/Pol projects like the recent Space Programm always seem to fail due to the lack of Funds, so here is my idea to fix that.
Pic related is nothing more than a blue canvas and a yellow canvas, yet look at the prices.
Why do people buy modern Art?
Because the "Artist" is famous.
All we have to do is get a mildly talented user to shit out some modern Art for us, and then we poromote his Name on the internet.
We would be making millions soon.
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>Implying we'd need even mild talent
>imblygin we even need someone to do it
No, they sell because it is money laundering
>/Pol
You can't even spell the name of the board correctly. I wouldn't quit your day job there, Michelangelo.
Also, pic related.
there ya go, $200 million.
over 9,000 hours in vim.
delet this
modern art is jewish money laundering
Wealthy elites are using those paintings as tax havens
I write smut. Under several nom de plumes I write 10,000 word erotica stories that the degenerates love (and I love taking their monies). It's formulaic crap and easy to produce.
I've made $42,000 so far this year from this self-published crap.
>Wealthy elites are using those paintings as tax havens
So, you are saying that all we have to do is bring back some semblance of sanity to the art community, and their "Wealth" will evaporate overnight?
Seems legit
Sounds like a Keenan & Kel plan.
Everyone knows, Shlomo. The jig is up. Kike.
It's a brilliant strategy really. If you need a good bullshit excuse for why somebody just gave you 30 million dollars you normally have to cook the books in a major company and hope the IRS doesn't anally rape you.
These fuckers have figured out a way to sell a piece of paper for 30 million dollars and it looks totally legitimate on tax forms somehow.
>/pol
fuck off lefty cuck, fyi to all you newfags if you see anyone do that shit, they're a shitposter
kek
Like this
this, your idea wont work op
Or this?
I agree, modern art, as I see it at least is quite an insult to the artistic world. It considers things that take little to no effort to make as art, it was only a matter of time until people realised how effective it is regarding money laundering.
Modern art is a money laundering/tax evasion scam. Unless you're already in the elite circle, your shit on a canvas isn't going to sell.
My parents retired from teaching at a major University and now spend their weekend traveling the East coast to art fairs selling CRAP and make decent $$ . Artist tend to be emotional LEFTIES . but I enjoy the new town new faces every weekend growing up.
< Pic Related
It doesn't really matter if people realize it's a scam or not in a capitalist society. You can legally sell art for as much as you want and the IRS can't dispute it.
Al Capone and other criminals who got busted for tax evasion would be proud of these kikes.
Here is my first submission. I feel you will find it very successful. A starting price of a mere $6000000.
Writer user here. I'll write propaganda.
The new world order is coming to pass
N' those who would shut their eyes
Before the Lord of Darkness
Shall succumb to the wrath of God
Check.
Right.
The voice of Marxism culturally bound
To every single thing y'see around
Dividing people up however they can
Black green or gay, truth's up and ran
N' any mother fucker try and take a stand
They're shot dead in their livin' room
While their children sleep
I'll break it down deep w/ the sound of doom
Masters cripple youth, bought for a bargain
Left hurtin', takin' abuse from a sergant
Young blood in the sand for their unholy dominion
O'er all the Earth and man; their plan is complete
Those who won't see can never compete
It's like
Project Mockingbird altering your world
Manipulating masses, psychological warfare
Stare into your video screen
The lies are all you'd ever seen
The money's printed out of thin air
Lent out on interest and you fit the bill
It's Syphesus pushin' a stone up a hill
No fruits for the labor that break ya back
They'll rob you before you can even count your stack
Heads of the traitors shoved into sacks
Kids kidnapped, and put to the rack
Adrenachrome dealin',
childfuckin' demons,
Moloch worshipping evilmen,
passified populace of pussified mongrols,
native genocide, home'a the wage slaves
A handful'a misfits hopin' to save
Western civilization from an early grave
Rise up you fools, rise up today
The Kingdom of Zion is here
The Tower of Babylon is bein' built
Right here on top of our home
Everything in this world they fuckin' own
My hero. I'm building 6 porn Tumblrs to monetize somehow.
>my sides
we should start a new shitcoin and sell these for astronomical amounts, ill buy your shitmeme for 6000000 bitscoins tho i would recommend the jpg version for a preview and sell the png on the new bitscoins Sup Forums modern art market
Okay I'm done.
I call it "Politics", the meaning is perhaps quite simple yet deep. The black dot is all of us, swimming in a sea of politics. The resolution is tiny for a work of art, being only 500x500 pixels. That's intentional, and - for me - really expresses the minimal scope of politics.
The red colour pallet expresses the rage we feel daily the surrounds as all, as we float above the political debates day by day.
