>/ptg/ celebrates halloween by telling each other scary October surprises
Justin Watson
Fake news or fabricated.
Leo Diaz
I can't wait for Amnesty Don to sign that DACA bill sitting on his desk! The one he made with Chuck and Nancy! DRUMPF IS FINISHED! HE'LL SIGN IT TODAY!!!
Lucas Ward
>Hey guys vote for this guy with 9 jewish grandkids who loves Israel, he will totally protect the white race
AHAHAHAHAHHA
Julian Roberts
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Andrew Moore
>:( >): Well, which is it?
Nathaniel Thompson
Would Jeb have lost to Hillary if he was the candidate?
Jacob Howard
D D A D A C D A C A
Jose Rogers
Is Lara Trump Jewish?
Luis Green
bitch would'a choked on my guac
Jackson Hughes
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Lucas Roberts
And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Lincoln Diaz
Nice source
Kevin Cruz
trump is officialy the greatest president ever I disagree with some of his actions (syria strike, etc) but he's still amazing as ever and doing his utmost best MAGA!!!!!!!!
James Barnes
it's almost like everyone forgot who the real enemy here is
Jacob Morales
I'm not a socialist so I don't care about your jewish boogeyman.
Jason Ward
They all HAVE to go back. We have no choice, we're being killed in trade.
This fucking cuck and his even cuckier AG won't ever touch true criminals like her. No idea how people of U.S. still pretend that rule of law still exists.
Jace Russell
>trump is officialy the greatest president ever hold the fuck up
Anthony Long
Thanks for baking.
Joshua Ross
WHY TRUMP
Jordan Howard
not gonna lie, I cried for him once
I truly felt bad about him getting rekt so hard
Alexander Myers
Rocket Man is one of Trump's favorite songs. It's played before every rally.
Kevin Wilson
I don't know, I would have legitimately gone innawoods to live as a hermit if that happened.
Noah Harris
ROCKET MAN
Noah Price
WE ALL TRUSTED YOU
Ryder Edwards
>butthurt magapedes resorting to faking articles to defend le zog emperor
Brody Wright
It's easy to forget that even many of the people who appear to be near the top are just pawns hardly better than us.
Blake Long
Yes.
Aiden Green
>shills stealing /biz/ memes
Juan Brooks
I like how last year when it was clear he was done, Sup Forums had daily threads calling for an end to Jeb bullying.
Someone tweet him that gif from last thread with the Kim Jong Un and Wile E. Coyote mashup
Eli Myers
Amnesty Don tweets
Jaxson Jones
Aww jizz.
Rocket Man is trending.
Suck it Kim!
Caleb Cox
PUT THE GUN DOWN, JEB!
Jace Ward
NO RICK NO NOT "THE THING"
Eli Miller
We've been enjoying the chaos on /biz/ here, natural.
Oliver James
well we can relate to him, he's just as autistic as most of us are
and fuck his family for being shitbags, especially his mother! fuck her!
Dylan Foster
STOP KICKING HER WHILE SHE'S DOWN DONGNAD
Ethan Mitchell
Who else is looking forward to the brand new 1,000,000+ Democrat voters? (800,000 is just another lie, it's always way more)
I sure am! Make America Great Again by giving law breaking illegal aliens citizenship! MAGA!
Tyler Brown
I don't really know what's the rocket man reference. I know Kim is throwing some rockets but what is the pop culture reference?
Bentley Barnes
Everyone is pissed off and leaving. Me included. Don't even know why I'm here right now. I hate spencer, his followers and his retarded candidate tulsi or whatever, but this nigger here is right (piss on polands grave btw)
People were beaten mugged robbed, and I bet a few of them even died supporting this fucking asshole and this is what we get. He signs shit condemning white nationalists and fucking gives shitskins amnesty.
A fucking joke, a fucking worthless ass cruel joke. Just like this fucking country. Trump is betraying every single one of these people, their entire families. Many have lost friends and jobs over voting for this guy, and some, have had their children fucking mudered by illegals.
FUCK THIS. FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK TRUMP. FUCK YOU.
Press 'S' to spit on the graves of our citizens who were killed by fucking illegals.
Brayden Green
>kim sees it >is so insulted he nukes guam
Nathaniel Howard
Amnesty Don now retweeting his own Tweets
Levi Sullivan
this bitch needs to have a heart attack already
Carter Taylor
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Noah Cook
FUCK DACA
If he implements DACA into law I'm done. We're done as a country. Anyone with a brain knows that half of DACA recipients are lying about coming here as children. A lot of them came here in their 20s and are now in their 30s. A lot of them do NOT have jobs, they are welfare leechers and professional rioters/protesters. Does anyone believe these statisitcs? That they are only 800K and 91% have jobs? Bullshit! So sick and tired of being lied to. The ONLY way I would ever support this is if someone intelligebt actually went through DACA with a fine tooth comb and ruthlessly deported all of the liars, leechers, and protesters.
I live in CA and if I see spic protests in the street waving their Mexican flags in jubilant celebration over "reconquista" codified by none other than our great white president then I'm officially done.
Gabriel Hernandez
Kim has rockets, Trump likes that song. Pretty sure that's about it.
Joshua Cruz
>check Trump's twitter >he rt'd tons of memes god I love the god emperor
Jordan Morales
Elton John song called Rocket Man
Gavin Thompson
I live in Los Angeles
The Hispanic community has ruined this city. Their children have formed into gangs that commit crimes and murder every day. Our buildings are covered with graffiti. No one speaks English and no one can communicate with them. They are openly hostile and violent to those who aren't Hispanic. They are a nation within a nation, loyal only to themselves.
