This anime is very fun but I can't enjoy it 100% because Sakamoto looks like too much like Bayonetta

This anime is very fun but I can't enjoy it 100% because Sakamoto looks like too much like Bayonetta.

I think you're onto something here

Shouldn't that enhance your enjoyment?

That's why I fap to him though.

Damn it, why did you point that out, now I can't unsee it.

No the reason you can't enjoy it 100% is cause you're an Amerifat who doesn't understand Japanese

But that should make you appreciate it more

But it's normal for children to resemble their parents, OP.

Guys OP clearly means he can only enjoy it 200% because he knows Bayonetta is Sakamoto's mom.

>Sakamoto will never befriend with you and show you the ropes on how to be cool

Why even live

I was cool like Sakamoto in high school. But then reality hit me like a truck after graduation and I became a socially retarded basement dweller.

So, he's so cool because there's a ghost helping him 24/7?

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Cromartie > Sakamoto

STAND UP

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>sakamoto will never fill your boi pucci

I would kill for an OVA of this.

it's okay dude, she just got nerfed

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nice

Good, I'd rather just hang out with a cool dude.
Tone down your homolust for five minutes and just 'mire his coolest'er-ness.

>It's a Sakamoto is cool episode
>It's a Sakamoto is autistic episode
Just decide which one it is already damn anime!

Who is the father?

Crossover when

Dante

(CAN'T STAND UP)

Yes

>sakamoto game by platinum

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Maybe....

Heero

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Jeanne.

>Who is the father?
Bayonetta.
The mother is actually Jeanne.

You'll have to eat meringue pie with him too.

What
user you're fucking weird, just watch the fucking show.

How do you figure?

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KNIFE
AND
FORK

I love him so much.

Obviously Dante.
Sakamoto doesn't act crazy like them because if he did he wouldn't be as cool because he'd be doing what someone else does, which is why he's true COOLEST

>COOLEST

COOLESTO*

>COOLESTO*
CULESTRU

>Kissanime
>Bayonetta

>CULESTRU
*CHOLESTEROL

>tfw you don't want cancerous headcanon
>tfw you just acquired headcanon

I hate you.

jotaro kujo

>implying