Kim seriously cannot think that starting a war is a good idea. He would get his ass raped by America within 5 minutes...

Kim seriously cannot think that starting a war is a good idea. He would get his ass raped by America within 5 minutes, and there is no way that China would side with North Korea and go to war with America. Why is Kim acting so dumb.

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They're dong weapons testing. American imperialism is considered a danger, I guess because they see how the south lost the foreskin war

But what North Korea is like a midget threating to whoop Floyd Mayweather's ass. It just doesn't make sense.

Kim seeks equilibrium, not war.
The American public is dumb for believing that Kim wants war.

You're naive to think he won't be invading South Korea the moment he has a credible nuclear deterrent to keep the Americans at bay.

Say Floyd stomped the midget, and the dead midget popoed back up as 100 midgets, and Floyd stomped those midgets, and those deadbmidgets popped back up as 100 midgets each, pretty quick, Floyd would be too tired to stomp midgets. China has several Trillian midgets. Prettt simple, really. Doesnt take a midget scientist.

I was thinking about this the other day.
What if little kimmy just wants to be like Japan.
If we nuke best korea now, then 50 years from now they could be on Japan's level as a country.
Just a thought I had the other day.

china has told him that if he starts a war they will be neutral but if someone attacks him they will ally with him. he interprets this as license to talk shit and bully others indefinitely since he knows this means US will not strike first.

basically this is a staredown between china and US with NK as the kevin hart manlet standing behind china talking shit.

Yeah but those initial 100 midgets, while determined. are weak and malnourished.
I doubt the Chinese midgets would want to get involved.

you're naive to think that the nuclear weapon isn't a deterrent from the south and US launching a war eventually

Kim has the right idea here, but he's being a bit too of an asshole while doing it

Maybe the whole point is the they believe the rest of the world will carry out their dream by destroying the US if they impale themselves on the sword.

But then again you can only threaten and provoke so much before no one gives a shit anymore.

China could do more damage to the US (and those stupid enough to align with it here) as a country than the US could do to China (and its allies)

The whole situation is a lose-lose to the USA and everyone knows it, and for this reason US adversaries are using it to their advantage

kekekekkeekekek

How is that?

>there is no way that China would side with North Korea
This is what happens when you get your geo-political education from Sup Forums...

economically, the US is tied to and relies more on China (buyer of debt, producer of goods) than the latter does on the US

socially, a war or a break in economic relations would cause terrible pain for both. One is a communist country used to hardships, the other a democratic country with pampered losers and gibs me that chimps

as for lose-lose:
USA keeps talking shit as if its a unipolar superpower and attacks NK and 100,000 south koreas die for its stupidity...allies realize the USA is fucked in the head and leaves them for more rational alliances, including moving away from the USD (only source of american superpower status)

USA does nothing: sign to the rest of the world the USA even knows they aren't the only top dog anymore (this is fact), and the world accelerates moving away from the USD (only source of american superpower status)

good, maybe they will be allowed to grow foreskins again, and few girls will commit to plastic surgery

You probably shouldn't think anymore.

Kim just wants nukes so no one will fuck with him. He wants people to think they're functional enough that he could fuck people up with them already if he wanted to, specifically South Korea. He knows if he threatens the South Koreans enough he can make sure no one invades while he has time to finish his nukes. Once he has them he'll probably just sit on them.

Kek, get out McCain

I agree

>he would get his ass raped in 5min

Don't be so sure. Everytime the US has invaded on that attitude, we got a pretty good lashing

>iraq
>vietnam

Rangers and Delta got their assholes turned inside out in Somalia by a bunch of untrained, uneducated, and underweight guys who likely had aids.

North Korea is a dangerous enemy, even if China decided to step back and let us "have at it".

We don't really know the terrain and the country is so insular we have had a hard time getting reliable defectors who can give us targets, military intelligence, etc... it's nearly impossible to get a sleeper in there.

We don't really know what we're dealing with if we move in. We're not gonna drop a nuke and go scorched earth because we want a foothold in that region, and China sure as shit won't allow that, because they want NK as a way to maintain their interest.

We could probably win, albeit after a long, drawn out, and expensive bloodbath.