If trump can see this obvious logic then I am done with him. He's a fucking liar, an idiot and a fraud.
Deep in our hearts we all knew two things. There wasn't going to be a wall. There is no difference between Dems and Republicans. They're all corrupt globalist puppets
Fuck Trump
Chase Ward
Here you go
Brody Foster
has he finally lost it?
Caleb Martinez
AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME
Jayden Myers
I don't think you guys are fully comprehending how bad this can end. This isn't Syria or Bannon firing "concern shilling" you dumbfucks. This is bad, really bad.
If amnesty is granted than it's fucking over. The Dems, faggot "civil rights" groups, and activist judges WILL find a way to expand DACA eligibility or the concessions to other beaners not covered currently. And yes, the GOP House may very well likely pass this.
Owen Nelson
Thanks. Does it have any special meaning?
Sebastian Powell
It's been up for an hour. Kim has certainly seen it. I'm sure he is furious.
Nathaniel Powell
it's something that was really popular with the older generation. Sort of a cultural landmark for them
Jackson Morales
fag song by elton john. guess he calling him gay
William Miller
Welp, it was a fun ride. This is it though. It's really the end. The U.S will turn into Brazil, and Trump did nothing but kick the can down the road for 4 years wasting our precious time.
What fucking losers we've all been. Lame duck, retarded 1 term president here we go.
I'm just going to straight up vote for an unabashed nigger, mexican tossing hat hating hating white supremacist next time. No pussy footing around.
.It's fucking over. Trump is ditching the people he elected for a non-existent centrist voter. THERE ARE NO CENTRISTS IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY.
Aiden Kelly
MY ENTIRE SAVIIIINGS!
Julian Cook
Kek remember when he pinned his own tweet in his banner? Libs couldn't see straight for hours
Liam Gonzalez
That's the point. Insult dear leader, watch him do something stupid, and you have a justification for going to war.
Jonathan White
IN THE SIGHTS OF SCOTLAND YARD
Reminder that Trump was not only right, he was outraged by the incompetence of British police cucking for Muslim jihadis.
Mason Phillips
I loved Donald Trump, honest to God I did, I even bought The Art of the Deal and highlighted all of my favorite passages and quotes in classic neon yellow highlighter, I bought every season of The Apprentice including the 40 hours of bonus behind the scenes footage for an extra $20 smackers, I bought every version of MAGA hat, even the very rare green St.Patricks day hat and I even bought every MAGA hat from the Spring pastel color collection, but after the most recent Russia revelations, I can no longer support this man. I dropped off all my Trump suits at The Salvation Army and the homeless volunteer said "this shit is made in China!" And threw it in the dumpster, then the homeless man living in the dumpster threw it onto the street and I heard a muffled "cheap made in China bullshit!" then his stray pandering dog limped over to the suits and took a shit on them, I just shook my head, so symbolic, fuckin Drumpf.
Big Jeb will get my vote in 2020
Jonathan Wood
>I don't really know what's the rocket man reference. I know Kim is throwing some rockets but what is the pop culture reference? Portubro... Lad...
Only one of the most popular songs in human history.
Levi Ortiz
Don't give me the 47 dimensional beer darts meme. Why in the FUCK is he reneging on this? DACA was a bullshit executive order by Obama. This was not voted fucking in by majority.
Liberals will hate him regardless and his supporters, myself included, feel this is a betrayal and makes him look like everything he campaigned against. A fucking puppet disinterested in the will of the people bending the knee to the powers that be. I'm fucking pissed.
Joseph Torres
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Zachary Evans
He's been proven right about the bomber.
Xavier Price
Fuck that he promised FIRE AND FURY
Jace Nelson
Day of the Rake WHEN?
Elijah Johnson
You've never heard it ever??? It's just about a man a bit lost and isolated.
Justin Campbell
>Trump is giving amnesty now in exchange for Democrats agreeing to the wall "later"
Is he fucking stupid
Wyatt Howard
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Carson Powell
If Kim is "Rocket Man", what song is Trump?
Charles Harris
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the amnesty bill.
Jaxson Cruz
is this leaf a bot, or is it a guy copy pasting from a text file?
Camden Martin
its just a song he likes, maybe elton being a fag has relevance in calling kim rocket man but i think it was more to do with shaming kim Scott adams style
Thomas Murphy
Not exactly. It's kinda of a fruity song. Everyone will probably get that it's nothing but an attempt to belittle Kim by making fun of him. Rocket Man is not the kind of name you want
Gavin Ortiz
You can call it anything you want. But letting people who are here illegally stay is Amnesty. They get government benefits, something I have constantly been denied despite having crippled knees my whole life. They get free education, something that cost millions of Americans upwards of 6 figures, and in many states they get to vote and influence the political direction of this country. Look at what these people did to California. Look at what these people did to New York, and look at what they're doing to Texas and Florida. These places were once beacon's of America. Now they're alien. And we already know they're spreading their influence into New England, Oregon, Washington, Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and so on.
It's going to take a lot to make up for this if he doesn't 180 back towards his base asap.
William Anderson
Ethan?
Elijah Ramirez
>Congress passing anything Get the fuck out of here faggot. No major legislation will get signed until after 2018 housecleaning. Then they will feel forced to actually try and pass some legislation.
Xavier Roberts
> its ok MagaPedes DACA amnesty is just 4D Chess > its ok MagaPedes, not building the wall is just 4D Chess > its ok MagaPedes, the assault weapons restriction is just 4D Chess > its ok MagaPedes, the TPP signing is just 4D Chess > its ok MagaPedes, importing Somalians is just 4D Chess
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