Would you?

Would you?

Yes, you just need to be carefull and not touch the balls.

But you would suck his dick?

I would smash his boipussy

Who wouldn't

Yes.

Next question.

Reminder that Haku was a girl, she used feminine speech around Zabuza who was the only person she trusted.

...

I'm glad he's not anymore.

I'm a hedonist so I'd fuck pretty much anyone as long as they looked cute in a skirt.

I couldn't possibly give a shit about whether or not they have balls and a penis.

I would fuck him in the ass and suck his dick, and still feel straight the whole time.

Muh nigga.

Enlightened sexuality bros for life, friend.

You do not understand how much I would.
I fap to Haku twice everday.
Once in the morning, another before bed.
When I look at girls I pretend they are Haku and thus my spaghetti remains unspilled.
When anyone asks, "user, why won't you get married?" I tell them I'm saving myself for Haku.
When I eat I pretend it is Haku who is preparing me food like a loving wife doing naked apron play.
When I pee I imagine Haku is standing behind me, one hand holding my dick, the other hand caressing my balls as he whispers naughty things in my ear.
All things I do, Haku is there with me.
So yes. I very much would.

>I would fuck him in the ass and suck his dick, and still feel straight the whole time.

She's beautifull, oh is she?

>and suck his dick
Woah woah, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. I was with you 100% til that part, but that's just crossing the line. Feminine penis is merely decoration, otherwise you're just settling for an inferior man/woman.

...

So can anyone tell me why the only good looking female (male) kishi drew wasn't actually one?

I want to you stop right there, nigga

Yes
Yes
Yes
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

That looks goddamn awful.

Daily reminder that she became a fatty.

It's not Kisimoto's drawing. But he drawn a lot of pretty females.

My dick goes doki doki, so yes i would.

I'd never pass up a good trap.

Even that ass looks fatter, filling out that dressed

Got uguu moeified but I still olev.

*dress

>Used goods

I would over and over and over again.

Ur mum.

I don't have much choice at this point

My dick is too big for ants, trust me bro

>but that's just crossing the line
What? Are you gay?

proofs?

Would you?

Yes, both, preferably at the same time.

>I would fuck him in the ass and suck his dick, and still feel straight the whole time.

I'd do the same but there's no need to lie to yourself user.

So adorable, i want to fuck him!

>I'm a hedonist so I'd fuck pretty much anyone as long as they looked cute in a skirt.
Stop trying to fit in
>I couldn't possibly give a shit about whether or not they have balls and a penis.
Muh Nigga
>I would fuck him in the ass
Muh
> and suck his dick
YOU BLEW IT

>Critiquing someone elses post word by word even though it had nothing to do with you
Wew

I've reached the point in which him being a boy is actually an incentive.

I'd rather fuck a fatty instead of a cross dresser

This. At least she's got some junk in the trunk and bigger boobs, whilst still retaining most of the energy from her ninja-ing days. Some lucky fucker is tapping that right now in fictionland, and I'm just sitting here masturbating

Best Narutu girl?

>hedonist=bisexual/pantasexual
Nope, you're just a fag.

>hedonist

If a guy approached me and said "You want to fuck?" I'd be grossed out and say no.

If a guy approached me while crrossdressing and asked "You want to let me rub ranch dressing all over your body while I jerk off?" I'd tell them hell yes.

Difference is I'll only do weird shit with men whereas I'll do pretty much anything with women.

>and still feel straight the whole time.
You realize that's what gay people feel like right?
As in they see nothing wrong with what they're doing
You're at least bisaxual and just don't realize it

>You realize that's what gay people feel like right?
I'm quite sure gay people are pretty aware they're gay user.

I'd never have him undress, it would ruin the mood for me.
However, I have a raging foot fetish. Delicate, ticklish anime trap feet are ok.
I'd fuck Haku's toes.

>sucking feminine penis like sucking a nipple
whats wrong with it?

If you penisfeed babies they don't grow strong and healthy.

they don't?
then how come there will be a child when male penisfeed the female's womb?

>Tsundere and Tomboy
A man of taste