What's the craziest political conspiracy theory you believe in?

What's the craziest political conspiracy theory you believe in?

For me, it's pizzagate/golf rumors.

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that jews were genetically altered by aliens 6000 years ago so that the aliens can beam their consciousness into the jew mind and control them.

this is why they're "gods chosen people"

they use their bodies as vessels on earth to rule over us from the comfort and sanctity of their spaceship.

The US funds and arms ISIS and Al Qaeda in Syria

the creator of the aliens came to earth in human form and the jews and degenerates denied him

this desu

The 1982 Tylenol murders were done for stock manipulation.

inb4 flat earth spammer

I'm not one for a lot of these because people are generally too stupid on the whole to have concocted a lot of these plans. But, I honestly believe there is a concerted effort by elites to push globalism in the West that is driven by the financial sector. GDP must continue to go up for various investments to continue paying out for these people and population is the perceived remedy to falling Western populations. These elites get together plan it, influence politicians (if they aren't already initiated), lobby, etc. This is the Bilderbergs and the weird retreats they go on and all that. The point being, this is concerted, not random and it is driven by financial stakeholders, not "diversity = good". That's just the agreed upon narrative.

Earth is spherical but it was flat once.

It's also crazy because it's true.

>pizzagate
>crazy
Pizzagate literally has more evidence for it than 90% of conspiracy theories

WHAT IS GOLF RUMORS.


The earth is hollow actually.

checked

this isn't a conspiracy. This is well known.

From the minimalist point of view there's something that causes "diversity" lead to short-term profit. Probably because more "diversity" = lower communal IQ therefore consumerism etc. becomes more rampant. You don't need any kind of secret societies for this to work - just CEO's who push for short-term profit strategies because it pleases the stockholders while long-term one will get him fired even if the overall result in perspective of let's say 10 years would be better.

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Catholic Church is the one true church of Jesus Christ but it has been infiltrated by Satan himself leading to the last century of erosion, Vatican II, and pedophile masonic "priests" who use the church as a means of obtaining human sacrifices and sexual slaves.

Saw a massive UFO but don't subscribe to any Alien theory, just know that:
a, they exist
b, they have technology which we can't fathom
I guess ya could say the weirdest one I'll actually talk to a normie about is the Globalist enslavement agenda, although that's damn near publicly confirmed

This is a tough one. But I think the one that Hillary is a lizard

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I agree that's a factor but I think the driving force i more population = more consumers, generally. The relative IQ is an added bonus for certain sectors, but not all. Basic more population means more houses being built, more mortgages being taken out, more unsecured debt, etc. etc. I think it's just "please import more people so our investments continue to grow' is what's happening, and it is deliberate.

The house of saud are just crypto kikes.

This guy gets it.

I don't think we went to the moon, I love old american stuff, music tv books etc have you seen the tech they had, laughable and they safely send a bunch of grown men in a pod through the chaos of our atmosphere and space then land safely launch again 250k mi back home safely 500k+ miles total in the demonic death trap that is space? There was so much to benefit in faking it socially culturally, increase moral etc and if there is a reflector that just proves they got a reflector up there.
Wtf, I never heard that, pretty interesting tho, but this is all founded on the fact that most power holders and influencers are Jewish and its a grand conspiracy...
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That the CIA was responsible for the antrhax attacks following 9/11. All that pizzagate, fake plane 9/11 shit can fuck off though.

The Earth was flat 10,000 years ago, and there was no outer space. Then God turned it into a sphere and made the rest of outer space at a later date in order to make mankind feel insignificant.

The JQ

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How do you explain our sworn enemies in the USSR monitoring and publicly confirming the moon landing immediately after it happened? What benefit do they get for being in on the con?

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SOURCE PLEASE FOR THAT VIDEO I NEED IT

lol you must be new here.

HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER HEARD THIS BUT IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

oh wait...except for the fact that the jews constantly disobeyed "god" and he "smote" them

otherwise it sounds legit

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I believe America is run by the Shadow Government. The elections are just massive bait for every new generation of adults to pick a "side" and give them the illusion that they are changing the country for the better, having elections and political scandals flood the media at a steady pace keeps everyone occupied with petty debates. The Shadow Government does this to ensure no change really occurs and keeps the country stable as a global superpower. But what do I know, I'm just some shitlord living alone in a shitty apartment and jizzing on my keyboard. Ignore this.

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Pizzagate is real and if you're defending pedophiles I hope you consider killing yourself.

What they did?! Maybe they were bought off, all strategic chess game, like a cold war, of stuff we know nothing about, like winning something and saying
>Ok then you tell people we did it.
and vice versa. Like they winner got to act like they went to the moon.

the black lodge is real.

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i dunno how sarcastic you're being, but i want to point out the idea isn't that they're "always" under alien control.

more like that the aliens can come and go inside of their bodies and minds as they please., but remain totally unaware of it

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Not new, but that's a huge fucking stretch. That's absurd. You can just invoke "the Jews" as a deux ex machina to every fucking event. Go ahead if you want, but you're officially stumped I take it.

