Girls cling to MC for no reason other than "he's nice"

>Girls cling to MC for no reason other than "he's nice"
>token yuri going hetero
>pseudo-science to explain magic

>When I can watch episode 1 and 2, then the last episode and still get the general idea of the plot since nothing happened between episode 3-11|22.

So watch better shows.

Recap episodes. Beach episodes a close second.

>>token yuri going hetero
But that's the best shit ever.
Shonen.

>baths/onsen episode
>guys try to peek at the girls
>girls compare breast sizes
>character wrapped in a towel chugs a whole bottle of milk and lets out a loud "Pwaaaah"

>it's Japan becomes a sole military superpower anime
>it's Japan tries to depict war anime
>it's Japan trying to show its childish grasp on philosophy anime
>it's reminder that Japan still has a Superiority/Inferiority/Victim Complex anime
>it's Yamato Damashii anime
I fucking hate anime.

>high school setting

>main character bungling himself into a harem
>"Whoops, we stumbled for some contrived reason and landed in a suggestive pose!"
>glorious nippon/katanas stronk/yamato damashii wankery
>endless will they or won't they romances

>I'm a Sup Forumscuck: The post

>>"Whoops, we stumbled for some contrived reason and landed in a suggestive pose!"
I bet you secretly like TLR

>>token yuri going hetero

Name 32 anime where this happens.

>Boy meets a mysterious girl in the first episode
>They never develop any feelings towards each other, and they both already had somebody else they liked

>it's reminder that Japan still has a Superiority/Inferiority Complex anime
Kiniro Mosaic in a nutshell.

>*gulp gulp gulp* PUWAAAAAAAAAAA

Not that guy, but I kinda get what he's on about. I mean, look at shit like Gate or GLORIOUS ONII-CHAN, you can practically hear the author masturbating to a picture of Emperor Hirohito.

Was Eva that created this cancerous meme?

>girls that look foreign but are "half-Japanese", because we can't have filthy gaijin in our glorious manga

But it's not like anime like GATE is a common thing, either

NANDEMONAI
NANDEMONAI
NANDEMONAI
NANDEMONAI
NANDEMONAI
NANDEMONAI

Those first 2 seem like they're mostly harem-things. Your own fault for reading it.

On that note:
>"you speak our language well for a foreigner"

Please, somebody tell Japan finally that speaking a second or third language is not considered some amazing feat. Just because you're elitist, racist, isolationist assholes doesn't mean the rest of the world is.

You get shit of that sort a lot, though. Traditional japanese things trumping foreign things is a really common trope.

>every foreign character is blond haired, blue-eyed
>every foreign girl is model level attractive popular girl
>every foreign guy is a thug or delinquent that is always alone

>>girls that look foreign
So 99% of manga/anime girls?

>every foreign guy is either black and only speaks english, or a blonde, blue-eyed prince

Agreed. Shit gets annoying when done more than once.

But japanese is harder than other languages

>Just because you're elitist, racist, isolationist assholes
I bet you are american

>>every foreign girl is model level attractive popular girl
This, why doesn't manga show the ugly side of things where foreign girls get bullied a lot?

>The city of Tokyo is under attack! YET AGAIN!

The capital city is an obvious place to strike but jesus I'm so sick of Tokyo.

>But japanese is harder than other languages
Kanji is hard/annoying, Japanese is pretty easy.

>I've lived in America for most of my life!

>But I was born here in Japan

>characters about to confess
>"i love yo-"
>something interrupts them
>"what did you say"?
>nothing

FUCK YOU

>But japanese is harder than other languages
Not really. Learning Russian/kyrillic languages, English or German as a foreigner is easily just as difficult. It's not some amazing feat to learn it.

>I bet you are american
Nope. And even if I was, doesn't change the fact that Japan is still a racist shithole of a country.

Japanese is fucking easy to speak. It's difficult to write, but so is English.