>kim is starting the war.

you need a couple more north koreas for that, sorry mate

>You're naive to think he won't be invading South Korea the moment he has a credible nuclear deterrent to keep the Americans at bay.

Kim should first fight and win an almost unwinnable conventional war against American and South Korean military forces (unless he wants to use his nukes first, hoping that Americans would not use theirs). Even If he win he should then rule over 50 millions of angry South Koreans, accustomed to democracy and internet and a full belly.

are you fucking retarded or do you just have no idea how geopolitics work

I don't understand the morons that actually believe western MSM bullshit in this day and age.

Do so many people have down syndrome these days?

If America lost against a bunch of rice farmers, and can just barely win against a bunch of goat herders, why would anyone think they'd win against a nuclear armed country with one of the biggest standing armies in the world?

>US relies on China's economy and not the other way around
Fucking tard.

1. he is a moron
2. he wants/advised to play as a spark for a major world war cause a lot of international powers have been getting ready

Whether he does anything is irrelevant what is relevant is that things are not ready for a big world war so that's why he's playing like a jerk and US is giving in cause they don't want the big fat hamster to do something really stupid and make them look weak.

Once again, china is an authoritarian communist country, the US is a pampered gibs me that democratic country with no manufacturing base and workers too good for shitty third world jobs. Tell me again who will be in more trouble if that relationship fails..

Kek, better start learning Mandarin.

Me too, I don't see what the big deal is. Now did I already take my meds today, or was that yesterday?

GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES YOU FAG

Don't believe this poster. The Canadian flag might as well be the Chinese one at this point. Eat a dog Chang.

He doesn't and he won't.

Nukes are for extracting concessions with, not actually fighting.

He's banking on the prospect that if there is no US invasion within the next 6 months or so that he can continue to improve and strengthen his capabilities with impunity.

At which point he will be in a position to demand a peace treaty with the US and the US withdrawal from Korea.

He's making sure everyone knows/thinks he can nuke them so he doesn't end up like Saddam.

>the US is a pampered gibs me that democratic country with no manufacturing base

wut

Sure China is now a greater manufacturer, but to say that the US has no manufacturing base is a gross exaggeration.

>dong weapons testing
tell me more

>He would get his ass raped by America within 5 minutes

Wronity wrong. US would get knee-deep into that jungle hell all over again. You are an uneducated nigger. go fuck a foken snoek or a kangaroo

youtube.com/watch?v=hRJFvtvTGEk

NK is a political arm of China and is their testbed for things they wouldn't get away with.

ok
youtube.com/watch?v=SKZotwmwNpk

It's caturday faggots.

Look at what happened once Qaddafi (pbuh) stopped their nuclear program. This is the only way forward for NK.

Kim won't be starting the war. All the nuclear missile tests and firings are to trigger America into making the first hit. If China keeps its promise, it'll be fighting on Kim's side. Since China's such a strong ally with Putin, Russia is more than likely to get involved too.

One of three things are going to happen:
>see above. Kim doesn't care whether North Korea gets destroyed, he sees it a good trade to get America involved in a war with China/Russia.
>Eventually Kim will run out of patience and begin an attack, or maybe a test goes wrong and they actually do damage to Guam, Japan, South Korea. Xi won't help, and America and South Korea will wipe him out in the week.
>Neither side will want to make the first move and we get another Cold War that ends in mostly the same way.

styx pls go

>no way that China would side with North Korea and go to war with America

think again. china does not want a united korean peninsula that is an ally of the US. they WILL go to war for the same reason they went to war the last time. the only reason North Korea exists today is because the Chinese entered the Korean War to defend the north koreans in the first place.

anything other than the status quo is unacceptable to china

what's wrong with rightwingers, what part of no don't they understand?

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does it hurt being that dumb?

Prove me wrong

Desperation.
No food, infrastructure primitive.
Bad Winter likely.
Already had a bad flu outbreak once this year.
For malnourished people flu is a killer.
Pretend friend China to the North raping you for mineral resources.
Crazy SK full of Feminazi to the South.

Might as well kill themselves. Death by World Police.

