Chivalry Should Be Dead

>Be Me
>Bump into this German girl in my college bar a couple days ago
>Chat for a while, find out we're both interested in Traditonal stuff, knights, monarchy, classical architecture
>Says she's an aristocrat, descendant of some German royal family
>Looks rich AF, wearing big fur coat
>Dont find that attractive, but consider fucking because I rarely get any
>Exchange facebooks, and promise to talk to each other tomorrow

>Next day receive message from her about a Renovation Project of an old Classical house, asking if I can put her in contact with an Architect friend I mentioned
>tfw she's talking shops, must not be interested
>I know the guy who runs Architectural Revival, so I tell her to email him about finding an appropriate Architect's firm
>Yesterday I start getting messages from her saying she wants to meet up,
>Says she is shook over a stalker situation she had to deal with the night before.
>Says she "REALLY wants to meet up with [me]"
>PleasantlySurprised.jpg
>Still in there, and I get to be knight in shining armour for German Aristocrat
>Meet up with German girl in College Bar again, where Ifind her talking to some French students I know
>They all look a little uncomfortable

>Leave French friends, and proceed to nice bar I know
>This is where things start getting weird
>German Girl tells me that she’s left her bags in the College Library, and because she isn’t a student, she needs me to open the door with my student card
>Turns out the “bags” are a couple of suitcases that she had brought with her.
>I ask her what theyre for, she says she is travelling to visit some family in the Irish countryside tomorrow
>Being a gentlemen, I agree to help carry one of her suit cases to the bar
>On the way she tells me how she is a Princess and a Freemason
>tfw, women cant be freemasons

Nudes or it didn't happen

>Arrive at bar, bags and all
>Realise bitch is crazy, and text Friend to come join us
>German Girl then tells me that she has nowhere to stay for the night, and no money for food and basically starts asking if she could stay in my place.
>As alarm bells were already ringing, and I knew damn well there was something wrong with her, I politely say no,
>Being Chivalrous, I proceed to help her sort out accommodation.
>She says she doesn’t like planning things, and prefers to just “go with the flow”, “go where passion drives her”.
>She pulls a bunch of scrunched up paper with phone numbers out of her bag and proceeds to use my phone to call them.
>Ask her if she has family to stay with. She tells me they don’t care about her.
>I implore her to call her family, who she told me were in the countryside,
>she starts to get agitated.
>I leave for a moment to get a pint to take the edge off.
>Come back, and she has brought over an elder American tourist who looked very confused.
>As he backed off, she told him that he looked like her father, so that’s why she approached him
>She starts to get quite panicky.
>Says when I left to get a drink she though I had abandoned her
>tfw, been gone 2 minutes

Potato, you drunk af

She's either a confidence trickster, or a nutter.

>She uses my phone again to call another friend, this one she speaks French too. After which to goes to the bar to charge her own phone, which was out of battery.
>The last number she dials calls back, and it turns out to be my French friend,
>Tells me that that the German girl had called him complaining about vampires and terrorists hunting her,
>He and friends were in Police station trying to get some help out to her.
>I was just short of calling Police myself, as this girl was clearly mentally ill, and not fit to be left on her own to wander around the city.
>Chivalry or no, No way I was letting that crazy bitch stay at mine.
>Tell French Friend to come to bar
>As we wait, the German girl approaches a Spanish man sitting next to us and asks if she can stay in his.
>She’s literally going around asking strangers if she can stay in their place.

>French friends arrive, followed by my friend I texted.
>Tell me police are coming
>Tell me that at college bar before I arrive, German girl had been telling them that she was romantically involved with me and we were going to elope together.
>Surprisedface.jpg

Go on

>she tells me how she is a Princess

probably a gypsy princess -_-

Pics of crazy bitch

>The extent of my correspondence with her involved talking briefly about this supposed renovation project and agreeing to meet up with her
>Gentlemen/ShitWithWomen, so no dirty talk or anything suggestive

>Police arrive, and we calmly escort German girl outside.
>Police recognise her, turns out this is the third time in 2 days, they have been called out to see her.
>After a little while of talking, police say they cant forcibly take her to a hospital or hostel where she can be looked after as she had committed no crime.
>Police leave
French Friend is furious, and frankly tells German girl that she has a problem and needs to call the police again herself for her own safety,
>At least just until the morning, when she can go to Countryside to stay with her supposed family
>She responds by telling French Friend that he has “une petit problem”, which I understand is French for “there is something wrong with you”
>She gets a call on her phone, answers it, and bickers with the other person in a way relatives do
>Asks if the person on the other end of the phone’s sister is around.
>This is clearly someone who is worried and looking for her. Definitely family, if not close friend.

