What is the protocol if you meet someone who has the same waif as you
Sharing a waifu?
Fight him irl then have a beer after you pick yourselves off the ground
Have a drink but go your separate ways afterwards
You don't have to fight them or anything since your waifus are different instances of the same character; they're not the same.
But if you become friends it'll just be weird.
Waifu war on the moon
This
last time that happened I ripped his throat out while screaming there can be only one.
I had to do it.
if you share a waifu, then you must share your laifu.
You have to marry them, is what I'm saying.
one of you has to die
Unless both of you like being NTRd, you must duel to the death.
Find a third and she plays fuck, marry, kill.
>original miku, more of a slut
so a cute dress that reveals legs makes someone a SLUT? TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. A SLUT IS SOMEONE WITH ORE THAN ONE SEXUAL PARTNER YOU USELESS GARBAGE
Engage in a danmaku spell card duel. Hold shift for focused movement.
I don't really thing marriage is transitive
fuck with my waifu you pay with your laifu
Compare waifu folders. The loser must step aside. The winner strips the loser of their folder.
Where's the copypasta of the different hatsune miku waifus?
Well, if you think your waifu is Asuka/Rei or Ruri, you should probably just remain silent and rethink your life.
Maybe you're not cut out for this.
Kill him and take his power.
So no waifu?
Also posting relevant pic.
Fight to the death with katanas
First rule of waifus: You don't talk about the waifus.
Second rule of waifus: If you talk about the waifus, keep your real, true waifu a secret to your grave.
Thats how cucks act
So your saying if Asuka is your waifu your opinion is moot?
Share your waifu's holes together to give her pleasure and satisfaction that each of you individually could never deliver to her.
just so you know if you ever fuck with my waifu i will rape you, cut you into a million pieces with my katana, kill you, and rape you again in front of your mother
Challenge them to a duel.
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There can only be one.
You have to kill the other guy
I'm saying that if your waifu is someone like Asuka, you're either okay with sharing her with literally thousands of other guys or you probably just pounced on the first girl that captured your eye.
Some people, like Destrado if he still hangs around here, are committed to their Rei waifu and have been for what would be at least a decade now. These guys know they love Rei, and there are equally committed Asukafags I'm sure.
But the vast majority of proclamations of love for these mainstream characters are empty and devoid of commitment.
Have a battle to the death on a burning ship.
He is you and you are him. You must recombine and find the rest of your pieces scattered across the world to become your perfect self. Then you may ascend to the 2D realm.
Only if it's a spaceship burning because it's aerobraking. The winner still has to make it to the controls to land the ship, or you both die in a spectacular crash.
Mind you, there are enough Reis to go around and serve all of the husbandos.
i dont know if you guys know this but dont youtube search your wife, you will see people loving her more
There can be only one
Contracts are binding and final. You must share.
Get a new waifu because she's obviously a slut.
I've only met one other person with the same waifu as me, he was a cool guy.
you have to become the same person
I tried. 0 results, and I even tried the moonrunes of her name and several different ways of spelling it.
... and Asuka is a slut already so anybody claiming her as a waifu must know they're being played.
So who knows? I don't.
I got this shit
Challenge them to a duel. If you kill them you must set out and kill anyone else who shares your waifu. Once that is complete you will be sent into the 2D realm where you can live forever with your waifu.
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Segway jousting would be nice to try sometime.
I've only seen one other person with the same waifu as me.
He's autistic as hell and posts on Sup Forums and I want to beat the shit out of him.
beat the nigga to death
So who is it — Lina Inverse, perhaps?
There are several shrines to Lina, so that can't be.
Try to ignore them and hope that they're not a complete fuckwad. Of course there's a pretty high chance that the guy will be a complete retard, at least judging by threads like this where people think they can somehow defend their waifu or something.
From what show?
Is it... Noa Izumi?
Or maybe you've got a manga waifu...
Or maybe it is [see pictured]
I like this explanation best
Oh, it's Osaka. Shoulda guessed from the autism
No. I don't want to say because I have to run into him more than I like and if he saw that I want to kick his ass, he's autistic enough that it'd derail threads into off-topic blogposting.
Well then we shall not speak of it further. Go now in peace.
Beat me to it. Nice.
I mean I shall go now in peace, I wasn't commanding you to leave.
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You say it's okay bruh, but secretly think you're waifu would only be with you
>your opinion is moot
I see what you did there
destroy them and shame their ancestors
only one rule: no eye contact during
there are infinite waifu universes that are almost exactly the same, the only difference being that in one universe your waifu loves you, and in another universe she loves the other person.
I can't bring myself to feel anything but love for someone who means so much to me.
We take turns fucking her one after another
Sloppy seconds
If only a deus ex machina could grant me my alternate universe waifu's phone number. We could have all sorts of hijinks and DRAMA as we question the NATURE of LOVE.
public class Miku extends Waifu {
Miku (boolean isASlut);
}
Sans random anons who are just figments of my imagination, I only know one guy who waifu'd the same girl as me. He was a disloyal slut who had multiple waifus though, so he does not count.
No
Stop finding a way
It needs to stop finding a way
saved.
>inb4 Drop table meme
I've only seen one other serious person who has the same waifu as me and he posts around a lot. I find his posts cute and it strives me to become a better husbando than him (not that my own waifu doesn't motivate me to become a better person in the first place, of course).
If it's an user, it's fine. If it's a tripfag, find out where he lives and kill him.
>4AM
>arguing about the best method of having an imaginary wife
>this has been going on for 11 years
Which Saber is it?
How did the dog get her pregnant?
Duel to the death. There can be only one.
I bet it's the red one.
Fuck her together until she is pregnant. The biological father is her husbando.
Waifus don't exist so it doesn't make a difference if there is one or one million people with a waifu.
If anything having lots of people who have her as a waifu is good because it means she might get more fanart and merchandise. Everyone wins.
>Not fighting to death
So by having a waifu you claim that the character you love isn't real so you illude yourself with an imaginary copy of it instead of praying every day before going to sleep to be sent on her dimension?
>All these people saying waifus don't exists but have one anyway
I bet you are the fucks who think waifu = favourite character of the season.
Thread theme It's 3:40 AM where I live, close enough
You cannot just write a class and not write the definition of its constructor. Besides that this is bad programming as changes to your waifu will have to be hardcoded. I suggest using a decorator pattern to define Miku's characterization.
Don't you anons usually praise each other about how much good taste you have?
That's what I do
>definition
I actually meant implementation of its definition
A good example was the user who had Yuno as a waifu. Really quite cute and heartwarming it seemed at first, then he completely sperged out over another user who shared her, and revealed what a shithead he really was.
>All these people saying they would duel other people to death
No you wouldn't. At most you'd shitpost on Sup Forums for a while before giving up.
The thought of two large sweaty autistic neckbeards fight it out over their waifu is hilarious
I've never met anyone who's waifu is Kosaka Honoka, so I don't need to worry about this.
The love is real but the character isn't.
I know at least 20 sweaty bald men that have her as their waifu though.
It makes you sausage brothers and you're allowed to fap to your waifu together.
I have no idea what you fags are talking about. I'm always happy to see another user appreciate my waifu as much as I do.
Oh yeah ?
Bet you're going to say a le ebin jav joke next, arent you ?
Fight them to the death. It's not about whether you win or lose, it's about preserving your waifus honour. If you're willing to give your life up for her, she will always love you no matter what.
The only person I know with my husbando is a gay man. I know of his blog but he's absolutely flaming (posting about Rupaul's Drag Race and stuff) so I never ended up following. I guess I wouldn't confront him.