Atheism in a nutshell

>I'm a monkey and God's a spaghetti monster!
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>Literally nothing wrong with being a cocksucking faggot
Atheists everyone

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Generalization thread.

Sage.

>you can only be opposed to drugs and faggotry if told to by an ancient book written by kikes
????

(x group)
>They're gay
>They're stupid
>Lol they are so dumb don't you agree

pic related

>t. cocksucking gaytheists

Christianity in a nutshell

->I don't know so the king of the jews must have made it.

Prove God exists.

>nothing wrong with eating yeast infections and grovelling before the almighty alabaster pedestal of fall of man serpent pussy!
I smoke weed. Holy oil had hemp in it. Im not an atheist. Leave your house. Get hit by a bus. Either one

Factual reminder.

Eternal reminder.

>ommmfff there'th mmothingf mwrong miff afeismmf

jews in a nutshell
>I deny the messiah

Fags outbreed clam diggers by a 7:1 margin
>inb4 they cant
Well they can. Cuz theyre doing that. Surrogacies. And even more methods on the way. Surrogacies are Biblical

More kids the more conservative you are? This is excellent news.

Nope. And no it isnt

Remember, this is intelligently designed.

Lmao... If you change the collumns to "niggers"...

you'd find more niggers are religious as well.

Honestly religion itself is bullshit. You prove the libshits right when they say "Trumps voters are just uneducated hillbillies".

Gun-owning, Trump-voting, tax-paying, homeowner and afghanistan veteran who doesn't say anything against christianity and hates muslims here. ama

Kike

Well ofcourse they do, they fed that shit to you and you fell for it..
What you expect them to fall for their own bullshit?

"Oh yes goyim, turn the other cheek, donate all your shit to (((Charity))))."

They can't believe their luck that 2000 years later your stilling falling for it.

Divide and conquer thread.
Sage.

rude

Elaborate.

And this is how religious people view their own religion.

How much dick do you suck on a weekly basis and what's the biggest bong rip you've ever done?

>s-s-stop goy. d-deny the messiah
lul the resentment from israel is real

There is a strong link between these things:

Niggers - Religion - Conservatism - Lots of children - Low IQ.


There is a Strong link between these things as well:

Technology - Whites - Atheistic/Culturally Pagan - High IQ

meant to say heterosexual who has literally never smoked marijuana in my life, so no answer to both of those

Asstheism nutshell:
1. The universe is random
2. Our evolution was an accident
3. Therefore everything is meaningless

Atheists have no life and devoid of purpose. A cult of pre-dead people really.

Fair enough.

Religious people are Literally stupider.

All the graphs that are used to justify negro low IQ... can be applied to the religious.

What does that tell you lmao.

What's your favorite subreddit?

Life is also meaningless when compared to the eternity that awaits you in the afterlife too though, no?

never been on reddit either

yet the dumbest people on the planet are atheists
interesting

If that's what it is, then that's what it is.

It's nigger tier to make up some story about an apple and snake, and king Jew that wants reparations for 2000 because you killed him.

I'm pretty advanced in Christianity, I just don't support dumb opinions. There are good atheists, but on the internet every group can look bad if you look in particular places.

Anyone ITT have a dick they'd be willing to let me suck?

You missed the point where they HAVE to tell everyone they are athiest and therefore smarter.
>my brother in law of 4 years tells me every time i see him and he comes over like every other weekend

So you're saying that white people are the dumbest people on the planet?

Pick 1.

Athiesm.

Or being a literal nigger.

That's what it comes down to.
You should probably pick nigger, maybe ((Jesus)) will reward you in heaven with IQ points.

>culturally pagan
M'lady

Couldnt imagine a sadder way to spend a gifted life.
Lucky enough to have that one in a gorrilian chance to be born in a decent country and still self loathing and unhappy

watched a bbc doc where they literally said its possible that chimps banging rocks against trees was the start of religion, lmao

dude, weed

Culturally as in, we tell our kids pagan myths, like the greeks told fables.

No intelligent person in 2017 actually beleives in any of that shit literally, let alone is bothered to 'worship' a fairy tale.

It'd be like worshipping jack and the beanstalk or something.

Big words, from a guy that literally believes his god speaks to him from a "Burning bush".

I can't imagine being someone who can't speculate on any spiritual topics.

That's physically possible to achieve with enough lighter fluid and a 700 degrees heated tip of a sword

Bump fag

That's just sad

I can speculate on the start of all things.

I can't conclude from my speculations that it was an ancient jewish zombie. That makes no sense.

Nor can I conclude it was an 8 legged elephant, a pedophile, or a yahoo.

Religions are retarded.

This is like saying that there's merit to african people rubing rocks together to cause lightning to strike people..

and when being told "It's not true"..

being liike "hahahahahah seee! I knew you couldn't speculate!"

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you laugh but this is literally you.

lmfao you're an idiot.

If that was lighter fluid, then it wasn't god or faith. It was science.

ie; checkmate again.

Fucking logomdoesn't even work.

whats this from?

Noah apparently.

>Dude
>*smokes joint*
>like
>*sucks dick*
>all religions
>*gets pozzed up*
>are the same
>*tips fedora*

Animals can learn superstitions if they're randomly rewarded one time while they're doing something. Think it was done with pigeons as an experiment/demonstration.
Once you add in language to the mix you get weirdos making up stories about why shit happens, like Zeus throwing lightning bolts.

How does it feel to be a literal nigger?

Oh look another dnc thread

what you say when you spineless pussy with no arguement

>Atheistic/Culturally Pagan - High IQ

The statistics are right there;

Yer a nigger arry.

well it's fucking true

People that won't exist in a generation are not very intelligent.

hey CNN totallynotmadeupbullshit.com is not a legitimate source lol

the skinny, fit women inside that monster was intelligently designed
this thing is a result of giving free will to those who don't deserve it

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Why do you faggots never learn?

Reminder: If you are not Christian you are literally retarded.

Proverbs 1:7
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

Damn son. You have slightly increased my will to live. Thank you.