ITT: Characters who are literally you

For me it's Ika Musume - inktelligent, nihlistic, and with a squidked sense of humor

>squidked sense of humor
Can you be more pacific?

You're probably thinking stupid, childish, and obnoxious

>Middle-aged man who works as a teacher and turns into a cute loli when he gets drunk enough

Eiko pls

I think you meant best, cute, and a squid

Getting drunk every time you go to Sup Forums is not good for your health, user.

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If you're squid girl, then are you my waifu?

11/10
hai, suki desu

For me it's Jeb Bush -- intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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I'm a sucker for good squid puns

You look weird, i mean, something's wrong with your uniform.

This motherfucker.
>total coward
>love guns
>social retard
>push comes to shove, no compunction about violence
>fat
>wasn't well-liked in school
>not stronk
>brighter than average but not a genius
>generally quiet and polite in daily life
>generally horny and surrounded by hot women I can't have
I am him. He is me. We are one.

You should krill yourself

I don't stand out and people from my year in school probably wouldn't even know my name

I'm studying EE in college.
Someone told me to watch the anime because the MC reminded them of me.
I self-proclaim to be a mad scientist- at least in high school anime
Lab coats and Dr.Pepper are the best.
I also kinda look like him

Weird, I don't stand out either, in fact I try my best to fit in, but it seems like everyone knows my name and I don't know anyone else's name. It's really painful when someone goes "Hi user" and I have to respond "H-hey, what's up" and leave it at that. I fucking wish nobody knew my name.

Me, because nobody likes me and I have no friends.

We both are really witty and strong. Were both also really alpha and really sought after by attractive girls. Also Im not sure that it ever happened in the movie but I have like at least 2 hot girls with me, at all times.

Im goofy, but I have always been the smart one

>least 2 hot girls with me, at all times.
You're ogre exaggerating

You mean stupid and gay yes

Well I guess this could be me.
Cute but not good with social relations, always listening to music to isolate myself from the others and a pretty good body, a bit tomboy tho

Yes. Precisely.
Moron.

Bob please

Literally me. Perverted from a young age and trying to me sexy to an adult.

Waiter! This pasta is stale!