meanwhile, in Sup Forums Prison...
Meanwhile, in Sup Forums Prison
if repeating numbers i get out of this hellhole
The showers are overflowing with dropped soap.
i thought she was 13
They may have given me a life sentence for just saying this, but I still think Naruto is a pretty okay show
But it literally is
Where you going, freshmeat?
What are we gonna do on the bed, aniki?
i've acclimated to the sounds of grown men pretending to be little girls while fucking each other
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A SLEEP OVER WITH SO MANY GIRLS, CAN WE HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT OR SOMETHING?
Oh to the laundry room, my bodypillow reeks of semen and i need to wash it. Care to join me?
Everyone wants to get raped but no one is alpha enough to do the raping.
I'm not afraid to say it: the warden is a lame shitty self-insert
What do you like to do in the courtyard?
sssh don't let the guards hear you
But seriously Naruto is trash. It started out okay, but it is basically a giant archetype for mediocre shounens, complete with way too many filler arcs, and poorly conceived underdog victories for the protagonist
Is Sup Forums prison where they send the people that make Bleach and Naruto threads?
Don't forget the Jojo and one piece generals
Back before they became admin-sanctioned, yes
them too, SNK generals also
Teaparty Picnics, what else would there be to do on the outside?
and the ERP anons
meanwhile in Sup Forums prison
>MCMICHAEL claimed these posts were a joke
What's wrong with Jojo generals other than the spoilers?
If you want to complain about a general then talk about the Madoka tripfag circlejerks.
Is there a guide on how to get raped?
I do everything by the book: drop the soap, fight nigger, spread my ass in front of inmates. But I am still a virgin.
isn't he getting out in a couple years or something?
You are too innocent and cute for rape. Please go to my cell block so we can make love.
Anon's body pillow gets shanked and he seeks revenge by getting help from the black crew in exchange for moves lists for fighting games.
I would pay for a show like this
I just want to get fucked in the ass, not make love it sounds gay.
The big and tall guys would do the raping while the skinny traps just put on some lipstick and start sucking our dicks.
And I think what you're looking for is every harem ever.
I'm not even that dude and I'd fuck you in the ass in the gayest way possible just for you.
I'm going to start a riot. You guys make a break for it while you can.
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS IM NOT A GIRL I JUST HAVE LONG HAIR, STOP BEING SHY IS CREEPING ME OUT
Sup Forums prison
Based on what I'm reading it's just a collection of homosexuals.
Y-you mean you're going to do it while kissing me?
implying i'd stop there
just a collection of homosexuals
Where do you think you are?
But we're all Little girls here
I did 5 calendars
Yay I'm finally a NEET again!
He probably would've never gotten caught if he didn't brag about it.
that doesn't make it less gay
Tfw no Misaki to visit you on prison
Let's rape the guards
I fucking hate those general gangs near the basketball field, those fuckers outnumber everyone and they are the only ones sucking dick. It's not fair dick sucking is for everyone, they are ruining my special place that I was forced in.
According to anime there is no group of people gayer than little girls.
Denied the escapism of anime and video games, anon an heros, bleeding out in the cell.
Dubs for parole
If I drop the soap on my head do I get headpats?
Is there an anime character with an Adibisi hat?
What are you in for?...
I liked the Tsukihime anime
Sup Forums prison
just a collection of homosexuals
This should be a banner
Hey. What are you in for?
I thought she was 1300
These dubs got me 3 years in this shithole
D-did you guys hear about the guy who posted Yotsuba porn and got sentenced to the electric chair on the same day? they told me that you can still hear his laments if you go near it at night.
The guards are doing bed checks soon. Maybe I can fap in front of them.
Who wants to brush each others teeth?
I didn't do nothing, all I did was talk to some rich kid named moot and the next thing I knew, I was here.
Headpats and holding hands are prohibited for being too lewd.
I stole someone's dubs.
Wtach out guys, if a guard catches you doing something stupid, You'll get send into the detention cell which only has 1 tv to with
endless eight playing endlessly.
You guys thing you're tough? I got here for posting a nipple, yeah you heard it, a full blown,bare, pink nipple in all it's glory.
It was interesting case really.
Literally every jojo thread is exactly the same. Same jokes, same memes, same rhinoceros beetle, same anons, same responses, same rhinoceros beetle, same amount of responses, same OP images, same anons
How much do they pay the guards?
