This is a list of "rules" taped to the front door of an acquaintance's house "They/Them" are sharing with their university classmates.
I need suggestions on how to best troll the residents of this abode.
I am especially interested in PoMo word salads that advocate white separatist or NatSoc causes.
bumping the shit out of this
what's "ableism"?
make the same thing but replace some of the words, like xenophobia with xenuphobia
>I need suggestions on how to best troll the residents of this abode
Inject hepatitis blood into the water system.
Wheatpaste Nazi posters on the walls
saying mean things about wheel chair people
We will not tolerate oppression so we are going to have to oppress your political views.
have a bump
www1.nyc.gov
en.wikipedia.org
So they don't want to deny the experiences of others? What if your experience is transphobic racism?
>I need suggestions on how to best troll the residents of this abode.
Spike the door shut from the outside then set it on fire.
it's true, you should hold a rally outside their house with disabled people because they weren't included in the rules.
Increase the number of rules to an absurd amount then enforce said rules with malicious compliance.
>claim to be oppressed
>freely make demands and get you removed if you defy them
DOTR can't come soon enough
Nothing beat the swastiska.
Autistic sjw seizure assured.
Of picture of niggers killing each other. Cannibals can be even better.
Or, if you have time, a whole panel:
Nigger cannibals
Mudslimes beheadings and stoning
Indian designated shitting street
The complete menu.
Next to the picture of a clean white neighborhood.
And bellow, a text , like "how to make the world great again ?"
And bellow, as a response, a picture of kkk lynching.
That should do it.
Maximum trigger.
>DO AS I SAY OR I'LL KILL YOU
>I love you
Have they built a church yet?
Literally just graffiti a swastika or if you don't want that big of a chimpout a pepe. Guaranteed social media tears either way, with the swastika you might even make the local news.
Well, that and saying anything related to weight and physical ability as most womyn with these beliefs are over 400lbs.
Pretend to be a mudslime and quote quranic passages.
>reactionary language
What, so if I say that Canada was right to stay part of the British Monarchy, then I would be a reactionary monarchist that has to be banned? I don't think these people are thinking about what they're writing very much. They're probably just trying to virtue signal.
I thought it read 'atheism'. Kek
install a speaker somewhere they can't see and yell racial slurs into it
Or print that .
Simple and efficient
Bake them a Red Velvet cake.
Then tell them you used your period blood.
This. Pretend to be one of them, open the fridge, if you see some bacon, make a big scene about it. Girls in shorts, make a big deal, tell them they are not respecting your religion. Stuff like that.
This...
Say homophobic and transphobic shit then when they attack you, claim they are being xenophobic.
Where is this? If in an open-carry state, open carry large pistol. If conceal-carry, conceal large pistol and print like a motherfucker.
You don't even need swastikas anymore. Just a banana peel in a tree will do.
Get out of my mind!
Just as long as it's not your house, you'll be fine.
Prepare to offer your place as a refuge for you acquaintance, because he'll need a place to stay when he gets the fuck out of that nightmare.
>I need suggestions on how to best troll the residents of this abode
Recreate that leaflet and throw some subtle edits in, then put up your version. I'd suggest throwing in pedophobia, or just ad 'also no niggers' somewhere at the bottom. Bonus points the longer they don't notice.
Posts signs about how being a Muslim means that you dont need to follow the supremacy rule
In the USA if you're not a liberal you're an "ableist" because you're not mentally disabled.
That could easily backfire. If people actually start believing you converted to Islam and are seemingly proselytising others, you might end up in jail. Even if it's a joke.
Make a stencil instead. Spray painted multiple times would take forever get rid of. Smaller subtitle as well.
"HEIL!" or "SOON"
Print out a copy of a that and put on the back of it. Then place them around like they did.
make an exact copy of the layout and change the words to make it a National Socialist propaganda piece and replace every flier you find around the school in the middle of the night or when no one is looking
Just reprint it and add
>we also will not tolerate the use of the words Nigger, Faggot or faggot nigger, kike, (((them))), Jews, juice, joos, merchant
Find Muslims and tell them to start anti-semitic shit
>we love you
>but say the wrong words and we'll fucking end you
it hurts my brain attempting to understand this backward logic that liberals treat like religion, but oh wait i forgot religion is for idiots!