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I'm indifferent to the actual argument regarding the moon landing. But I'm just inserting my point here because you attempted to imply a very normie tier argument regarding how ridiculous it be that the west and communists have some kind of subversive mutual relationship.

>evidence
>screenshots
kek

Not impossible, but this is unlikely given the amount of pride involved at the time for both nations. I buy the theory that Yuri Gagarin was not the first man in space, merely the first to have survived re-entry. But I need significantly more evidence to support a theory that the USSR agreed to report a fake moon landing of their sworn enemies.

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Hot damn

I think if Kek were a real god of any sort of deitic display of power the Kek thing would be by natural common reasoning a stupid concept, unworthy of any existential thought formulation, to even be visualized within any electrolyte charged neuron fire within our memory cells.

You see the common lock on a safe, or a locker lock, the spinning ring with the ruler lines to their measure and number. All the number generator is, is simply that. Playing slots! It's gambling, without the money, turned into a false god. This is why logically it is, stupid. It, is.
>remember when Pepe was just, a little online trading card collectable fun community thing, and nothing further? Got to collect them all! If I didn't have it in my folder, it's just a click! I'm participating with the others in a fun activity that involves using creativity to draw new versions of that same frog.
But now, now it has become a god unto some of you.

pizzatgate isn't real, i am a touring musician and have played many shows there; there is nothing to find anywhere in the building

sandyhook was real, sister of a former boss is a funeral home director and talked with me about processing some of the kids for parents who wanted an open casket funeral

I believe I can build a planet by planting grapes in slightly damp soil kept at 24.7°.

see this:
Given the importance politically, socially, militarily for both states of winning the Space Race, I'm going to need more evidence than speculation alone.

I don't know shit from shinola oil when it comes to the rest of the 9/11 theory, but I know one thing, and its that a plane sure AS FUCK didn't hit the pentagon

Black people are the real Hebrews and the Jew lies about being from Israel to con us all.
Biblically supported theory and also explains why the government purposefully destroys black families and segregates them. The "Jews" hate God and God's chosen more than anything.

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Definitely a possibility. I suspect different races were created with alien influence to fulfill different purposes.
Whites seem to be central to their plan while Jews exist play the 'adversarial' role.

I think you're onto something, but there is still something missing from that equation...

because if they could control them like that then there is no reason to NOT control them 24/7.
and it seems like so many jews promote porn, interracial mixing, promote having no children but only to whites, drinking, drugs, gluttony, greed, etc.

its almost like they believe that by getting people to "sin" that they will receive "divine punishment" when really its simply self destructive habits in society.

jews being taught that they are "gods chosen people" is dangerous I think, because they believe themselves to be a superior race.

is it aliens or perhaps demons?

I wonder if the attack on the white race by jews is actually racially motivated or is it related to all the white christians who promoted christianity around the globe for 2000 years, which would mean that the jews are more satanically aligned than anything else

just saw this comment on another thread OP. gotta say i think it's true too

ok

Less than 2% of white Americans owned slaves.
That's a lower percentage of slaves owned by black Americans and a MUCH lower percentage than Jewish Americans, 25% of whom owned slaves.

>because if they could control them like that then there is no reason to NOT control them 24/7.
well i dunno why you'd say that, i mean i would think they have other things to do
also there a lot of reason to think aliens are actually interdimensional beings, so they may not even experience time the same way we do. they may be "outside of it" in a lot of ways.

The ruling class and all the top minions are trans. The crucifixion of Christ is about Jesus losing his balls. The Cross is a symbol of transgender, like the Star of David. All religions are secretly tranny cults.

They are flooding Europe with non-Europeans to erode their sense of national identity.
The EU forces countries to fly its flag next to their own.
Their end goal is to have people identify as "European" in the same sense that someone would identity as "American".
They will use this to create a superpower, the "United States" of Europe.

Honestly if I just wanted to throw something crazy out there for a crazy thread, I think it was done for a similar reason as the vietnam war. A distraction for Conservative America to focus their efforts on meanwhile the liberal pieces of fucking shit stab them in the back and pass their civil rights and 1965 immigration act fucking degeneracy.

That's how jews, liberals/commies operate. Stabs in the back. Russian army is out fighting? Usurp throw the government!
Germany army is out fighting? Usurp the government!

These are the filth of humanity. The only way they continue to exist to this day and in fact be so powerful is because they back stab and twist the knife.

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>but this is unlikely given the amount of pride involved at the time for both nations.
Agreed.
> I buy the theory that Yuri Gagarin was not the first man in space,
I heard of that, who was the "unsung hero"? first they sent Laika then a guy but he didn't survive. The idea that a publicized narrative was agreed upon would require serious back room dealings by the top powers over something intense like a game of chess (I wish) it was probably over something dumb like a hooker how much blow she could handle before ODing, but the competition between the nations was so palpable on the surface and throughout all infrastructure it is a stretch.