I'm selling this for $100,000.
nah my dude, you gotta write for Amazon. They let you publish your shit directly online for monies
true beauty
Smashwords is better for the niche erotica markets. Amazon will "Red List" you if one person is offended.
I know, and I agree that it's a genius strategy since it is legal. Its simply disappointing that a subject that used to be respected and one that you actually needed to practice and to work towards being good at, devolved into mostly money launderers and overly-sensitive people (especially regarding the modern side).
Holy shit dude.
I'm an okay-ish writer, how do you get in on this? Like how do you stand out? I assume a lot of perverted and disgusting old women are writing this stuff too, so how do you get noticed above all of their crap?
Legally they can't do it that way without avoiding capital gains taxes. It's still tax fraud if they dodge that.
or we invest into small altcoins and sell at the peak. then let it crash but we keep our money. do this 20 times and we will have like 100K
Amazon audience is broader tho. Just write bland, inoffensive shit
Starting price of 25k, what do you guys think?
I use to work at a Amazon center. Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass was by far the weirdest book I seen there.
i'll buy it for 500000 bitscoins or 5 american cents, the png
>implying (((art dealers))) would have anything to do with someone giving money to right causes
bart get out im piss
It's a .jpg you fucker, it's intentional because .jpgs are the truest and most beautiful file type.
Don't reply to me or my wife's son ever again.
this spic gets it
it's just a giant banknote for really rich kikes to move around
all they've done is attach a high value to a piece of trash, and then claim it's art so they can move money
Volume. Publish your first 4-5 stories under one pen name at the same time. Release a story at least once ever few months under that name as you continue.
Keep one pen name to a genre. If "John Smith" publishes incest, keep John Smith on incest. Susan G. Smith writes bestiality and only bestiality, etc.
An eye-catching cover is the most important thing to get noticed. You can hire "Beer Money" artists if you suck at Gimp for $5.
Here's mine. I call it "bunch of lines and shit".
Call Sabo
what if these sorts of art sales aren't legitimate purchases. just as you intend to use the funds for space programs, the shills buying/selling this crap are probably also using it as a way of laundering money to particular (((causes)))
i'm in
How long would your average smut novel be? I'm guessing probably a pretty short affair; 200 pages?
meeeeee, I think this could pass.maybe I should do pepe next
nigga go with 100
I could probably shit out an 100 page novel while waiting for my fucking FIGHTS to load in SFV.
...
I dump 10,000 to 20,000 word novellas onto the market. Something sexy needs to happen within the first 1,000 words to keep a reader interested. I sell these for $2.99.
I do have a few 100,000+ word novels out, too. $4.99 works for those.
You can "bundle" a series together (4 or 5 shorts) and sell for $6.99.
need's mor'e apostrophe's faggo't
lol this is too good for (((them)))
thats too good to be in a modern art museum.
My mom would buy those fish. Got a webstore?
I'm going to guess the degenerates who buy these are women. Women are retarded enough to pay for porn books.
Time to do some research on how to write porn for old women.
money laundering boi. i live in brazil, i know what i'm saying
Here's another one. I call it: Dickaso.
i saw that jay z song i am not falling for this shit
Mostly it's women. Guys are more visual when it comes to sex, so it doesn't sell as well with the exception of mother/son and daddy/daughter garbage.
I've never written porn before but I have a pretty good imagination and most of my friends are dykes so I think I understand what will get them off.
Fucking hell 50 Shades is atrocious fanfiction and look how that sold.
jpg sucks i hope your wife dies because your son didnt reply to a post.
You son of a bitch.
Meet me at the Lincoln memorial, sundown.
You're dead, kiddo.
Yeah, just read a few "how to write erotica" guides and follow the formula. It's pretty easy.
I've been doing this since the TV show I wrote for ended (you have probably seen it) and it's fairly easy income. Make sure you have Twitter accounts for your "authors." It helps a lot when they connect with other "authors" who will retweet your new story announcements.
this
modern art where plain canvases sell for millions is literally just money laundering
And finally my last but greatest: random shapes with shitsmear.
Enjoy.
>why do people buy modern art?
It's a scam by rich people my dude.
Thanks for the tips, user. I actually enjoy writing but writing for the intent of stealing money off idiots is even better. Maybe if I get enough money I can finally write a novel I actually want to.
Behold...my finest creation...your derivative works have nothing on this sublime example of humanity's pathos and existential dread...