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>She hangs up
>Tells me it’s a stalker, and she cannot go back to him
>French Friend asks if she has any other family.
>She says all her family, including parents are dead.
>French Friend and German girl speak to each other in French again.
>French Friend throws his hands up into the air and exclaims, she just called me a “vampire”

>German girl goes off on Tirade about how she is a famous poet/opera singer/fashion journalist, and millionaire.
>Exclaiming how she is a “princess”, an “aristocrat”, and how she predicted the London Tube terrorist attack that happened earlier that morning
>Starts saying the fur coat she is wearing is “Rabbit fur”.
>The coat is black, and the fur on it has strands way to long for it to be rabbit
>At this stage we give up trying to help her, there is only so much we can do. Been two hours at this at least.
>Spanish guy who had left before French friends and the police arrived, apparently gave her a number of a hostel where he had paid for the night but was not staying
>German Girl uses my phone to call hostel
>She leaves with her bags, and friends and myself try to forget about the fiasco and enjoy a few drinks together

Congratulations on your first experience with a bipolar female

>Later on in the night, we go to another bar, where I bump into Alt Right friend from Irish Nationalist Party
>Too embarrassed to tell them story
>It is then that I receive a few Facebook messages from German Girl
>Relieved.jpg
>She’s not dead in a ditch somewhere, cause she has wifi, and somewhere to charge her phone.
>It died again before she left
>Messages read as follows:

>“Right I guess that was everything but a fun night.
>Inventing a story – working with the gossip.
>People always need a drama to distract from their own misery
>You saw the conspiracy.. the police willing to take me away for no reason. A diamond removed from the crown, the Jew (French Friend has Jewish second name) brought to the KZ
>Oh yeah I was just looking up on the receipt of my Dior coat the fur is mink, I did not know the word in English”
>Radio silence…
>I never heard of or saw her again…


>TFW, could have avoided whole fiasco had my Chivalrous/Compassionate side had not gotten the better of me
>TFW no sex with German Princess Lady

Oh, and I told Architectural Revival her "Renovation Project" likely does not exist, and he should probably ignore her emails from now on...

Or perhaps first crazy royal? You know what they say about them inheriting madness through inbreeding

I'd have taken her mental was right to the sack, but then again I have twelve guns strategically hidden around my house.

Id have been more worried that had she stayed at my house, or if I fucked her, I might have to deal with a false rape allegations.

One of my French friends is a feminist and even pointed this out to me.

wtf

Are you gay? She wanted to fuck.

>rape allegation
>serial liar
I guess if you hadn't exchanged the fagbook you could have gotten away with it.

Post any kind of proof or you're a english major faggot

He's Irish . . . so yes.

Ive actually had to deal with a Regret=Rape situation before. So im a little cautious about these things

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>crazy girls fuck the best
You goofed hard OP. I fucked a bipolar chick and it was like a religious experience

what part of the country you in fella?

Dublin

Was getting caught part of her plan?

>things that didn't happen
You really think a girl would do that? Lie and take advantage of your kindness?

No idea.
She was certainly a level of crazy ive never experienced in my life before.

tfw no deluded mason architect gf. Idk user its kinda attractive.

Might have brought her home if she was more attractive. She was honestly about a 4/10.
Thought the whole being into Tradition and stuff was cool though, and I dont get much.

It was the craziness that was the dealbreaker. As Ive mentioned, i had to deal with a false rape allegation before, so wasnt going to risk anything with her. Not worth it

I had a similar experience with a Swiss girl I met. She wasn't as crazy, but she babbled about nonsensical "artistic" ideas and frequently talked about cocaine...

Ya got larpfished

>I might have to deal with a false rape allegations.
You might have to anyways, even though nothing happened.

Kek, Sure wasnt the cocaine talking?

Ok, OP you met a crazy fucking person. That's all there are a fuck ton of both men and women who are.

Second, Chivalry is a battle code, and barely touches on women.

If you let one crazy fucker make you hate all of women, you are almost as batty as her. Chalk this up as a funny story and move on.

Who knows? She kept asking friends if they had any experience with cocaine/drugs. It seemed to me as if she wanted to find someone who could share some with her...

Fuck, this potato nigger is right

>TFW no sex with German Princess Lady
and not being accused of rape

Im over it already. Not a woman hater. I acknowledge that this is partly my fault. I like "eccentric" women. Find them more spirited, less fake. Unfortunately that means i attract a few crazies...

Just a funny story to tell the grandkids

Doubt it, we were in public places the whole time. I have faceberg messages, and can get the emails from Arch Revival.