Haifuri

>tricks girls into her rape dungeon to perform science experiments
>walks around in storms like it's nothing

Why is Dr Minami so badass and cool?

Is the next episode going to be about Minami treating everybody for the Japanese Cold?

What can Kuro do to take back Shiro from Mike?

They already solved that when they pulled Mike out of the water.

Sexiest

The real brown sugar.

Stop being such a shit.

Why is she so tired?

Let her touch fluffy hair

So this is the face she makes when her asshole is violated.

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Why was her hair so good compared to Mei and Shima's?

So comfy.

158 cm confirmed for perfect height.

>Shiro finally learned the danger the captain was putting herself through when she took responsibility

Maybe she won't be a shit anymore. Anybody can sit on the bridge.

How are you supposed to use a bidet?

Are you supposed to use it only after you poop or also after you pee? Are you supposed to flush first and then do the bidet business (and flush again), or do you bidet yourself with your poop and pee still in the bowl?

Kuro's bowl was pretty clear, so did she flush already?

Yes, anyone can, however the commanding officer must and the navigations officer should probably be too. The fact that it was so dangerous reinforces that fact don't you think?

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Never used a bidet but I always clean with toilet paper first then, if possible, use water and soap right after that to clean it more thoroughly.

>showering in swimsuits

Would it really hurt to use a salt water bidet?

>can't even drink soda

Mix up some salt water and pour it down the tip of your dick and tell us how it feels.

Bidets don't spray inside you do they? It doesn't hurt to swim in salt water.

Have you ever been to the sea? Salt water doesnt hurt you.

Mike is worried about her crew's safety which is why she wants to go with them, but it's not like things would've turned out much different.

Unless you have hemorrhoids or ulcers or are literally buttravaged, I don't see how seawater will hurt.

There was a scene where she complained about the build in bidet using seawater.

These are girls who use 12+ meters of toilet paper per day. Clearly they're into some kinky shit.

Kuro confirmed for hemorrhoids and butthurt.

Maybe she just cut her ass somehow.

Girls, please. Not on the bridge. You're officers; have some dignity.

Rin wants to join in.

Swimming is a bit different than having a cleansing jet shot up your unprepared butthole.

Though Kuro having 'rroids would explain a lot.

What is with this Japanese carbonation meme? Are there really people that can't handle carbonation? I've literally known nobody that's complained about carbonation seriously unironically.

I find it difficult to drink more than a small can of it but maybe it's just because I'm not used to it any more, I could've drunk a 2L bottle easily when I was a kid.

I don't give a shit who you are, getting a mouthful of soda water when you were expecting normal water is unpleasant.

Shiro has lots of problems.

Why did they run out of toilet paper so fast anyway? What were they using it for?

>putting a straw in your ramune bottle
wat

>Kuro and mimi lead rebellion against mike for trying to steal their waifus

Forcefully kiss her.

homemade soft bondage gear for Mike's harem

And her mother uses nepotism to take care of that problems.

P E R F E C T I O N

>Shiro sleeps on the top bunk
So did Shiro make Mina keep her plushies in the bottom bunk, or did Mina commandeer them?

Shiro will never love Kuro back anyway.

>implying you wouldn't want to sleep with based BLAHAJ yourself

I'd be scared of drooling on it.

tfw waiting to die

Shiro is cute with her hair down. Stupid though.

Whoops, that might be my fault.

I may or may not have been a little too rough on her, if you know what I mean.

What does it mean if I like their hair like this better? Is it bad?

Mina became an Ikeafag too and she regularly steals it away from Shiro at night.

Sometimes Shiro sleepily waves her arms to try to get BLAHAJ back, but captures Mina instead. On those nights, they sleep together in the top bunk.

>shiro's long wiggly tentacle arms extend all the way to the bottom bunk and then pull Mina to the top bunk

>captain of a warship
>afraid of lightning

Shiro has normal-sized human arms!

That's what she wants you to think!

>afraid of lightning
Yes, and?

> Captain of a warship
> Afraid of loud noises and flashes

She's not afraid of lightning, she just get 'nam flashbacks.

>look, I posted it again

Shit girl, shit show, shit life

end urself

Shit taste confirmed. Opinion disregarded.

>mike tells story of how her parents died on a cruise ship wrecked in a storm
>immediately encounters a wrecked cruise ship in a storm

Pretty convenient timing.

Microsoft PowerPoint show of the season.

Shittaste?
I watched almost 20 animes and you want to doubt my fucking taste?

>let two high school girls risk their life for a fucking cat
>don't even like it enough to keep it

These people need to be fed to the sharks.

They just want what's best for the cat, who happens to like Shiro more.

It was all so that Shiro could accept that she really loves pussy.

New ship battle when? We haven't had one in two weeks.

But Shiro needs a good dicking, not pussy.

It's simple. Ask yourself what you would normally do, then do the exact opposite.

Seriously, Mike gets worse at her job with every episode. They all would have died ages ago if the rest of her crew wasn't so good.

Bashing Filicia even while blatantly shitposting is poor form, user.

How convenient that they've run into the Hiei at the very end.

>even Rin is getting tired of Mike's shit

I don't care what you all say, Misaki is a good captain and I want her to be my captain.

I never watched past episode 1 but I'm gonna go through it all soon, is torpedo girl still the best girl around here?

Mei a best. She also has an OTP now.

>Seriously, Mike gets worse at her job with every episode.
WTF are you on about? She did a perfectly fine job of captaining this week.

Shiro > Mi > Kouko > Shima > Rin > Mike > Mei

>mike confidently assumes command and gets them through multiple tough situations
>gets undermined by typical 3dpd female style jealousy
>suddenly starts doubting herself and hesitates to make decisions

Sure is a good idea to endanger the ship by messing with the captain.

Probably because she's the only character left who hasn't completely forgotten about the fact they're going to need to wage war against the Hamsters. She has resigned herself to inevitability of the Human-Hamster war and has hardened her exterior to better endure the horrors that will soon commence.

Seriously though am I the only one that thinks she's been promoted from Ship's Doctor to Ship's Plot Advancement Officer. Last two episodes shes literally just appeared at the end to advance the fucking hamster plot.

Shit taste detected.

Because Shiro forced her to do her job.

What kind of a job will Shiro do after nearly getting killed this time around?

Bottom bunk is the plushie shelf

Top bunk is for Shiro and Mina

>Shiro! I'm scared! Take my shift for me!
>Shiro! I don't know how to do my job! Tell me what to do!
>Shiro! Sitting on the bridge without you is so hard!

Hanging around the bridge with Mike.

Shiro would be a worse captain than Mike. Prove me wrong.

Just letting Shiro get a taste of her own medicine.

Sure. She can't read the mood, gives fuck all to morale, thinks that she's right and others are just idiots and worst of all, she gives no constructive feedback whatsoever.

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Everyone knows that. She's not even a good first officer.

She just needs to accept her place is as Kuro's wife.

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More like Shitro am I right

For the bridge it looks like Rin > Mike > Mei > Shiro > Kouko

>Implying Shiro probably being worse makes Mike a good captain

Both bunks are plushie shelves, along with every other surface.

It's confirmed Shiro sleeps with BLAHAJ, so she takes the bottom. Which means that Mina either was just sitting on the bottom to watch TV/talk, or the top bunk goes unused and they both sandwich BLAHAJ at night.

How can so many people like Moka? Has she even done anything past episode 1 aside from call for help?

If Shiro would be worse, then there's no one on the Harekaze who could be a better captain than Misaki unless you're going to hand the ship over to a german foreigner who isn't even part of the class.

Get Mi down two steps and you're fine.