Sold to Chaim Shekelberg for $6 million
Shit some of the smut on Amazon is like 60 pages. Some of it is pretty badly written and I feel I could write better shit.
absolutly astonisishing i think you will change the the entire direction of art but while i have ((your)) attention right now there are starving artist in africa who need your help only 1 dollar a month will help these strving artist with food and clean drinking wine witch will go a long way in helping these poor and struggling artist
WITH JUST ONE DOLLAR you can help change lives for the better
Here is a link to my paypl and remember to give generously
THANK YOU SINCERELY
hahaha
I wonder why....
Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I'm working on two movies in between this crap. This garbage supports my serious projects.
dammed that's something!
fucking genius
the art game is a jewish pyramid scheme. Who determines what's "good" art: jews. Who finances that "good" art: jews. By simply controlling the discourse of what is considered valuable Jews made billions for themselves.
Just tie some cause to it like BLM or trans rights and you could probably speed the process up.
No one values bullshit art at millions of dollars in a vacuum. No self made man is going to buy shit on a canvas for millions without a nefarious purpose.
My friend with a management degree makes far less than that, desu-
The internet is truly a glorious thing, I may try writing smut. Cheers, user.
May I ask if selling ecchi doujinshis also work? I unironically draw hentai. I really wonder how could I make money with that.
>May I ask if selling ecchi doujinshis also work?
Not my niche. I have no idea.
they sell because somebody buys them for that price
btw art is taxed and tracked, don't imagine it's such a good way to launder moneys (especially in the bitcoin fork, diamond, and bearer bond era). it's more of a humiliation gig. look up Rothko's life and how he was fucked over by the Marlborough gallery, till he suicided
nice job user. do you self publish with amazon or is there a better platform? how much % do you get off sales?
> i would also love some degenerate crap
> which sinks in and hits them in the head 6 months to a year after they read it
> kike talking about things that take effort
Jesus Christ!
everybody is responsible for how they invest their time; just don't marx out when you are 50 and did nothing in your life
Jews are a network not a vacuum, team up with fellow wealthy steins and goldmans to tell everyone "oh this one is worth something" have one or two of their Jew buddies pay for a few to show goyim that this is real thing
They set the price and their rich goyim buy because they dance to the tune
I don't bother with Amazon anymore. Too easy to get red flagged. Smashwords distributes to other publishers that allow the genres you're writing in. Most of these readers know to just go to Smashwords.
The art sells for so much because it is payment - for drugs or services.
I could make art, I did art studies but I would never let Sup Forums spread my name.
Especially since the art market is widely owned by jews.
That's a shit tier plan.
For a second there I thought it was an angry pepe
"good" comes first, "art" comes second. and "good" is determined by "I like it" which is in turn determined by "why I like it". of course, most people who collect art (like Chinese and Arabs who make up 90% of the art market) have bad tastes and usually buy them to impress other people who have bad, or even worse, taste then they have. as such, the content of the art doesn't really matter - but what the "critics" say about them. and critics are usually commies who channel the funds to artists who pay for (feed) extended families of 100-150 members with no education or any talent. ok, to be fair, most of the service-based economy works this way.
the value of an art piece is generally determined by the prices attained in its last two transactions
> of course the artist won't see a cent if he sells a work for 200 dollars and is resold for 2 million
> so please, don't abuse artists or artworks
It's literally impossible to break into (((Modern Art))). On the one hand it's a Jewish scheme to destroy the Western conception of Beauty and demoralize the culture as part of Cultural Marxism. On the other hand it's a tax avoidance scheme for millionaires who commission these pieces, hype them up, get them "valued" by (((Art Experts))) for millions of dollars (remember, they originally paid a few thousand for the art), then they "donate" it to some charity or museum and TAKE A TAX DEDUCTION on the "value" of the piece.
That's two hurdles that no nobody is going to be able to leap over and become a modern artist.
I am Sup Forums the artist
thanks. the roughly 20% commission retained (mentioned on the website) seems excellent compared to the music industry where it averages at about 75% and art where it's usually fixed at 50%
I love you, Australia. Never change.
if trump comes out and says modern art is money laundering i'd probably shit my pants then sell them as modern art for 50000000 dollers
>modern art
>If its not being shit out, pissed out, barfed out or randomly pained on by someone's pussy/ass/dick on canvas, its not art
This is SWISS DIS-INFORMATION
These paintings have these prices because 'modern art' is merely an excuse around which people can easily launder money. Since value of 'art' is subjective, it is manipulated to illegally transfer, launder, and bribe.
You're not going to find an user that can produce a painting worth a large amount of money, because in order for a piece of 'art' to be worth that much you need to be involved in a black market deal with billionaire backers, which you will never have access to.
Oh look somone who doesnt know what GAAP is