Monster Musume

Am I correct in assuming that Lala is the best girl?

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No, all girls are best.

She's a shapeshifter, though all we've seen of it was Ara ara~ and this demon thing

Exactly.

Some girls are better than the rest.
Pic related.

>you will never get gangbanged by all the girls at the same time

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Don't be like that user, I love Cerea, but all girls are great.

So fellow MonMusufags, to which place would you take your best girl on your honeymoon?

I would like to take Mero to somewhere close to the beach so we can swim together. After that I could put on some scuba diving gear and explore the deep blue ocean with her.

Those little tiaras and wedding dresses make me wanna squee.

I would take Horsewife to the border between a huge forest and a prairie so I can ride her back in either environment to her pleasure all day long.
Then ride her in other ways all night long.

We go to her favorite pastry shop to pick out whatever she likes, and go on a nice picnic together.

That feel when you will never see Draco wiggling her toes while wearing your socks...

To the beach. I've heard that salt water makes her act a little more kinky than usual.

Itt hrose pssuy

> Goes on the lake/ocean/sea in a bikini
She's dead, Jim

>his waifu turns into a useless mush in water bodies
>literally who in under a minute

Nothing of value was lost.

I was honestly disappointed to learn her nipples aren't a darker shade of blue than the rest of her, and yes, she is the best.

Or she turns into a giant intelligent ocean that can synthesize waifus of your choice.

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>RIP pelvis and foreskin

No, all the salt in the ocean would kill her if she didn't dissolve from it

Did you forget the entire Mero's mom chapter?

Deus ex machina/asspull about how letting in a little bit of water at a time won't kill her. She'll still die if fully-submerged, or if she sucks in more water than her Ara form.

Crab is horrible at consistency, Suu's hand dissolved from rain falling onto it. So an entire body of salt water would separate her molecules completely, and if that didn't do it the salt if the water would dehydrate her.

If anything I think the rain would be the inconsistent part considering she initially fell into a giant bath tub big enough for Rachne to bathe in and be fine in her intro chapter.

Eh, who needs 'em?
I didn't say that she was going to go swimming. If she can drink through her arms from a bucket, then she could certainly do the same to an ocean wave crawling up the sand.

Too bad Sue isn't a more developed slime with a core to keep her whole at all times.

She'll be fine once she finally get upgraded to queen slime status after sucking Darling dry.

Which Musu has best hands? And no, it's not Miias 's Mom with her gigantic yaoi hands.

Just too bad we'll never see that...

I've never seen a harem ending in an Anime. Nor any marriage of any sort.

I'm quite partial to Polt's BIG MEATY PAWS.

I wanna touch her paw pads.

Didn't she have to wait in the tub to dry out a little before she could recoalesce?
And I'm saying there's a limit to how much she can take in. Above a certain quantity/internal pressure, her outermost membrane would rupture. KaiSuu was a one-off affair from unknown chemicals, unless Crabman wants to retcon it as having permanently mutated her.

Tenchi Muyo and Tenchi Muyo GXP, likely Shuffle considering the two dads talk about how polygamy is legal and they just wanted to see who would be the first wife. Probably more that I can't remember/don't know.

What would you do with your monster waifu at the end of the day?
I would cuddle her until we both fall asleep in each other's embrace

Wasn't the joke originally "Yao hands", as in that furry from MG*? Just checking.

>you will never hand feed Cerea carrots
>you will never see how embarrassed/delighted she is
Why even go on?

She has the best hips.

I want Lala to kill me with her luscious thighs.

Doppel is the Superior Girl

Nope.

>Spider cunt
>best

Nope.

Imagine that was an actual monster girl and miaa just basically implied she was hideous and the girl went home and killed herself.

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I would take her to disneyland.

Tired of no Monmusu Quilins. Making my own.

Anything she needs (Aside from talent)?

Explain how spoder is better than this

Miia's mom is my waifu. Pls no bully.

She can actually do waifu things.

Most popular, not best.

She's not a retarded chunni.

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She's both.

All girls are best, except cathyl. She is a cunt.

Rach would be better with slightly longer hair.

I can not help but grin like an idiot whenever i read monster musume. It brings too much joy to my little heart.

just all smiles annon, it's too cute and will kill me one day.

There is a girl better than others. This is a fact of life.

Pic very much related.

Alright, alright. Im happy you are happy.

Does she have pusspuss? I think not

That's what's hidden between her pedipalps.

> Implying
We all know spider doesn't have pusspuss

I want to marry this snake.

Yes she does. Remember, okayada started as doing h 4komas.

Those brothers were lucky, they didn't have to put up with harem bullshit.

Wait, so does rachnee drink blood?

She's a vampire, kill her

>ywn loan her one of your shirts to sleep in
>why live

Unless her wings work like dumbpire wings. Need confirmation.

Well, there were enough of them to go around.

Idk. I would like to have a harem for a few years of my life, even if it meant no sex. Then pick best girl (or go harem route) and enjoy my later years having fun.

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Dont kill vampires. They just need to eat.

So do humans and we kill them

Because we do x does not make x right.

Reminder that we still need rips of this birb's newest version from the DMM game.

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This is somehow worse than that singing faggot.

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Does Lala have blue nipples?

Go to town faggots.
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>Gundam Fangirl
Obviously.

>Local Crabman admits self to insane asylum after twitter is inundated by autistic spam.

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She doesn't get her hands dirty by carrying out murd-mercy-killing with her own hands. :^)

Drat, my evil plan has been uncovered.

so close

>98889
It's still beautiful somehow.

A literal second too late...
I wonder who won?

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Well at least the image is appropriate.

>4komas
>posts 19koma

>Not posting the one that has Lala too

Fucking Madagascar.

Funny enough, that was my final stronghold in a game of Risk back in middle school.

Forgive him his ignorance, user.

He probably thinks it means "Short Comic" or something.

Who?

>Suu not spooning Papi

Missed opportunities I say.

Look her up if you don't know.

Otherwise, take your bait box and your (You)s and fuck off.

S-sorry, I didn't know it existed

Rude

It's fine. You tried, so you're forgiven

Bored at work unable to run in the online game, so have a mini translation of Kiss Me Darling. The part near the start where she sings
>ofuroooo, gohannn, soredemo atashi?
is basically
>bath, dinner, or me?