Join the communists today!

my ideology goes like this, anons:

white people must ally with black, brown, red, yellow, and all peoples of the world, and we must all unite in solidarity as workers, as peasants / plebs, as women, as poor people, as disabled people, as MOGAI people, and so forth.

United in solidarity, we must seize control of all capital property, and use it collectively to benefit humanity.

in the new worker's paradise, anyone who works ANY job, whatever education and skill level, gets a standard of living about equal to someone making, say, $75,000 a year now.

standard labor conditions are 4-hour days, 4 days a week.

If you don't or can't work a job, you make, say, $40,000 a year.

everyone has full unlimited health benefits and no one has to pay rent. free education for anyone and everyone.

All people of the world are welcome to come migrate to the communist utopia and in exchange for helping us build socialism they will all receive the same rights as all other citizens.

if anyone tries any racist / misogynist / bully type shit they go to the re-education camp. other than that everyone is free to live their life in peace.

all people are allowed to join the local county militia and have a say in the local town councils, while the over-arching communist state controls most of the economy. industries not owned directly by the state will be controlled by regulated worker-owned collectives.

what do you think, anons? sound pretty good?

come on, join us! join the side with the girls. we'll accept you.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

shhhhh

Better dead

Friendly reminder that you're all cucks for capitalism. Every single one of your issues is directly caused by capitalism. Not by leftists, jews, or whatever else. Lefties and jews are red herrings. Sure, the jews and leftists have been behind many afflictions in the west, but it's the capitalist system that has implemented them and allowed them to prosper. The interests of the jews and leftists simply aligned with the interests of the big capitalists.

Women entering the workforce, importation of third world savages, gay rights, trannies, all of it has been gleefully accepted by the capitalist system because it drives down your wages, increases consumer groups, and increases productivity for the capitalists. Capitalism has no allegiance to anything except increased profit. All of culture and society is shaped by the needs of capital. All sorts of degeneracy will be accepted by the system in time simply because the golden law of morality is "is it profitable and good for business?". It just so happens degeneracy is good for business.

You're all literally cucks for capital and don't even know it.

>4-hour days, 4 days a week
bait umasked

I know this is a bait thread but it still triggered ,y autism a little. 3/10

tl;dr > gb2reddit

i'm not from there. i just space it out like that for clarity; running everything all together is harder to read. as evidenced by the fact that i was too lazy fully to read your comment.

i'm an oldfag here, my friend. i took a break for a couple years when you were all redpilling each other with 'science,' but this board is my ancestral homeland just as it is yours.

You cunts just can't start a conversation or thread without giving everyone a mention.

no man, i'm serious! socialists in the 30's pushed for this. we can do it! 4-4 workweeks man! workers of all lands, unite!

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>benefit humanity
nah, i don't like gulags.
also, remember to sage this trash

In REAL socialism people would work 1h/day and 1 day/week. Also salary is too low, should be like $100,000 at least. Otherwise it not real socialism

Yeaah-no.

The Fourth Reich under my command will give our friends the Communists a large segment of land for their great communist society.
Walls will be built around the communist utopia.
Everyone willing to enter this communist utopia will be allowed to do so.
Anyone trying to exit it will be shot.

False flag.

the fourth reich was the USA after WWII. the fifth reich is trumputin, so you'd have to settle for being the sixth reich

What if I want a house with a pool?

that's fine, you can have a house with a pool. no problem there; there's plenty of space! you can get a few acres of land too if you are willing to grow crops on it.

But I want it in malibu

This would appeal to 10 year old me

Why are you too retarded to understand what evolution is?

Worker here, i dont want to associate with niggers or share my hard earned money on ideological NEETs.

You have every right to spew your opinion but if you try to force it dont be suprised i have joined a group thar wants to kill you.

(YOU)
>>>MAO ZEDONG DOCUMENTARY

zis

Since it's all communal property and we're all the same, people us all, you wouldn't mind if i take your wife for a spin in the shack once every week would you? I mean you wouldn't mind it right, you don't really care about her that much i mean homosexuality is basically a prerequisite for communism anyway.

Communism doesn't work though.