>proceed to defend logical fallacies just like religious people
no wonder leftists love islamists so much, they are peas in the same pod
Make an opposite one
>Our House is a Proud Space and we will encourage
>Any Prideful and loving speech including, but not limited to: Pride in their people, Pride in their Culture, Pride in their nation, Pride in their accomplishments, Love of thyself
>Weak, passive, or submissive Language and Behavior will not be tolerated
>We want to learn and grow together, helping each other be proud of ourselves and the history that runs through us all, from the Common volk to the Egyptian Kangz
>Start Islamic studies club
>Get many members
>Do Halal bakes
>Start wearing all black
>Start dating extremist qt
>Convert nonbelievers
>Ramadan comes around
>Lead mob to capture the LGBT club
>Take them hostage to the tallest building shouting Allahu Ackbar
>Get first victim and whisper in his ear
>"Haha I got you!"
>Walk away
Winner
Wut?
When you use your logic, common sense, and facts to argue against the retards that live there.
Be more respectful of them. They are slow.
Torch the place.
>they are retards
>expect to be able to reason
wut m8?
Nice ideas. Thanks.
Unnamed college town in Ohio.
kek'd
Draw Pepe and other "Hate" symbols on it.
Better yet, print off a bunch, smear the backs with crazy glue and squash them onto the door.
I know, right? In America you can unironically and legally make an armed and trained Islamist group. Lots of pickup trucks there too. I don't know why they're not doing it. You could use them to scare Jews too.
Ask them if they still accept white males or if that is to offensive.
The worst part is this sounds completely harmless, if not inspiring and encouraging... but if you were to spout these words at some hyper-liberal douche college campus you are literally worse than a thousand hitlers
Americans are so fat they need scooters to move so you can't make fun of their inability to walk.
Build a shitty figure of Trump getting raped by an illegal immigrant and put it on their lawn to make them look radical to normalfags.
Strap in.
>A Greek Life retreat at the University of Mississippi was scrapped last weekend after African-American students discovered a banana peel in a tree, raising racial concerns.
>Members of fraternities and sororities at the University of Mississippi, better known as Ole Miss, had traveled to Camp Hopewell in Lafayette County to attend what was billed as a three-day leadership-building event.
>But the off-campus retreat ended abruptly on Saturday evening, hours after three members of a historically black sorority found the peel hanging from a tree at the camp.
>Makala McNeil, communication chair at Alpha Kappa Alpha and one of the women who made the discovery, alerted Greek Life leaders, sparking hours of heated exchanges about possible racial undertones, reportedThe Daily Mississippian, Ole Miss' student newspaper.
>Ole Miss accounting major Ryan Swanson, who is white, quickly came forward, admitting that he was the one who had tossed the banana skin into the tree, but he insisted that he did so because he could not find a garbage can and meant no offense to anyone.
>DailyMail.com reached out to Mr Swanson, vice president of recruitment with the Interfraternity Council at Ole Miss, seeking comment Thursday.
>Alexa Lee Arndt, interim director of Fraternity and Sorority Life at Ole Miss, said in an internal email obtained by The Daily Mississippian that many members of the Ole Miss community were 'hurt, frightened, and upset' in the wake of the peel incident.
So in other words, Kenyon. I visited the campus at one point and it was leftist loon central.
Means that you are privileged because you are not in a wheelchair.
Go super Christian. Make sure to have bible studies. Show them the love of Christ so they will be forced to reflect on their sins.
You could always go with the old but gold of burning their house down.
>saying mean things about wheel chair people
I always enjoy telling amish jokes. No one can be offended because they are not amish...hell there is a good chance that no one there knows about the amish.