I wonder if somebody here can get me a rock hammer
it's small and it looks like a pickaxe..
As much as they pay the mods
Being non-functioning in general
You tell me
They were a mod's dubs.
they do it for free
You said rhinocerous beetle twice asshole
Oh shit the wardens coming
I used a tumblr image.
Yeah, it was the same one both times.
I heard she's a fierce, unforgiving loli
Hey punta, if you don wan Rodrigo to take your food no more you gotta give him some kumikos. That's the currency in here amigo. Tell you wat, give me a nice rare one and i'll watch yo back mane.
s-someone hold me i'm scared
I used "That".
Why won't the wardens remove the guy shitting in the courtyard? Fucking faggots not doing their jobs.
How are you still alive?
I CAME LOOKIN FO' HANDS TO HOLD
NOW SEE HERE, I LIKE YA...AND I WANT YA
WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR WE CAN DO THIS THE HARD WAY
Fuck off spic Kumiko a shit. Asuka best girl.
It's puta, guey.
You're a fraud, homes. The real currency here is smugs.
I TOLD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS TO STOP JACKING OFF IN THE SHOWER
FUCKING CLUMPS OF HAIR AND SEMEN SEEPING OUT OF THE GODDAMN DRAIN
DISGUSTING FUCKING DEGENERATES
You jizz clumps of hair?
How big are them titties?
Crashing a plane
Selling shota dakimakura to lonely women.
This place doesn't look too bad. Are there any cool clubs?
What hair? I have no hairs except the ones on my head!
BUT WHEN HALF THE PRISON POPULATION REFUSES TO FUCKING SHAVE
SHIT STARTS TO BUILD UP
YOU KNOW WHERE IT BUILDS UP?
IN THE FUCKING DRAINS!
I wish I got the electric chair instead of being stranded here
This place is A-M-A-A-A-Z-I-N-G!
Don't worry guys, we're all free now.
You're in the yard watching dubbed Jojo's Bizzare Adventure on kissanime when these guys catch you. What do?
A-anon keep your voice down you'll wake up the guards...
mfw I get second cell from the back, with a window facing outside
What are you in for?
Suck their dicks and beg for forgiveness.
Are there any gangs I need to watch out for?
No clubs, just
I deserved to get the shit beat out of me for that
Posting lewds of Yotsuba
SOMEONE HELP IM NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE I FUCKING SWEAR IT WASNT ME!!
Probably dropped by Lelouch
[plays Jibun Wo]
I said liking a girl who has a dick makes you gay.
HOW ABOUT /YOU ALL/
KEEP /YOUR/ VOICES DOWN
EVERY GOD DAMNED NIGHT THE MOANS OF A THOUSAND LOST SOULS CARRY DOWN THE HALLS, CLIMAXING IN UNISON
AT LEAST WHEN I JERK OFF TO IT I DON'T HOLLER LIKE A FUCKING BABOON
Hey man, I wouldn't go round telling people that. You don't know what they do to guys like you in here.
thad the fucking man.
I didn't do nothing. Cops=fags
Lunch time! Line up maggots. It's time to get your grub
Sup Forums prison would be maximum security. Only the most hardened criminals are in here.
I wish I could tell you that anon fought the power, and the moefags let him be...but prison is no fairytale world
*Punches your chin to knock you out*
Please do in orderly fashion, everybody will get lunch!
I-is she going to shove a hair ornament down my urethra?
T-there's a hair in my meal sir....
D-does lunch come in bento boxes?
What's in the menu today?
There's gonna be a dick in your mouth in a minute if you don't put food in it first.
I called Kevin a faggot and he locked me up.
let me let you in on a secret - I enjoy that!
Do namefags get their own ward?
dubbed Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
oh fuck dude, not jojo i'm not that gay
Is it sugoi oishii?
Are you saying there's something wrong with my cooking?
Alright, whose dick I gotta suck to get some loli round here?
Some new blood just transferred here from Horriblesubs Penitentiary. His favorite anime are One Punch Man, Erased, and Attack on Titan. He gets his shows from kissanime. How do you and the boys break him?
I streamed a dubbed episode of SAO because I missed it on Toonami.