The CCPs biggest fear is not being able to continue their economic growth because massive unemployment would result in widespread unrest that even their authoritarian government couldn't contain.

Without access to american markets, China has skyrocketing unemployment and a bunch of state run industries that collapse from their debtload. The only thing that happens in America is cheap consumer goods increase in price.

haha idiot
dont you read the news?? they are almost equal

nodong-1 for example

this guy gets it

>Using VGA cables in 2017
>Equal to the USA
Pick one

you're brilliant. north korea is doing so well, the constant decades of food aid has all been a ruse.

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if iran starts building nukes it will be obama's fault

he has been brainwashed by his parents from the start.

who trump?

If you just want a nuclear deterrent, there's no fucking reason to insult and threaten your world neighbors every week.

They've been isolated from the world community, they've collectively gone insane.
That's not even a joke, when you separate yourself from others you create your own little universe.
It's why homeless people and rich and powerful people alike are unilaterally crazy.

They've built a cult around their authoritarian dictatorship and now they started believing their own bullshit.
Time to put the rabid dog down.

You're a nork shill or kremlin kike. kys faggot

who the republicans?

seem like the righteous right in the us are more frightened than anyone.
and most of them are completely safe.
wonder why that is.

holy fuck, did you guys know this?

Nk is China's punch America button.

He's worried China's going to support a coup against him, which they've already likely tried at least once, in addition to attack by the US and its allies. He's probably staffed whatever chain of command exists between him and the missiles with his most fanatically-loyal followers, so that he can go full-Samson if his other generals turn on him, and send nukes in every possible direction- including Russia and China.

A golden-age of Korean animation, or, perhaps, a "kimchi-age."

:)

He won't really start a war, it's just all about creating a fake image, MAKE everyone think he's crazy enough to take on the world
Kim is just really into marketing

am i dummy for wondering who takes these pictures? does north korea take them and send them to journalists or are there journalists that north korea allows there? if so why?

We must retake Mewrusalem!

TRUMP BTFO !
#STILLWITHHER

Why is making the POTUS his bitch dumb user?
The supreme leader knows exactly what he is doing.
His highness walks razor's edge since decades, sub-fish-IQ murricanas in panic mode are nothing new to him, he is still up there, isn't he?

Whatever makes you sleep, young virgin.

This is retarded, they arent muslims, they wont fight endlessly to the death over nothing, just because.

If we did enough damage their average citizens would just give up

cool clock, ahmed

>projection

Gaddafi got a knife shoved up the pooper and Saddam was hanged because of no nukes. Kim needs nukes to survive to next Tuesday

You're almost correct. He knows Trump is the first President in decades actually willing to do something about his regime, and he knows that he'd lose. So Kim's only option is to make it look like any invasion would be way too costly to be worth it.

North Korea... such a knot of geopolitical complexity. There is a sense in which it can't be a tool. Nuclear-armed, it certainly gives the impression that it would never back down, so it must be a target. But what do they want? They seem to react to the threat of nuclear annihilation completely differently from other nations. There is so little of the dignity I expect of a nuclear power.

maybe not. 1 ambassador and a few peasants defect and tell the world everyone wants to get out but lots of people go in and out of china every day and n korea has ambassadors all over the world and they don't defect. also n koreans are very nationalistic.

This. American foreign politics create these abominations all over the world.
I wonder if it's the military industrial complex constantly keeping it cooking or the regular american wrestling-tier degeneracy.

sure thing, virginboy

Korean Central News Agency
kcna.kp/

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He's a plant.
news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/switzerland-offers-to-mediate-amid-rising-tension-with-north-korea/news-story/fdc684d23f41f3a27203e6d40e02ea7c

All commies are plants of western jewish bankers. Bolsheviks in Russia, commies in China. North Korea is no different.

They also have articles in English, but it takes a lot of time to load the pages

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>good lashing
>iraq
You do know the casuality ratio is 20:1 right? We do not always achieve political aims; but the US kills better than any nation in history. And that's with its hands somewhat tied behind its back in consideration of optics.

If the US wanted, there would not be a living North Korean, at all, within three weeks.

HDMI might fail in case of an EMP blast. And those screens are shielded, so the computer is probably too.