>character uses the bathroom
>washes their hands

>title or names contain horribly butchered German

When people say this, they are referring to the fact that the number of people who speak Japanese as a second language is minuscule.

>token yuri going hetero
When does this happen? I want this.

What about neo-olde Tokyo?

>character has some dark past or character trait that gets hinted at but isn't revealed yet
>big revelation: s/he is a murderer and this is an important plot point
>actually no; authors don't have the balls to turn a protag into a murderer. The character is actually a good guy, it's just that someone s/he liked died and s/he feels guilty.
>shit gets resolved by talking about self-esteem and friendship again

>token yuri going hetero
Yeah OP, it's not that it was just never yuri to begin with (I mean there's no way a /u/fag could ever be delusional and seeing things that don't exist) they just changed it to annoy you because the worlds out to get you.

>shit gets resolved by talking about self-esteem and friendship again

Please, no more friendship plots.

>do you like her
>I don't dislike her

>that's what I'd like to believe

>children talk like adults

>I can only use this technique once, then I will die/loose my powers
>somehow survives and keeps the powers or gets them back

>old mecha show
>35+ episodes
>every episodes contains the same transformation sequence
>the Mecha always gets damaged but they rarely have to repair it

This almost made Ippo season 3's last arc funny, it tried so hard.

I hate this shit but it's ok when Misato does it.

What about Tokyo 3?

How often do they use proper German.
Maybe 1/15 times?

>depicting ugly side of Japan
Because someone will sue them to stop it from getting published/produced/exposed to outside world at all.

Like Koe no Katachi.

>Character says "I love you" to MC but he didn't hear it.

This shit pisses me off soooo much. Is lip-reading not a thing in the world of anime?

> MC does not ask her to repeat what she said or MC actually asks her and she says "Nandemonai".

FUUUCKK OOFFFF.

yeah...the world is a dark place...i have no time for that friendship crap
friendship and love dont exist, kids...heh

>big robots fighting each other.

I replied to someone who said japanese was harder than other languages, how many people speak japanese has no bearing on that.
And I speak 4 languages, know a good deal of japanese and some spanish and Japanese is probably the easiest language of them all. Second easiest being english.

Doesn't Baka to Test have an episode about the German girl.
I think she was bullied, at least she was an outsider.
>tfw retarded comedy gets really emotional

>Camera pans up to sky

>Standard issue Harem MC
>If someone is about to confess their love, something happens to interrupt it

>Small robots having cookies and milk

>hkki neet that can't even ride a scooter is the chosen one to be a hero

>EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>It's bad

>a boy falls in love with girl and is unable to confess
I hate this shit

Would watch it.

FUCK YEAH!!!

>being nice
It's rarer than you might think, user-kun.

>Harem anime/manga
>MC is about to get laid
>gets interrupted
>MC is about to get laid
>stops it himself

STOP

> [Tsunderes] hitting MC for something that's completely not his fault.

I never understood this one. A naked girl could walk into the room, try to seduce MC who just sits there like "o_O EEhhh!!" and he'll still get his ass beat.

Are you degenerate user

>UMI DAAA!

It's a commentary on how shit girls can be and modern society where everything is blamed on men.
Actually it's just pandering to Otakus' love for tsunderes. And also that nip thing where they all laugh at people being fysically hurt.

Depends on whether the mood was ruined or not.

>big bad kills multiple people
>can't kill big bad though, you'll be just like him

>the fate of the world rest on MC
>MC doesn't want to get involved

>enemy trying to kill MC and friends in war
>"I don't want to be a murderer!"

>MC walks in on girl changing and the anime isn't TLR

>transfer student from barbarian country
>entire class wants to fuck
>somehow knows MC
>entire class gets mad

ENEMY OF WOMEN!

>student council has any authority
>extreme beta MC
>Japan stronk
>female hits someone, then asks if she can hit them

>puns
>manzai
>overreaction to everything
>slapstick
Why is Japan's humour so dogshit? Sarcasm barely exists there.

