Pikachu: 6kg

>Pikachu: 6kg
>Hippopotas: 50kg

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and how much does Dawn/Hikari's fat ass weigh?

Probably not much since she's 10 years old.

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>Dawn: ???kg

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Given that Ash discovered the secret to immortality, carrying a Hippopotas is not a huge leap

>Being so dense, your head doesn't get crushed by a fucking hippopotas

>Pokemon anime
>obeying the laws of the game ever

Not just immortality, he even managed to stop aging at all (sadly his brain also seems to have stopped growing up)

>Brock copping a feel
mah nigga

Hikari was the best girl, current one doesn't do anything for me

Fuck off, you already shit-up /vp/ with your non-canon autism over the inconsistencies of real-world logic in a fictional setting.

You seem upset

Makes sense, his brain is as dense as a brick

one word, wailord

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That's nothing.

Satoshi-kun is stronk.

He is always traveling, pokemon kids are über scouts, they are always active
Now the idea of dawn with some abs makes me diamonds

>Wailmer is 6 ft 7
>A full foot taller than Charizard
Fucking Pokémon.

It's literally called the Float Whale Pokemon, the entire point is that it's light as shit.

Fuck no wonder every girl stays with him despite is lack on interest in girls.

BTW anyone got the gif of him jumping 50ft in the air to reach Team Rocket's balloon?

It's light for a whale, but 900 pounds is still pretty heavy.

>Fuck no wonder every girl stays with him despite is lack on interest in girls.
It's called friendship, user.

Remember that episode where Ash punched Arbok and Weezing?

It's called wanting the D from a 6-packed male.

Dawn's intentions are pure. She is an imouto-type with her own dreams, not a love interest.

She wanted the D just like the other girls did.

They are 10 years old user

>only seen the western dubs.

Where's the one with Max carrying Munchlax? I'm pretty sure Munchlax is a literal ton.

What are you trying to say? They're 10 in the original.

12-13 in the Japanese version. They made it 10 for the western version to appeal to more kids and to keep the parents happy.

What? No, they're 10 even in the original anime. You're probably thinking about the games, which said that the trainers were older starting from Black & White and after the first game didn't really mention the age stuff. If anything, the dub actually aged them a bit by mentioning anniversaries and how they took one year to finish Johto, but those references were never in the Japanese version.

Literally the first episodes of the original and BW said Satoshi is still 10.

Not at the volume it has.
It's super light.

Maybe he knows Strength?

OP doesn't even lift I guess.

>imouto-type
imoutos want oniichan dicks

Only in your lewd mind.

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>Delia Ketchum goes and fucks a Machoke.
>She becomes the only human ever to become pregnant with a Pokemon-Human hybrid.
>Satoshi is born 9 month later.
>She and Professor Oak keep Satoshi's origins a secret by saying his father ran away.
>Satoshi can never explain why he always shows this supernatural strength and abilities, or why he has such a fixation on Pokemon.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

>kg

>not using SI units
peasant

Sorry, let me translate it for you:
Shiieeet ooga booga that's like x pounds yo, and it's tall like 10 of my grandma's feet!

10 year olds shouldn't

Why not?

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What a beautiful performance.

Yeah, I don't understand why they just don't use imperial measurements.

I mean, what's so hard to follow?
50 walnuts is a pebble, 32.5 pebbles is a rock and 5 rocks is a fullhouse

SI is just for morons who can't follow simple rules

It's somewhere around 600 pounds if I'm remembering correctly.

More like 230.