ITT: Scenes you wish would happen in anime

>Girl: "I love you, Boy-ku--"
>SUDDENLY, FIREWORKS
>Boy: "What did you just say?"
>Girl: "...It's nothing."
>Boy: "No, seriously, I didn't hear you because of fireworks."
>Girl: "It's nothing!"
>Boy: "Look, the more you deny it, the more I'm interested, cause you obviously said something."
>Girl: "IT WAS NOTH--"
>Boy: "Whatever, if you say it was nothing, then I don't care. If it was something really important to you, you would've repeated it anyway."
>girl blown the fuck out

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What's going on

Wow, it's like i'm really on Sup Forums!

Its just what I've always dreamed would happen

Wow, it's like i'm really on Sup Forums!

>i love you! I have always been in love with you
>sorry user-kun, you are a nice guy... but i am in love with senpai.

Mob mentality at its finest.

Well, his thread has been a success.

Fun, please leave.

Im scared

>implying it's not one guy using proxies

You think too highly of an average Sup Forumsnon.

Hello, I am a psychologist. After deep analysis I have concluded that you have several mental disorder.
You have trouble to fit with the mass, a constant need of pulling yourself out of the bag and to show everyone what you're mad of. You want to be "THAT boi" and not "that guy over there" that's why you keep acting in a way you can stand out. You're seasonal waifu could be Nico from Kiznaiver. Your favourite sport could be soccer as the attacker with the #10 on the back.
It's not so bad but you need to restrict that attitude if you don't want to have trouble in the futur

Quite the opposite in fact.

Are we being raided?

>Oblivious beta MC
>Bitch comes on to him all the time
>He doesn't notice because he's dense as fuck
>Bitch decides she's had enough
>Grabs him by the collar and kisses him on the lips

Uhhhh what did she do that for?

Because it's the only way her dense beta bitchboy will understand what she feels for him.
Or is the fact that you're pretending to be dense the joke?

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>Girl: "I love you, Boy-kun! Can you go out with me?"
>silence
>Boy: "I can't say that I love you, Girl-san."
>girl is on the verge of tears from disappointment and soul-crushing defeat
>Boy: "But I can learn to love you."
>girl sees glimmer of hope
>Boy: "So let's go out."
>happy ending

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Not sure which one is better to be honest. I can't choose.

Not innocent is best

Innocent will just get raped or put you through a bunch of shit.

DUDE ANIME CLICHES LMAO

Not innocent-looking but actually innocent is best. It's slut vs not a slut, not a slut always wins.

I love this pic.

Neither of them are good, tbqh.

Both of them try too hard to be attractive, the only difference is that the left one is competent, while the right one isn't.

foolish anons
the true answer is both

This image makes me happy.

Let's not be greedy.

If I had one chance to clean up Sup Forums, I'd probably purge all these shitty cliche threads.

Its between a dumb fail hard and a manipulative bitch,so naturally the answer is neither.

Mark your words?Will generals also be purged?

If you say so.

we haven't had a shitposting thread in a couple weeks

I melted.

No, because I'd have one chance and I'd use it on these. Can you read?

It was a joke, now it's rape.

I just started watching Ao Haru Ride, and everyone is pretty cool in it. No shifting eyes, and mumbling/stuttering. The girl and guy aren't pussies.

She's holding an invisible dick?

Left will cuck you but right will get NTR'd away.

Tough choice.

Right.

>how to spot a 1 week redditor

Isn't that the joke ib the final episode of Nozaki-kun?

>Io Sakisaka
>ever

Have you read the slut's characteristics? She regularly leads on and has gangbangs with her teachers.

Right easily. She's physically cuter and it's not too late to prevent her from falling into slutitude, judging by how pathetic and pure she is in

So she puts out, that's good news.

Season 2 fucking when?

>Implying left won't get you NTR'd as well
If we're bringing that NTR shit into the mix they both are going to wind you up in NTR end. Left will just pull it on you because she was using you and i'm a left fag

>in a couple weeks
Either you've been gone for a couple weeks or you've grown too accustomed to it to the point where only meta-shitposting is noticeable to you anymore.

kusosure

full blown Sup Forums-tier shitposting is what i mean
shitposting threads centered around a specific anime are fun and acceptable

Isn't cuck and NTR the same thing?

They both put out one way or another. One is just more willing than the other. Personally, I'd rather not claw through roads that have had miles of dick run through them.

No.

>Boy: "Whatever, if you say it was nothing, then I don't care. If it was something really important to you, you would've repeated it anyway."
>girl blown the fuck out

I refuse to believe people on this board are this autistic and petty

Thread ban please.

Cuckoldry is willing.
Netorare is unwilling.

A Cuck is a guy whose girlfriend sleeps around with other men while still in a relationship with him.

NTR means the girl got stolen from you.

What does Sup Forums even do these days?

Is this your first day? Half the fucking board is convinced that anything that happens in multiple anime is bad writing and needs to be "subverted" by having something completely retarded happen because muh realism.

We prefer 'direct and to-the-point'.

Clichés lmao dude animation of Japan.

Right will only put out once you date for five years and get married.

Which is fine but I'd rather get some high quality 2D pussy right away.

any more of these? brown haired girl is very cute

Just to everyone that have showed to be a fucking newfag.

It's a severed dick wrapped in a handkerchief. It's a warning.

I was referring to rape, user.

You should have applied to janitor if you care that much

>I refuse to believe people on Sup Forums are autistic and petty
Seriously?

I don't follow.

Janitors can't decide to purge anything, the mods tell them what to delete and they look out for that.

That's it for her, sadly, unless the author drew more since last time I checked.

DUDE FIRE/FIGHTING LMAO

Okay, okay, consider this: You're going to steal a car. Would you steal a subtle car with 30k miles, or a noticeable one with 200k+ miles?

You gotta grow on the job, man. Maybe one day you can be the next Moot.

That doesn't stop them from trying. You've got to show initiative if you want to become a mod eventually. :^)

What's a 'subtle car'?

He does have more sluts vs pure girls though

If I'm stealing a car then I'm clearly not going to have it for long, in which case I'd take the flashier car since it'd most likely be more fun to drive.

Contrary to the one that's noticeable, one that's not very noticeable.

An experimental military one with cloaking devices.

>MC uses power of friendship
>so does the villian