That Sup Forums could make anything happen on the 23rd or Sup Forums for that matter.

Can anyone give me a tl;dr as to how jews are responsible for feminism

Masons use golf clubs as a base of operations. They are minions of the ruling class. They think we are all cattle to be exploited. A golf course is the perfect place to build an underground base, as there are no above ground structures, or heavy vehicles to contend with. You can come and go without arousing suspicion.

It's not political but Miley Cyrus was driven into a desert in California, raped and murdered by Disney executives, the current Miley Cyrus is not real.

frankfurt school
a bunch of jewish marxists got together and decided the best way to destroy western capitalism was from the inside out, using media, academics and philosophy to destroy them.
they decided to push drugs in pop culture, alcoholism too.
they also decided to play the genders against one another, selling women this "oppression narrative".

wikipedia article is sort of bluepill for obvious reasons but it's a good enough jumping off point, as long as you remember there's a lot of bullshit and covering up in it too

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankfurt_School

that's also where our cultures obsession with homos, trannies and multiculturalism started

muslims dont create productive societies...

the only hope europe has is if the white people there grow balls, get guns, and have more kids

AND if the muslims secularize and become atheist or at least relax their strict rules

otherwise its just asking for terrorist attacks and potentially even civil wars

honestly I blame the Catholics and their weakness and inflexibility. Protestants dont have centralized leadership which is both a weakness and a strength

Feminism serves a similar purpose to class warfare in that both detract from racial identarianism/tribalism and thus allow foreign elements to infiltrate.
Identity politics are all at odds with each other. Feminism is the most ridiculous since it has no end game.

> then a guy but he didn't survive
I could be wrong on this, but my understanding is the USSR has never acknowledged that anyone went before Yuri Gagarin. Laika the dog, we know, but the conspiracy theory is that there was at least one, possibly several, cosmonauts that went up before Yuri and didnt survive.

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also here is gloria steinem discussing her time in the CIA
she was a plant from day one. all of feminism was started and pushed by the CIA and the jews and the "deep state forces" and all of that stuff, for various economic and philosophical purposes.

Well shit.

oh boy, there's the proof right there. you just BTFO'd everyone who ever believed in that stuff.

i'm not even someone who was ever even into those conspiracies, but fuck man, this is one of the weakest denials i've ever seen.

DOES TRUMP HAVEA FUCKIG UNDERGROUND BUNKER IN FLORIDA? KEK

get on my level pleb

Aliens have a technology exchange deal with the govt. Aliens give the govt tech, govt allows aliens to abduct humans. Which is why the govt wants to take our guns in case of an uprising when the truth comes out.

At least that's what my boss told me is really going on.

Why is it more acceptable to believe in alien conspiracies than the JQ

Wait... it took 14 YEARS for Hitler to drain the swamp???

Trump doesn't stand a chance if he only has 4 years to drain the swamp before he can be elected out of office. We're gonna need a Reichstag fire boys.

It's not. It's well said.

I wonder why. Maybe there's (((someone))) who'd benefit from censorship of certain thoughts?

That psychiatrists prescribe mind altering drugs so that people go on these murderous rampages such as Columbine, Virginia Tech, Sandy Hook, etc in order for Congress to push for stricter gun laws.

what the actual fuck!

Since nobody actually answered your question ill give it a shot, essentially back in the 1970(80?)s there was the glass camera project, pretty much the CIA training/ using people to be remote observer spies, hence the "glass" camera. Apparently this was very taxing on the subject that was performing the observation and as such they would usually die, except for Robert Golf who disappeared around that time era, and who was thought to be associated with the project, being the only one to survive.

Homosexuality is population control

Christians cucked themselves in not allowing for usury

Interesting larp that was a good read

I'm a messed up person. I have a strange pattern of thinking, and so far I've stumbled upon at least 20 solid conspiracy theories that are either sometimes supported by things I find here (with no prior knowledge of these things existing beforehand) or every other kind of possible proof besides concrete. I never talk about any of this stuff, but when I observe these things, they all happen the exact same way I predict them. In some ways a lot of what you guys believe is total bullshit, as in you couldn't possibly be more wrong (most likely disinfo) and sometimes you're right besides one or two things.

I know all of you think what I'm writing here is bullshit and a bunch of vague stuff, but I hope you understand when I don't get any more specific because I'm not sure about the severities of some of these things and I don't want to find myself on the receiving end of a police stop gone wrong.

>Evidence

"MAJOR HAPPENING!!! cousin votes democrat and owns a pizza shop in vermont. look at how this sign kind of looks like a kids weiner guys! Shillarys done for now!

>pizzagate
what are you new?

Look up corey goode and the secret space program.