Brit/pol/ - BASED Terrorist Smuggling Pensioners Edition

>Raided Surrey home 'owned by MBE foster couple'
unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4889860/May-raises-level-critical-ISIS-claim-Tube-attack.html

>Anti-terror police tell Sunbury residents to 'get out' as property is searched
unvis.it/sky.com/story/anti-terror-police-tell-sunbury-residents-to-get-out-as-property-is-searched-11038625

>May’s terror CRACKDOWN: PM tells tech giants to stamp out extremism after Parsons Green
unvis.it/express.co.uk/news/uk/854930/Extremism-Theresa-May-Parsons-Green-terror-attack-London

>'What are they afraid of?' Cable MOCKS Brexiteers as he calls for second referendum AGAIN
unvis.it/express.co.uk/news/uk/854995/Brexit-news-lib-dem-conference-Vince-Cable-european-union-second-referendum-eu-uk-video

>Boris Johnson really has messed up his microscopic chance of being prime minister this time
unvis.it/independent.co.uk/voices/boris-johnson-telegraph-article-350m-nhs-floundering-leadership-not-going-to-happen-a7950546.html

>Don't introduce wolves into the wild, says Shropshire farmer
unvis.it/shropshirestar.com/news/farming/2017/09/09/dont-introduce-wolves-into-the-wild-says-shropshire-farmer/

>A Murdoch interfering in British politics? James claims the UK needs Fox’s Sky takeover
unvis.it/rt.com/uk/403352-murdoch-sky-fox-media/

>UK–ISRAEL RELATIONS: 100 YEARS SINCE THE BALFOUR DECLARATION
unvis.it/jpost.com/Opinion/UKIsrael-relations-100-years-since-the-Balfour-Declaration-504643

>After Everest Botch, Russian Embassy in London Says: ‘Digital Sh*t’ Happens
unvis.it/themoscowtimes.com/news/russian-embassy-in-uk-tweets-58913

>Woman who lost leg in Alton Towers crash models at London Fashion Week
unvis.it/inews.co.uk/essentials/news/uk/woman-lost-leg-alton-towers-smiler-crash-models-london-fashion-week/

>Bid to bring Hebridean forests back from brink
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-41279015

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/141205491/#q141207302,
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4890710/Bang-heard-Manchester-caused-NAIL-BOMB-say-police.html
youtu.be/12epwE7Wroc
mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/weight-loss/in-depth/exercise/art-20050999?pg=2
youtu.be/o1KIDu1BtUU
express.co.uk/news/uk/688845/Syria-refugee-family-Stoke-council-housed
youporn.com/watch/2765/british-amateur-orgy-part-1/
youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

This is what you call a perfect storm

Wonder what refugee apologists will say now.

My wife said she wants to start experimenting with pegging, what is pegging?

First for socialists get coptered

It's how you dry clothes.

Holy fuck lads, some user posted here a few days ago about hearing an explosion in Manchester, the official explanation given was something to do with fireworks but he called bullshit on that archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/141205491/#q141207302, and now it's revealed that it was a nail bomb.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4890710/Bang-heard-Manchester-caused-NAIL-BOMB-say-police.html
Incredible isn't it, a fucking nail bomb going off has gone completely under the radar of the news cycle, that's how normalised this shit is.

>implying you have a wife
A cure for constipation

using small wooden or plastic clamps to attach (usually clothing) items to a washing line or some other drying device.

She wants to shove things up your arse.

Virgin.

I did some fly tipping today, took the van out to some country layby and dumped it early in the morning. I do feel bad, don't get me wrong, but the council tip fees are ridiculous.

How was your Saturday?

Whereas I, for my sins, do in fact have a wife. Protip lad, don't marry a qt red-headed Irish bird, they turn into ginger beachballs overnight...

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Girl I knew has just posted a load of photos of herself dressed as a nun. I'm off for the night.

good, thank you
did you have a good one too?

>posh toff neigbhours have started playing music really loudly now
FUCK OFF THIS IS MEANT TO BE A COUNCIL ESTATE

ATLEAST TRY TO INTERGRATE TO IT AND BLAST SHITTY GRIME AND NOT OLD RnB

Any of you lads remember this from dick and dom in the bungalow?
You wouldn't get anything like this now
youtu.be/12epwE7Wroc

has there ever been a British equivalent of ghandi? a man who has an uncompromising view on peace, love, compassion yet the power to overthrow an empire?

>inb4 poo in the loo
>studied and practised law in london .... so probably more civilised than your average chantard


the best I could come up with is terry nutkins...but i think terry might've been a nonce

>An incredibly generic statement but I appreciate the thought.
No it isn't. Presuming you're talking about actual exercise and not just walking around like a lazy cunt and presuming that you weigh about 14-20stone then you should be burning 500-700kcal/hour.

mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/weight-loss/in-depth/exercise/art-20050999?pg=2

Chekt, Satan. Also, don't forget diversity is our greatest strength. United we stand is old and racist.

We were so close...

This one too, makes me wish I was back watching it again

youtu.be/o1KIDu1BtUU

Since you ask I don't think much of Peter Hitchens' social views but I do like the idea of ploughing him senseless in an inflatable yurt full of glowsticks at a reggae festival

>You wouldn't get anything like this now


health and safety gone mad

Ghandi was a massive racist

Ghandi was nothing but an SJW ferociously obsessed with self-aggrandising with little regard as to what damage that would cause others. He was born of noblemen and taken under the wing of noble Englishmen, yet spent his days pretending to be part of the underclass in order to garner the attention he craved. The guy's a cunt and should've been hung or burned.