Protip: Amish men pay random dudes to impregnate their kids because they are inbred as fuck
t: Some guy that lives near the amish and deals with them almost daily.
lay confederate flags outside with white KKK masks
What? You cant go to jail for that
Explicit Pro-Life Pamphlets
print your own stickers with red pills and buy some quality NatSoc stickers such as swastikas or Hitler pictures.
This will get them media coverage for being victims of a "hate crime" giving them more attention and pity, which is exactly what they want.
Go reductio ad absurdum on them with continuous and ever more ridiculous complaints of intolerance.
Examples include not having enough black people/women living there, only having a token black, not extreme enough demonstrations of gay pride (ie no flag), cultural appropriation, etc.
Be subtle.
Super glue a bunch of cheap rubber frogs with painted red lips.
Acknowledging that disabled people are dis-abled.
Exactly. I'm looking for entertaining ways to subtly expose and then physically remove them like the authoritarian scum they are.
>what's "ableism"?
Lets abolish the Paralympics naaaaooooo!!!!! FUCK YOU DIFFERENTLY ABLED, COMPETE AT THE TOP LEVEL OR DON"T COMPETE AT ALL!!!!! Same goes for you, women.
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The Amish have a very high birthrate though. It's pretty great.
Still no more inbred than your average sandnigger. Pic related.
>find banana peel in tree
>go absolutely ape
>authoritarian scum
M8, I understand exactly what you feel about these people, but you can't get any "AHA moment" out of calling out how hive-minded they are. They aren't doing it for sane reasons, or anything that can be argued about, it's social approval.
If you wanted to troll them you'd be as passive as possible while still expressing contempt for them. Treat them like awkward childish larpers, because that's what they are, more perhaps than any autist here, it's just they're autistic because they've been trained to be. They're banal above all.
Decorate your house like this Jain temple in India and tell them you follow Jainism. Call them hateful bigots if they disagree.
The left will never survive without censorship.
Go to them and say you're 80% genderbinary, although your left arm identifies as female. Your pronouns are xerirarior/xerirarori and everyone who's not calling you by these pronouns is a stupid transphobic ableist
I like this idea.
>I need suggestions on how to best troll the residents of this abode.
>Ostentatiously rip the note off the wall
>View it thoughtfully and ponderously in public.
>Ask where the nearest toilet is
>Take note into toilet with you
>Lay huge shit [or squirt massive pool of diarrhoea]
>wipe arse with note
>DO NOT FLUSH
>leave note in toilet atop a steaming pile of shit
Unless they're the owners - private domicile "rules" do not override laws and civil rights.
>I need suggestions on how to best troll the residents of this abode.
By being a bigger victim
Tell them your pronoun is "His Excellency".
>I need suggestions on how to best troll the residents of this abode.
Why do you even fucking care? Are they trolling you at your mom's house? Get a life you fucking weasel.
just ignore it, jesus christ, who cares?
>some retard degenerate wrote something
it's fucking nothing
Go back to plebbit, faggots.
If youve got big nuts and i mean big ol yammers you won't troll them, youll take the long con and infiltrate their friend group. Then as things develop create your own "spark" or "protest". This is where itll get fun. Have them engage in what are blatently ignorant and fucked up practices that society as a whole generally condemns and convince them to film it all. Itll have to be trendy, simple amd reproducible. Something like an ice bucket challenge but with a twist. Like an "Art of the Deal" book burning challenge. Get em to film themselves burning the book (theyll have to buy it!), saying something like Trumps famous "you're fired" into the camera and challenging friends to stand up to hate bigotry etc and post to social media. Watch them become what they claim to hate. Book burning never goes over well with general population.
>Still no more inbred than your average sandnigger
Not saying much.
>what's "ableism"?
Saying parasites' made up excuses are made up, and telling them to act like normal fucking people.
Basically telling the truth.
I can't be ableist, I have a katawa waifu.
underrated
>reactionary language
Point out to them that actual fascist and the authoritarian regimes all over the world have historically labeled their political opponents as 'reactionary' and used that as justification for their brutality. Including Nazis.
Tell them that your family suffered under such a regime.
Let them know how dangerous labeling opposing viewpoints as 'reactionary' is and how the very term is triggering