Why are moms so lewd?

Why are moms so lewd?

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They have already experienced the pleasures of the dick

First post best post.

Daily reminder: your mother can smell when you jerk off.

I want to be an Sup Forumsnon's cute mom!

My mom walked in while I was masturbating and she walked out as a stuttering mess

Why are huge girls acting like scared schoolgirls so hot?

Both methods aren't showing anything, even IQDB. Time to drop the sauce OP.

>Daily reminder: your mother can smell when you jerk off.
This is why you isolate yourselves, anons, right after you jerk off. The smell will fade after some time, bu don't just strut around the house after you finish.

Everyone in my house is well aware that I masturbate all day and they still refuse to knock for some reason.

I masturbate 3 times a day, it's my permanent smell

They want the d

And I fucking quoted the wrong post because I was too focused on jerkin it

>implying I care

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have fun

Get back in your chair Freud.

fucking cropped pictures impossible to track via image search.

> only about 25% of women are dom

> about 50% of men are sub

Being a sub guy is suffering. I just want to be tenderly loved and be the little spoon.

> at work

> on phone

Fuck you I can't have fun

How do you know she's a mum? It wasn't even mentioned.

>about 50% of men are sub
Bullshit.

a work by redrop, iirc

Just one of many polls. Women are naturally submissive.

women get hornier the older they become

Best mom

My mom walked in after I finished and said it smelled like kebab.

I only jerk off when I am taking a bath. Afterwards, I clean myself and wipe away all the impurities.

same

Man, non-vanilla sex would be so much easier if we could just have all men be dominant and all women submissive (or vice-versa)

Of course, "easier' doesn't imply "better"

> non vanilla

What if I want vanilla but with a dominant girl?

Not into bondage or bdsm honestly. Just wanted to prove my point that litterally no women are dominant.

Post names, please. There're filthy phone posters here.

This is your granny for today.

Dear god.
Now I'm wondering why she didn't say anything when I was a teenager and masturbated 24/7

I feel you, user.
I just want a loving nee-san to gently rape me.

>Bishounen Sup Forumsnons are for tender loving

>there are no onee sans to tenderly love them

Suicide pact anyone ?

I don't think its exculsive to mothers.
Or do you want us to belive mothers have some kind of abitly to smell it when their sons are jerking off somewhere?

Yes they can.
Even if you live hundreds of miles away.

Is it considered NTR if the husband has sex with my milfu?

kill yourselves you fucking perverts
if you masturbate more than once a week, then you deserve to go to hell
a single drop of spilled seed is worse than 50 drops of blood

That logic mostly stems from the fact that many medieval theologians, including Thomas Aquinas, believed that sperm was full of tiny babies that were planted in the womb of a woman. They were wrong of course, but given the tech level of the time they naturally could not know this.

Given that we know what we know now, we shoud treat abortion the same way they treated masturbation.

thing is sometimes i feel like doing worse things than masturbating,but i masturbate so i don't do anything worse like sex outside marriage for example or uh feel like messin around with my sisters etc

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I masturbate almost every day. Sometimes twice per day

disgusting
enjoy your prostate cancer and overstimulated genitals

enjoy impotency

inshallah

If you want this to stop, you can wear a cute skirt for us and let us gangbang you.
No spilled seed if you do your job right.

I masturbate at least once per day and have no problems fucking my gf

sauce on this anyone?
saucenao, revers image search and tineye coming up with nothing

Sup Forumsnon no. Don't put your dick in the retard. And it's probably gay unless the retard is a girl/trap.

How did you manage to venture into Sup Forums?

I'm a 5foot3 girl with A-cups

It's not gay unless you don't say "No homo" afterwards

>if you masturbate more than once a week, then you deserve to go to hell

can't remeber the name but it's about a short dude who gets drunk and confesses a tall busty shy girl. the next day they bone

Mom butt.

They need children for their husbands to raise.

>>not having baby wipes/incense to hand

madman

Dont speak to me or my sons son ever again

Wouldn't that still be gay because you're gangbanging someone in a skirt?

Dekoboko Lovers

best mom

oh shit
but she never said anything or implied anything

Best mom

THAT'S NOT A MOM

THAT'S NOT A MOM AT ALL

Jokes on you, my mother has no sense of smell

My nigga, that's really the most convenient way to do it

i do it just before
I'd fjust feel all dirty and sweaty all day afterwards otherwise

>literally every article on the internet says the opposite happens if you cum a lot

...

>several hours later
>still no source

...

I'm happy with my serial killer status

Let the bodies hit the floor

Let the bodies hit the floor

LET THE BODIES HIT THE

I think he means

>Why are moms so lewd?

Someone has to teach the kids how to fuck. When you want something done right, do it yourself.

Also a great opportunity to create lasting memories for the family photo album with everyone in one place.

>overstimulated genitals

Believe me, Ahmed. It gets less sensitive by the days. The only way to be truly religious is to skeet.

>inshallah
Fuck off shitskin. Anime depicts humans, it is haram and you should not be here.

You have to do it beforehand. Leviticus 15:16-18 says to wash yourself afterward to absolve the sin.

So I jack it before showering, and never on Sundays. I figure that's good enough.

It's still already posted in one of the reply chains.

>男母さん
I like it.

Would you go out with this lady?

Found it
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What is she then?

what if a mom NTRs her own son because he had a schoolmate who had a crush on him?

I love how she goes from bitch to sweet ara ara~ in one page

Would you marry your mom Sup Forums?

Moms can beat the cock

Well you see as someone who has congenital anosmia this never occurred to me.

Because moms are girls

>Tatsunami Youtoku

God-tier taste.

i masturbate on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays, my birthday, your birthday, your mama's birthday, jesus's birthday. I only don't masturbate when the sun rises in the West and sets in the East.

Is Twin Milf the best doujin series on the planet?

...

gyaru mom

Would you call an old lady your girlfriend?

Is it strange that I find no attraction aside from platonic family relations with my mother but want to fuck the shit out of some milf that will whisper sweet Ara Aras in my ear as I attempt to please her in ways her husband can't?

A femdom lady.

I don't want to masturbate anymore

The sequel where she isn't a gyaru is better.

I'm the same way, user.

It's pretty high up there, but I prefer Akiko-san to Issho myself.

>posting porn after user said that mothers can smell when their son has fapped

fuck you, I'm not falling for that