You accidentally marry Mayumi instead of your waifu

You accidentally marry Mayumi instead of your waifu.

What do?

Cheat on her with senpai instead?

Get divorced. I dont believe in marriage

What if she is my waifu?

Cut off my penis and gouge out my eyes.

Divorce her for being used

Make her addicted to the dick

Hold her hands

Mental conditioning, she actually looks like my waifu.

She's already addicted to the dick.

get cucked

Buy booze.

lots of anal, but would still almost certainly cheat on

Explain to her that there has been a mistake and apologize to her like a gentleman

Take responsibility.

Anal sex

As long as mai waifu ends up with her OTP, I'm all good

How can you accidentally marry someone?

...

If I can't be with the one I love, I'll love the one I'm with.

Ask her why she did this to me.

Politely ask her to go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Instant divorce. What a used good.

Go out with her on a walk that takes us to a spot where I have already left the supplies for a picnic. After we eat, I pour her a glass of wine which is enough to get her wasted since she's a jap, then we fuck right there in front of everyone in the park since japs are too weak to call the police and even if they do, the police are too weak willed to stop us from having vigorous loud sex beneath the blossoming cherry tree

Make her happy.

I don't even have a waifu.

But I'll enjoy the wild ride while it lasts.

When the fuck will CR release new chapters?

I don't have a waifu. So I'll love my waifu.

She would be a good girl provided she had a steady, upright guiding hand in her life. But her problem is that because of her inferiority complex it needs to be in the form of either a steady boyfriend or husband.

Combine those two and although she'd still be sharp tongued I don't think she'd lash out at people or be so bad tempered as she is now. Unlike the cleft lip bitch Mayumi is actually capable of loving someone, and that combined with her desire to be in a relationship would mean she'd be loyal.

Live happily ever after?

She should be the main girl.

>voiced by my waifu VA
It's a hard choice.

Why is Mayumi shrinking too? Isn't she just a secondary character?

Lot's of booze.

Tell her about my waifu fetish and persuade her to cosplay.

>Isn't she just a secondary character?
When it comes to screen time and plot influence, she is the main girl.

>plot influence, she is the main girl.
More like the friendzoned.

Murder her.

Kill myself before she kills me

>making a Christmas cake happy
I will forget my waifu in a heartbeat.

Girls opened package that turned them into kids actually Usa's dream
Pretty much whole Kawaisou are main characters and have their dedicated arcs.
She's not a love interest, moron.

>age regression
Sounds more like Mayumi's dream.

>age regression

Shit fetish.

Why couldn't we have a dream sequence where the MC shrinks and gets teased and played with by Mayumi?