MONTHLY PROSTATE HEALTH CHECK TIME
But I don have a waifu
will never get into anime THAT much
I hold his hand and jerk his cute boy penis until he cums.
Why would I shave? I'm a cute little girl. Cute little girls don't have any body hair, silly. Now say I'm a cute little girl. SAY I'M A CUTE LITTLE GIRL AND PAT MY HEAD OR THIS SHIV GOES UP YOUR ASS I SWEAR TO GOD
Make him watched Lain in my cell with me.
That nigga gonna get stabbed
There were a pair of legs in mine, step it up.
T-the f-food is perfect
S-sorry to bother you
tickle his prostate
with my dick
Tripfags are in solitary confinement since they're so special.
A-anon I think it's time for you to stop shitposting... The guards have made their stance on it pretty clear....
Happens when you eat nothing but dick
Force him to watch Elfen Lied on repeat until he thinks its the greatest anime ever conceived.
The warden sits in his office with a riding crop and a bunch of mannequins with wigs and anime face masks. He masturbates all day until someone finds that he is not actually the warden. The warden is in the room above him, watching via camera feed and uses the man below as a decoy.
Fuck off you norma.
I didn't move my mouse up and down when playing ero games for nothing
Class time! Who's ready for Ethics 101?
Huh, that's funny, I had an entire torso - with the arms and everything!
Yes, here it is.
That sounds a lot safer than the rest of the prison at this rate.
I'm sharing a cell with Mr. Anime. What do I do?
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! The warden's been forcing us to dance for EIGHT DAYS STRAIGHT! Nagato, I want off this wild ride! Give me a club application ;_;
Hello everyone. I am warden. Does anyone have questions?
Anyone want to give source on that cutie in the yard? Where can I find them when I get out of here?
Will you teach me how to be a upstanding citizen when I get out of the clink?
Bear is my bitch please don't suck his dick, that's for me only.
find it out yourself!
I'm not gonna spoonfeed you!
I'm sucking his dick as we speak. And I'll swallow, too!
What do the prison uniforms look like?
I want to wear a skirt and thigh high socks...
When the fuck does our old warden come back?
I think you got that backwards.
Can we get some subs that isn't horrible subs or funi?
Yes, I do. How many lolis are we allowed to keep in our cells?
He's in the clink with us now too, he got busted for shitposting too hard.
no wonder you're all in prison you're admitting to your crimes left and right you fucking amateurs
"You're the new cellmate?"
"So what are you in for, watching anime on youtube?"
I'm going to set Ledouch with a shank on you.
Let me give you some advice, kid: never trust a semen demon.
Too bad! You get to wear bland orange clothing. Hadn't you asked, you would've gotten cute blue striped panties, a short skirt and a pantyhose!
Too bad! You'll only watch your fellow prisoners with envy!
Of course! It's my duty as prison sensei to teach you guys to be the best citizens you can be!
I'm only in here because I said that there is literally nothing wrong with 3D. I stand by my words.
I'm a reifag
Hands off Lelouch, he is mine to ass rape alone.
H-hi I just got transferred in from cell block D
N-nice to meet you all!
Some dude just touched my penis, do I stab him or give him anime recommendations?
Accidentally seeded an episode of Bakuon for 8 hours without a vpn
This is your warden tonight.
What's that smell? What are you holding?
giving anime recommendations
you should be stabbed
Hey guys, I think my bunkmate is being tsundere, how do I make him full dere?
was he cute? whats his cell block?
Suck his dick to show him who's top dawg
all this fresh meat
Anyone ready to brake the record next week?
I AM FINALLY FREE
SEE YOU SUCKERS
I thought grabbing someone's penis was code for anime recommendations.
Can you put on a pair of bunny ears to make your appearance more accessible for our younger prisoners?
Arrested for torturing and killing a hamster.
I just walked in on 12 nude men furiously sucking and fucking each other like animals
Don't talk to me about horror
No anon! Didn't you know! When you escape you become trapped on /v/ island!
This is your warden tonight.
Welcome to the penitenti/a/ry
H-hi, I'm anon, I'll be your new cellmate, yo-you can do what ever you want to me :3
damn, and you were so close to getting out of here
Ayyyeee look nigga, we got a hot white bitch teaching us
DAMN YOU LOOK FINE GURL. SHOW US THE GOODS CUZ
P-please settle down, let's all do our best and learn something new!
