Fun things to do in rural areas

Like ATV riding

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Fucking your cousin

kill niggers

Shoot guns, obviously.

Splitting wood and anything else you can find,

Shooting guns.
Gardening.
Burning stuff.
Playing with barnyard animals.
Exploring the woods.
Generally enjoying nature.

4 wheel driving
testing home made vehicles
building shit like a cabin
build some traps, use western and indigenous methouds
fishing
hiking
surfing
try to replicate some of that primitive dude on youtubes projects
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exercise camp (go hardcore mode living off the land for a few weeks)
sitting still, silent and seeing what you notice (do this everywhere)
landscape painting/drawing

endless options op
>tfw replying seriously to some reference you don't get
have fun OP

Shooting
Camping out
Various building projects
Various gardening projects
Farm animals
Astronomy (clear skies and little light)
Rocketry

They're the things I do here in the middle of nowhere.

You do farm animals?

stay out in your workshop till 0200 using loud powertools AND NO ONE CALLS THE FUCKING COPS ON YOU.

Going for walks in the grass
looking at the non-polluted night sky
hunting
camping
hiking
swimming at the lake
epic 1 upboated xD

>Liberals are totally not bigots guys
I wonder how the left lost the rural vote?
Hmm, I'm sure it had nothing to do with their unbelievably obnoxious elitism.

hunting niggers

Cornsurfing

Invite a close male friend put with you and sleep in a tent together out in the spooky woods. Tell ghost stories in the tent while its all rainy and windy outside. Maybe have a few drinks each to loosen up.

And then.....

Just let whatever happens happen. If you're both in boxer shorts it's very easy for one of your penises to slip out if the fly. Hopefully you are both uncircumcised. Just have fun. Oral is mandatory but anal is definitely on the cards if I am involved. Don't ruin it by using condoms. Nothing beats the great outdoors, a starry nights sky and someone's purple helmet in your mouth.

Never having any friends around to play with. Being raised by video games and tv. Getting chased by wild dogs. Being limited to state college no matter how well you did in high school. Everyone you know getting addicted to meth in the 2000s and heroin in the 2010s. Having to drive at least 15 miles anytime you need to do anything. Not having broadband internet in 2017.

Sitting on your property sipping whiskey with a pipe and not hearing a damn thing except your American flag flapping in the wind

Being a retard, voting for Trump, getting the nuclear codes etc..

Jerk off

This

Comming from niggerland i see

>Gardening
Badly underrated. Horticulture in general is a fantastic hobby. Plant yourself an orchard. On my dad's land I've got pear, peach, and plum trees. Also a few rows of berry bushes. They're a hell of an investment but once they start producing it's amazing.

capturing hikers and taking their women

Fucking your siblings.

doesn't keeping in a huge heap like that crush some of the product?

Shooting jim bob's fully automatic assault rifle
Making meth
Smoking the meth you made
Having meth fueled sex with your relatives

Fucking Trump voting hick trash, all the educated city voters went for Clinton.

Guns, fireworks, prostitutes, drugs, but mostly weed.

>public masturbation
>shitting in the grass
>raping 12 year olds on the side of the road
>killing people you don't like
Did I miss anything?

get out of here city slicker

Guns... you forgot about guns.

Here's a big one- get some tools and learn how to work with wood. Not only would this allow you to know a great skill, but you'd also become more self reliant. Fuck giving your children the latest (((gadget))) for christmas or whatever, build them a bow or a canoe or some shit- granted the rural area you speak of has timber available or on your land.

cities are where plague forms. ew. homeless people flock to cities. yuck. cities are for people who arent happy.

>wheat fields
>raising white children
>farming
>waking up at dawn
>working at home
>DIY stuff
>vehicle racing
>bonfires
>barn raising
>feasts