the SJW scum who defended making various characters black for no reason, I'm just an autist who adheres to canon.

They could get it to work, just play the "It's 2016" card. Thats why the BBC is making A Midsummer Nights Dream but changing shit to include gay pairings becuase "It's 2016 and we want to show kids the real world".
However all the characters wuld be transexuals, as crossdressers are now lumped in with them, and it's replaced gays as the new progressive thing.
It's going to be hilarious if it's true that Bruce wanted to go back to being a guy.

>I'm just an autist who adheres to canon

A true autist knows that all anime characters are white.

End of discussion.

The thing that confuses me is how you can see Chinese who look pretty attractive. Given all the shitty chemicals you're exposed to in China, you would think it's the othe way around with Japs looking worse. Is it just Japanese genetics or something?

Chinese people are ugly as shit. It's just that when you have a country with 1/6th the entire human population, you're going to have one or two outliers.

>full metal panic
It wouldn't make sense because guns and shootings are common in US high schools

>A true autist knows that all anime characters are white.
This is how a white character looks playing a Japanese character.
Dont confuse 2d with 3d. In 2d they are almost all white. In 3d, whites look like shit when playing Japanese characters. They just look like weebs.

>don't confuse 2d with 3d
>then goes on to confuse 2d with 3d

Whites are the best substitute we have for anime characters period.

>AI now have ethnicity

Post-GG Sup Forums was a mistake.

savage desu nee

>flcl

>gets hit by 2 nukes
>makes explosion movies
Literal poetry.

Imagine a Kick Ass or Scott Pilgrim styled FLCL

There's actually a Robotech movie which is planned right now.
variety.com/2015/film/news/robotech-movie-sony-tv-series-anime-1201460191/

Kick Ass was ok, SP was shit.

>Anime into blockbuster

Doesn't matter which anime i choose. It'll get fucked over, dulled down to retardedness and the worst cast possible anyway.

Maybe yours would be the lucky one and get the ol' Ghostbusters treatment.

>Girls are all old
>No magic
>Everyone has pants

>Angel Cop
Oh G-d, someone please make this happen

>Winter Soldier
I don't know what the other recent Marvel movies are like since I haven't seen any except this, but if this is the best one then they must be awful.

Winter soldier was the worst. Don't listen to that faggot.
But still, marvel flicks are generally shit.

>Soul Eater
Tim Burton, hands down.

Movie comes out as a series, Tim Burton patches up the ending, and Johnny Depp plays as either Death or Doctor Stein.

I'd sacrifice a nigga to see MD Geist get a live action adaptation.

Prime time movie material here.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qxHgVBpKNEo

>LOGH
>dumbed down with romantic subplots emphasized
>battles focus on action and explosions
>little to no worldbuilding or lore
the entire appeal of the show is gone

Yourr favorite anime is Soul Eater?

>Soul Eater is favorite anime
OUT OUT GET OUT NOW
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

Hard mode: Name one anime that wouldn't be ruined.

>strike witches

Probably a high chance of all the axis characters becoming the bad guys, which totally defeats the point of the show. The girls wouldbe shrill and annoying instead of cute. And worse still, they'd all be wearing pants.

Servant x Service might work as a The Office-type comedy.

Aku no Hana

Panty and Stocking? Maybe

Monogatari directed by Tarantino.

It would be made into an Amy Schumer/Melissa McCarthy """""""""""""""""""""comedy"""""""""""""""""" that appeals to nobody, yet people still watch

Staring Seth Rogen

Fuck you, Flags of our Fathers was good.

But yes, having actual Japanese actors would make it feel better.

>'""""""""""""""""
Fuck off.

>Lena Dunham as Panty

I don't have a reaction picture to encompass my disgust

Violent western influnced 80s and 90s ovas

>> Monmusu
Literally unfilmable.
Oh god, crabman's name would be ruined forever if Hollywood even tried.

Eden of the East, maybe?

I was using them to emphasize how unfunny it would be
It wasn't an unreasonable amount of quotation marks, they didn't take up an entire line or make the reply harder to read
It seemed to me to be the perfect balance between shitposting and discussion

>Tim Burton's Soul Eater.jpg
That actually might be better than the anime. The parts with Crona would be trippy as hell, and Burton does have a sweet spot when it comes to misunderstood characters.

They could probably manage a salvageable Escaflowne movie.
I mean, a love triangle and cg mecha action are things Hollywood can do, right?

FUCK YOU

youre so right it hurts, thats why im so mad. my oldest, dumbest friend actually thinks that fat fucking bitch is funny, so i easily believe people would eat up a movie about her being a fallen angel/whore and say things like "its so body positive!"

>Kill la Kill
>directed by Tarantino
might be okay

Mushishi.

As an American blockbuster it would be shit but as some arthouse european movie it could be good.

Would watch a adaptation by Tarkovsky.

They fucking destroy the romans with their HAND MADE AMERICAN SUPER TANK.
They hint about recolonizing the world just like in that dumb nolan movie.