I haven't fucked a lady in years, wonder what those tittys would feel like
Yamete! Please don't say such hidoi things!
Hold her ass down Deshawn
YAAAAA! YAMETE KUDASAI
Ahron, you took care of the guards right?
I iced them nigga
let's get to fucking then
N-no! Not there! There's no way that big thing will fit! Yaaaa!!! GWA AARRRRHHG
ITAI! ITAI YO! PLEASE STOP DOING SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE
shut the fuck up you loud ass hoe!
Imma fuck this botty senpai
B-both at once YAAAAAMMMETEEEE!
(20 minutes kater)
MORE! MORE! RELEASE YOUR SEMEN IN MY WOMB!
Shut yo ass up nigga
Why does this guard never stand up from his desk? Maybe he's crippled? Or maybe he's hiding
Sup Forums prison is on /v/ island
This is true terror.
M-men? What are those? There are only cute girls here!
Getting trips only sends you back
I streamed a raw since the torrent wasn't up yet
I AM FINALLY FREE
What did he mean by this?
My roommate keeps trying to brush my teeth Sup Forums, is this wierd?
Man, do your cells smell like shit!
You're not making it easy for the janitors at all! God damn, it all smells like dried semen...and you know orgies are forbidden outside of /that/ room, right!
STOP BREAKING THE RULES!
I'm on laundry duty. Can you write your cell number on your blue and white striped pantsu please?
They all look the same, you might not get your pair back if you don't.
There's only one way to attain true freedom.
Good idea, I don't want to not be wearing someone else's pantsu.
trying to escape
Mine has multiple semen stains so its pretty hard to mix it up
Anon. Anon! You know what happens when you daydream in my class, don't you? It's time for your penalty game
held hands with a girl.
Call me onii-chan, bitch! Call me onii-chan!
Mine are orange and white, you won't be able to mistake them!
Having a waifu.
Unironic question here.
Am I gay if this post turned me on a little bit?
Do the people that post about having multiple waifus get the electric chair?
TASTE MY BIG BONER
Guards! Guards! Someone stole my pantsu please help!
You tripped while escaping.
Yes, faggot. Now kiss me.
not glorious onii-sama or goshujin-sama
Shit taste senpai.
Depends. Who did you imagine yourself as?
You thought you were safe in prison?
says the anon in the next cell that hears you trying to rape your cellmate.
You might think so, but you are mistaken.
GUARDS! SOMEONE SMUGGLED KEIT-AI IN AGAIN!
Well, he used aggressive language (called me bitch) so I imagined myself being proneboned
HOW DOES IT ALWAYS FINE A WAY
FINDS A WAY
You like having Oji-san inside you don't you? I'll let out my 40-year-old cum if you scream louder!
Human cloning with my brother. It didn't turn out too well. When it was all over, I was a couple limbs short and couldn't find me brother. I think he managed to escape.
How did you get that past the guards?
Someone please gangrape me desu.
Yeah, you're gay.
You fool! How reckless!
past the guards
They're the ones bringing it and variants in.
IF it can get in then we might be able to get out
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP FAGGOTS
FROM NOW ON YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS ONEE-SAMA
I WILL TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING AS MY IMOUTOS AND TOGETHER WE WILL SURVIVE
ANYONE WHO DISOBEYS WILL BE PUNISHED
DOMO HAJIMEMASHITE ANON-SAN, GUARD SLAYER DESU. COME LET US BE FREE WASSHOI
Anything cute is considered contraband.
Keep this between you and me.
To escape the prison outside, first we must escape the prison within ourselves.
expecting us to spoonrape you
Do it yourself faggot
You should be allowed to fap to whatever girl you want and decorate your cell with posters and figurines of any character, but at least one of them has to be your waifu and if you get caught trying to claim more than one you get beaten and shanked in the courtyard while the guards pretend not to notice.
And tripfags get raped in the bathroom, so have fun with that.
bribe them with recommendations
See, that's where my question comes from. I haven't had sexual experiences neither with women nor men in my life, so how can I say I'm gay? Just because I imagined myself being banged from behind doesn't make me gay the same way imagining myself shooting someone doesn't make me a murderer.
Besides, I only like futa. I think traps are disgusting, although I do admit I've masturbated a few times to trap doujins. But those don't count because they mostly disgust me.
