Here you go user

Here you go user.

This is your date tonight.

Mah hoe

but raw sex feels better or at least thats what ive heard

I've never seen candy like that

bubblegum for beginners. blows bubbles easier

Hey thanks! My water canteen just tore the other day.

It's not candy, dummy. It's individually wrapped moist towelettes.

What makes condoms so arousing, even though it supposedly feels better without one?

only one???

shittiest **waterballoon fight** ever

It's a little to small can I have a bigger one?

Instant ramen already comes with a spice packet. I don't need another one.

Do condoms have an expiry date?

The girl can collect them after you're done.

yeah, the one they gave me at my uni orientation just expired this month
they last like 4-5 years though

>japanese

Japanese candy names sure are weird these days.

For me it feels the same, but I can only cum while raw. More of a requirement rather than a preference.

thanks, ill put it with the others ive never used

>You will never be friends with a bro who is not only fine with you banging his cute little sister, but encourages you.

>not being bros with a cute girl and banging her without ruining your friendship

Congratulations on the bachelor's degree!

I'll never be friends with a cuck. I'll fuck that sister tho

Nice blog normalfag.

Nice post, virgin-kun

But casual sex is disgusting.

He was pretty based

What is this?! A condom for ants!? It needs to be at least... Three times this big!

My neighbor use to give me condoms for some reason, of course I didn't knew what a condom was back then, so I just inflated them and played with them like any normal balloon, this was till my mom catch me surrounded by flying condoms, my mom stopped me and explained to me what those things were and then she went to talk with the neighbor, but he just said that it was a joke so the issue stopped there. He never got close to me after, I guess he was just making me a prank.

Well, won't be needing OP's gift then.

Good taste tbqh

It implies sex.

Oh cool. An emergency water bottle!

So I guess that condom won't get used.

Fag.

Is sex dangerous?

Condoms are the ultimate in survival, man.

Like you would know.

Guess I'll use this while raping that comatouse girl.

Wrong thread, buddy.

What did Sensei mean by this?

Is it possible to give birth while in a coma?

safe sex is important

c section

Especially if you find a cute forest girl.