Any pics lad?

Unless you're basing it from, at the very least, heart rate, age, gender and weight then it's a meaningless.

You are a massive cunt I hope karma catches up with scum such as yourself. If I had my way you would be forced to clean it up then lick the fucking ground clean from the debris you selfish twat

Not bad. Didn't really do much, other than have a bit of a wander around town, but my mum made me fish and chips for tea.

I just mean it doesnt seem like the type of thing that would be on.

It's the logical next step from felching.

Thatb was me, I was right? HOLY FUCK I knew it the lying cunts!

I would describe it as comfortable but uneventful.

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Good.

How was yours, friend?

> If I had my way you would be forced to clean it up then lick the fucking ground clean from the debris you selfish twat
Oh no an internet tough guy, whatever will I do.

Dick and Dom are possibly the most despicable TV duo to have ever existed.

What's wrong with that video? Why wouldn't you get that now?

Article semi-related

express.co.uk/news/uk/688845/Syria-refugee-family-Stoke-council-housed

>sharing my material
Just seen another one where she's got her knickers out. Dear Lord.

Rate my new meme.

It's the thought that counts

Mad, but seems more to do with drugs gang than terrorism

Don't come crawling back to us when she dumps you.

>You wouldn't get anything like this now
Why? Is the cat dead?

do you often post other than to say "good morning", "good day" or "how was your _day"?
i swear you post about twice per day and then never respond

>when she dumps you

Are you truly this fucking imbecilic?

> a man who has an uncompromising view on peace, love, compassion yet the power to overthrow an empire?

Just meant it doesn't seem like the type of thing they'd show

That's nothing, a girl I went to uni with way back went into porn soon after. I haven't seen her in anything new so she must have stopped a while back, but fucking hell she was hot.

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Ugh fucking hell

>a girl I went to uni with way back went into porn soon after
LINK

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You cocked that up didn't you.

>Wonder what refugee apologists will say now
The same shit they've always said.
You ACTUALLY think they'll change their minds? That they'll see the light and support removing all "refugees" and non-whites from the continent? Keep dreaming.

Degenerate.

Name for fucks sake

2 girls from my secondary school went into porn. Kissed one of them in year 9, now I've seen the inside of her arsehole and watched her slurp the cum from an old man's bellend. What a weird world we live in.

Don't worry, I only watch 100% white british blue films.

>no fosters for the many pakis and unwanted kids in the country already
>lets let more immigrants in
>lets give this paki muslim to a pensioner
>what could possibly go wrong

jesus that story
how many co-authors does one shitty article need

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Its a method in drying your clothes, you "peg" the clothes on a washing line.

What do we think of The Police? (the band)

Stop watching porn.

This

They know full well what the end game will be if the mud and nigger hordes keep arriving

you'll love it

>no links

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>gladimir putitin

Trump was right!!!!!
Police did know about him!

Sting is a cunt

But they had a few tunes back in the day

Post link

Here is the first part youporn.com/watch/2765/british-amateur-orgy-part-1/ when the two girls are in the bath tub she is the short dark haired one, you should be able to find the other parts on there.

Pretty terrible tbdesu

>May’s terror CRACKDOWN: PM tells tech giants to stamp out extremism after Parsons Green

>Pack the country with Muslim immigrants
>Tell the tech giants to stop the extremists

The fucking country has gone mental

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that's nothing wait until i tell you about my ex from university

she became a well known biologist and won some sort of award for discovering a new strain of bacteria or summat like that

she was hot tho. and she wore stockings all the time, which i liked

forgot link

youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE

Haha holy shit kill yourself you fucking disgusting neet cunt, you lot are on par with pakis, ANYONE can get a job but you choose not to because its easier to get bennies

Considering they know of at least 35,000 of them, it's not exactly a stretch to assume Don was right. Only the most dogmatic people would assume the police didn't know of him.

White people using the n-word is an act of violence.

Stop doing it.

However, black people have taken back the n-word from their oppressors and are thus allowed to use it.

It's sad that people actually shame all blacks for the actions of a few.

You can see that all over this board. People on this board want all blacks to die, even the innocent blacks in Ghana and the American South.

Did you notice how Trump never has a non-white standing behind him?

That's a racist dog whistle and that's proof that whites have always been trying to fuck us over, the minority.

This board is full of racist fuckers ridiculing genuine causes and kissing the ass of the establishment.

That's why there are /ptg/ threads every day and racist threads ridiculing and bashing minorities like me, because Sup Forums users are too cowardly to stand up for the little man, for what is right.

Blimey, haven't seen that one in years

Go away Sargon.

nigger

help her kick the habit.

Lovely. What's her name? I normally only watch amateurs so I like to see what they look like normally.

>Did you notice how Trump never has a non-white standing behind him?
he's an idiot but he's not fucking stupid
he doesn't want to get his wallet stolen

Thanks anyway lad

that sargon guy reminds me of someone whos bird i fucked years ago

just a fat fucking "know it all" type who really knows fuck all about anything

can't stand the weak cunt
reckons he's the bollocks because he has an army of video game playing virgins watching his videos

if i ever see him i'm gonna fucking slap him

I fucking despair, I really do

dont reply hes trying to dox you

they're one of my favourite bands. many great tracks; walking on the moon, don't stand so close to me, so lonely, de do do do, de da da da and can't stand losing you to name a few

british music really is superb

I think she is probably trying to move on with her life tbqh.

Kek

A word is an act of violence?

How do you know I'm not a nigger, nigger?

I am disappointed in you lad, please refrain from watching that rubbish.

Calum smith fight on ITV 4 now

Singles band