You're not my, Onii-chan! I do what i want!
Is it safe to eat 8 eggs in a single day?
There's no way I will ever call you onee-sama!
N-No! Stop it, o-on-onee-nee- STOP IT ANON!
No way Onee-chan. I will never call you Sama!
Just because I imagined myself being banged from behind doesn't make me gay
Hey guys! Wanna see a magic trick?
I forcibly gave a headpat to a loli.
sure, why not
I doubt it's that impressive, I've seen every kind of trick in this prison
GUARDS! Medics! Quickly!
Not very impressive
For starters you can stop being such a gay nigger.
basing your Japanese study around the JLPT
What a gay nigger.
You'll never make it, you gay nigger.
Greetings my heterosexual upstanding black citizen.
D-did you hand just fly into the finger you took off?
Like most of our fags, he's probably just prison gay.
he's probably just prison gay.
No such thing. If you're gay, you're gay. There's no take-backs on anal virginity.
Why are the guards always gone? All these outsiders keep coming in and beating us up yet none of the inmates try to flee.
Good luck! I took my own anal virginity.
You're all second fiddle to me.
fleeing a maximum security prison
Remember, you're here forever.
What are you in for?...
I uhh... I had some pictures... of an anime girl on my PC. Let's leave it at that.
kelvin is a faggot
We're instatutionalized anon, even though we have the ability to leave we choose not to. Is it cause we enjoy it here, or do we accept this hell hole as the only place we can function? Prison is rough Anon.
Do you have a good internet connection? And if yes, how can I get a life sentence?
barely any room in my cell to squat
Not fucking fair.
I liked yesterday's classroom thread better.
Stop, I don't need to feel this right now anon.
Sup fag what gang you in?
How about you stop calling me gay. I told you, just because you imagined something happening doesn't make it true. Just because I imagined myself banging a girl doesn't mean I lost my virginity.
It was a sincere question I had since I was scared of becoming gay, and you assholes are taking advantage of my curiosity to humiliate me.
you're walking to the cafeteria one day when you feel a smack on your ass and you turn around to see this
The Misato faction
The one that doesn't let Rebuild girls in.
Lord, stop being such a fag.
Putting cowtits on loli.
PRISON RIOT HAPPENING. NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BREAK OUT. MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE.
Am I gay
stop calling me gay
Make up your mind, gaylord.
Aren't you guys supposed to be at the asylum down the street, along with the Rei and Glasses Girl factions?
im screwed then
But anon I only have one episode until I'm caught up on Bakuon.
"Gay" means "sexually attracted to men". It doesn't have anything to do with your actual sexual experience. Furthermore, you got aroused by the thought of a muscular convict fucking you in the ass, which is several orders of magnitude more gay than masturbating to traps, twinks, or even shotas, since you're sexually aroused by taking the passive role with someone with no feminine traits whatsoever.
If you're looking for fellatio you should hit up that one guy who's alway alone by the weights room. I heard he's in for posting the KeitAi copypasta so he's easily the worst person here.
yfw all the fags riot out and leave only the cultured people left in prison
No one's leaving
/l/ Block, nigga.
I FUCKING SWEAR I'LL DO IT!
Why are you trying so hard to get your ass pounded by strangers right now? You practically admitted you want a man with a huge cock to penetrate your asshole while your tiny feminine penis bounces around leaking precum all over the place. That sounds pretty gay, for you at least. Pic related, it's you and your cellmate.
Making a confusing ad.
and you assholes are taking advantage of my curiosity to humiliate me
Oh yeah? Does that turn you on? Does that get you hard, little fag boy?
uh, i think you mean your own sex
But anon, I'm a muscular, hairy daddy type. I will resize your cute little hole and make you my slave.
Sup Forums prison has a secret Keit-Ai gang who carve phones everywhere
The KyoAni Kings, motherfucker.
I was trying to fit in on Sup Forums
Is that a challenge?
But you're still not helping me understand. It could of perfectly been one of those intrusive thought thingys. How does one thought determine my sexuality?
Well if I were a girl of course I'd want to be pounded hard by a muscular man, but I never said anything about me wanting to become a girl. I'm not a transgender degenerate.
How about you stop harassing people.
Did I just hear the sound of a bar of soap hitting the floor?
Who allowed the kyoani fags back in? I thought they were all on parole.
