User-kun....what's that in your hand?

user-kun....what's that in your hand?.....

My mouse.

My bread roll.

It's that

Ofc that is my mouse

My thumb. Does it look swollen?

Your hand, cutie!

THATS NO THUMB!

Who is this girl from anyway? I have no idea who she is. Am newfag

Your feminine penis

It's THIS so I can do THAT

...

ofcourse

My fate

My cock

You're dicks!

My nipple.

YOUR COCK!

I hope your not dude then

Laptop computer
It's supposed to be for important things but I mostly use it to goof off on the net

A mouse.

No, not a computer mouse.

Why not?

cute. what color?

Tea

Mind if I suck your thumb?

Coffee?

Jesus Christ why the fuck

Judging by the size I'd assume he got stung by a hornet.

It was his dick

Then he should have been more careful while masturbating. Getting stung by one's own dick happens only to amateurs.

My mouse.

Something that i'm too scared to every use

Is it a gun to kill yourself?
Don't be afraid, it'll only take a second.

Tiny white thumbs.

Lurk 2 years before posting

Cause I got faggotphobia