>fysically

>i like mc because he rescued me
>i used to like this other guy because i thought he rescued me as well
Why is crab such a fuckin hoe?

>token yuri going hetero
That never happens.

>Story about how hard work pays off.
>MC is given everything on a silver-platter.
>The characters that do work hard are treated like shit and than complained how they aren't working hard enough.

>>student council has any authority
You probably went to a shit school

>MC is upset or some shit
>"protag-kun........"
FUCKING STOP

I heard that tends to happen in haremshows. I've never seen it happen though.

I thought this was only a Jap thing. If anyone other than a teacher ordered you to do something you'd tell them to fuck off.

>mc tries to impose his morals on the world
>bad guy actually does things for a good reason
>mc still wins

>MC is a useless beta thrown into some conflict
>MC isn't alpha enough
>MC has weak powers/isn't steamrolling people in moderation
>tsunderes anywhere
>power of friendship
>harems of any kind
>MC being loved for no good reason
>"We're siblings but we're not because we're just half-siblings."
>OPs that spoil or reveal what happens in the episode

>overreaction to everything

Shit makes me want to kill some japs

Pandora in the Crimson Shell

Why do you niggers even watch anime?

Greatest show with the crappiest animation I'd ever seen

>tsunderes anywhere
It really depends on how the MC handles the tsundere for me to like it. It also depends on the girl herself, but I'm tired of betafag MCs getting beat up all the time by them.
An alpha MC taking down a tsundere is the best nectar

>Tournament Arc

>watching anime

It's free on the internet.

>Power of friendship
>Grorious Nippon steel folded a gorillion times cut clean through filthy gaijin steel
>Foreign girls are sluts and foreign men or are either asshole princes or quiet betas

>implying

>An alpha MC taking down a tsundere is the best nectar
We need more rival MC love interests with actual chemistry. We DEFINITELY need to see some fucking villain/MC romance or I'm going to rip the world in half. That kind of thing is too rare for how satisfying it is to watch.

>Average harem
>all girls love mc eventhough he has the most simple face ever
>mc does not want to hook up with them but also wants to
>big breasted girl is very shy and MC always get his fave in big bretsed girl's bossom but does not want it to happen
>No mater how much of a dick he is All girls love MC
>MC is always a virgin
>MC could be doing the most safe thing like eating spaghetti or playing card but that somehow become sexual
>MC cock blocks him self

That view is based on watching anime, which is mostly aimed at children and teens.
Don't know if it's different outside of anime but just judging that based on the animu is dumb.

>We DEFINITELY need to see some fucking villain/MC romance
Does Spirit Circle count?

>villain/MC romance
Prison school sort of has that with Hana and Mari.

I'm a sucker for a female demon lord who's an actual brutal villain who loves a human hero who has to kill her. There was a story I read a long while ago that had this, but instead of the stereotypical "hero MC manages to persuade her with love that what she's doing is wrong", they actually were both steadfast in their alignments.

>(..i guess i'll have to use THAT!)

Holy shit, this is the first thing that came to mind when I was writing the post. The instant that trope begins to take form my boner goes through the roof.

Of course, she wouldn't do a heel turn and suddenly become pure, but maybe begrudgingly/amusingly help MC do what he has to do before draining him of his sperm for the rest of eternity.

>great majority of the shows in a season are the same "genre". 3-5 battlharems/parallel world shit/harems in general
>shitty comedies
>good shows only get a single season
>No adult based series. Can still be SOLs and everything, but in adult scenarios
>unnaturally colored hair/weird hairstyles
>MC and the characters are extremely distinguishable from the rest of the people in the show
>Weird, exaggerated cartoony reactions in an otherwise serious series that's not in the style. You can create comic relief other ways
>SHITTY FUCKING ENDINGS

Fortuna was a villain.