Gay=men attracted to men
Lesbian=women attracted to women
Homosexual=people attracted to the same gender
A prisoner falls in love with a guard. Uploading Sup Forums related stuff and draw-content to 9gag and reddit
Come on dude. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to be a fag.
How about you stop making yourself so harassable, you slut?
Just imagine the chuuni prisoners.
It could of perfectly been one of those intrusive thought thingys. How does one thought determine my sexuality?
Okay, so you're not gay. You're just sexually aroused by the thought of a muscular convict fucking you in the ass while calling you a bitch.
I got busted on violating parole for posting a loli thread.
Psyco-Pass readings when?
How dare you FUCKIG call us Chuunis! I'll have you know that we're in here for plotting to destroy the entire planet and put in here to deal with you prisoners to get our powers back, so you'd better back the fuck up!
What gangs would be in Sup Forums prison? I can think of
tfw no qt trap slut for a cell mate
How am I supposed to survive if I can't pound his ass every day in the shower until he is laying on the ground soaking in cum?
They sealed my power using this eyepatch! If only I had some way taking it off.
Then why are you whereing an eyepatch, arm bandages and like 3 crosses?
Anybody else in C block see this guy walking around every once in a while? It might just be me but he kind of looks like a robot
There's somebody in the cell next to me that is constantly talking about his "boypussy" and it is making me very uncomfortable.
Shank me now
Check the archive for post # 141843466 It was pretty fun.
He is kinda cold....but calling him a robot because of that...it's taking it a bit too far.
Masters of the pen, the pencil and photoshop!
read as /cancer/
Where my fags at?
Is this the english version of kanji?
Mechazawa is a good buddy of mine. How dare you compare him to a robot.
we belong in here.
Did you heara member of /jojo/ shanked a member of /fate/ I could hear the muda's echoing through the hall.
My fucking dick, anon! Take responsibility.
There is no lewd allowed in prison!
I'd beat the shit out of the /fate/ gang
Bunch of pussies they'd be
M&M 3 for 16 years
Sounds like almost every Russian I know
Tell that to the wardens.
Please no bully
/imouto/ and /onee-chan/
Last time I fucked with them they threw shit at me screaming shit about "the bone of my sword"
Fight me, anon.
I missed out on all this fun. Darn
I said no lewd!
wanting to get boned by their swords
That sounds pretty gay anon.
yo Sup Forums what we gon do about that newcomer
I PUT MY FAITH ON YOU ANON
YOU WILL BE THE ONE THAT BREAKS THE LEGEND OF CASS/A/NDRA
How do we escape from this hellhole?
Force his dick up our boypussies.
Welcome to the can
Fine, I'll cuddle with you. No lewd!
Raping your waifu.
At full force, in her pussy, mouth and asshole.
Don't worry, though. I'm getting out next year.
That's a dangerous gang to join anon.
I wonder when there will be the first transgender (FtM) criminal, and they beg to be put in the male prison
I'll turn you into a slut
Seeding torrents from Nyaa
I've joined the Bara gang. It wasn't what I expected.
Some newfag is trying to wake the boss of this prison without calling him by his proper title.
How do we deal with him?
Just make a similar thread at around the same time. I'll be sure to hop in.
I'll pin you to the shower wall with my muscular arms and punish you for dropping that soap
I keep seeing this faggot hanging around, what's his name?
If dubs, you al have shit taste and i get out.
Why the hell would you seed public torrents?
All the guys on Level 5 keep disappearing. I wonder what kind of monster must be down there.
Is this the ERP thread?
every night, after the lights go out, you can hear a plethora of people fapping
It seems that we can escape now... But I like it more here than real life. Free food, all the anime I want, no need for a job, just have to endure a couple buttfucks a day by a qt trap anon
Cocks cocks cocks...
Show me your prison tatts
Oh, you haven't heard?
Level 5 is /cgl/
I can't help it, I was super horny and thinking about cute feminine dicks bouncing up and down as a pink boipussy gets pounded by me.
I fapped and don't even regret it
You want luffy to jack you off? Come to me.
Ready for round 2?
thinking your qt trap bad will have stds
You don't deserve him
reported for nsfw
Anon, I don't want to get him butt-pregnant.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Reported for nipple. Your sentence just got doubled.
I dunno, you're gonna have to get me going again.
Telling the warden on you.
Reporting reporting reports
Snitches get stitches anon.
I can't believe I used to live near this guy...
Here's my full rapsheet.
Anyone of you Anons brave enough to journey down to /h/ on level 7 with me? I don't want to get caught in level 5 on the way there.
you know what we do to snitches around here?
Glad we finally caught you. You were on the top of the Most Wanted List for god knows how long.
anon is mad because he can't roleplay
This is fucking nothing, you should have seen yesterday's thread
Hand holding in public
PUT THIS MAN ON DEATH ROW
Any of you heard that guy in solitary screaming about crack again? Why don't they put him in a mental asylum?
BURN THIS MAN
Mental asylums are all filled with /u/fags.
mate you better watch you don't get a shank between the ribs
Hey guys, is it just me or is the priest here a real oddball? I hear him talking to himself about rock music all the time when he thinks nobody's around, and every time I go to the service I swear he's trying to come on to me.
Does he have a mullet?
I-I swear man, I'm innocent. this loli just come to me and said "hey, buddy want some rock music?".I mean, I like rock music so of course I said yes. the next thing I new I was in this room full of lolis molesting me.
suddenly the door open and the police came in and raid the place, I thought I was saved and then the police said "freeze, you're under arrest for kidnapping and sexual abuse". I was the one being kidnapped here but they won't listen.
help me man, I'm innocent. it's the loli gang, they're real I said, REAL.
You can't contain Viper.
Haha, you're funny! Wanna come to my cell and listen to Pink Floyd?
You sound cute anon.
/crack/ and /anti-crack/
I heard they both just have one guy in the gang though who speaks to himself.
Secondmoot is the warden.
a-are you a loli? cause if you are s-stay away from me
What? No, I'm not a loli. I'm just really short for my age. Come on, it'll be fun! You know, "just nod if you can hear me", haha! We can get "Comfortably Numb" together, you know, if you're down for it.
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT Sup Forums I WILL FINALLY BE FREE
we all know you have that "Young Lust", don't hide it, anon!
I drew a loli stickfigure while traveling in canada.
What are you in here for kid?
Don't believe this mans LIES. Diaz is paying NEETS to SHAVE THEIR HEADS and turn themselves in AS DIAZ. The neets gets free housing and Diaz can continue to further his goals towards DESTROYING ALL ANIME. Diaz is still AT LARGE.
she said her middle school uniform was just cosplay...
"Aww geez, why did Moot leave? This place was good back when he was here!"
I made a thread asking for recommendations, when it got deleted and I got a warning, I made another one. Also for posting illegal memes.
I mixed up glass with plastic on collection day. Neighbours saw me and it took 5 mins for the pigs to show up before I could explain.
Based on what I'm reading it's just a collection of homosexuals.
That's regular Sup Forums, it's totally different from Sup Forums prison
You deserve it buddy.
Is it time to reset yet?
I dropped my soap anon. Can you please give it to me back?
Check this, I'm outta here boys.
Nice try faggot
salty Tokyo Ghoul crossposter
What's this? Confession bear?
Everyone turns gay into prison. It's not gay when it's in prison is a common saying for a reason
something something refugees
They found the anime bucket
unironically liking sao got me 5 years
Hey anon...what ya here in prison for?
I thought lolis was for more that hugs...
ANON I SWEAR I DIDNT DO IT, A MAN IN RED JUST FLOATED OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THEN SUDDENLY EVERYONE AROUND ME WERE FUCKING DEAD
Importing underage plastic
You....k-k-kissed them?! YOU SICK FUCK
I snapped after cuck dake cuck cuk cuck cucked cuck cuck
Damn, I could use a 5 right know.
Everyone starts singing PRIZOON PRIZOON
NO!*punches you in the jaw*
I touched a fellow /a/non in an inappropriate way.
hear someone shouting "STONE FREE!" and then proceeding with "ORA ORA ORA" in the distance across the prison.
Whoever wants their weekly idolshit will have to toss my salad
Well then you came to the right place, or were taken to rather
Keit-Ai fags are sent to the maximum security wing
Almost page 10. We're running out of time. We gotta get out of here fast or we'll be trapped forever!
7 and I'm out.
These dubs will save us!
QUICKLY MINA! I FOUND A WAY OUT!