Why didn't Hanekawa win the Arararagi bowl?

Why didn't Hanekawa win the Arararagi bowl?

She was the first girl.

Because Nisio loves destroying tropes. Shinobu is Araragi's soulmate anyway, being his girlfriend ultimately brings only suffering

First girl means the girl the MC meets at first episode, which was Crab for Bakemonogatari, knowing the girl before that actually makes her less likely to win.

At least she isn't a childhood friend like Sodachi and Nadeko, those were the ones that ended the furthest away from the bowl.

Because she hesitated, and Senjougahara asked first. There's a lesson in there somewhere for the rest of us.

What would marriage with Hanekawa be like?

No she wasn't. The first girl was the one RRRG caught falling.

In Kizu, she almost had consensual sex with Araragi, so that's that.

Also, crab is the worst girl.

Proper.

No one can beat Bat, that's why.

Because her perfectness creeps Araragi out and he only felt luts for her.

Araragi has shit taste like most harem anime MCs.

Hole shit, I shut realized, crab already is fucking fagaragi in daily basis but Tsubasa is saving her self for ararararararra until the day they get married.

HOW CAN A BEST GIRL BE SO BEST?

Why didn't Kanbaru win the Arararagi bowl?

She was the best girl.

She was way too late into the game for that. Plus she's into making the Valhalla combo great again.

Nisio kind of flubbed up on that part, since Hanekawa took actions to try to bring her and Araragi closer as friend, and Gahara (and the rest of their class) assumed they were dating. Gahara even admitted she didn't care and would have tried to steal him away from her when they spoke candidly in White's epilogue.

About the only mistake she made was not asking him to go out with her immediately upon becoming friends, which is altogether strange to do before you know someone. Technically, establishing a relationship before pursuing romance is the smarter move.

Even the not asking for help thing was answered for us in White. She shut off her heart after past friends shunned her for sharing about her home life. She readily told people and even invited friends over, which was when they shunned her.

Seems more like Nisio gets off on having certain girls suffer forever. Didn't Urobuchi say he was known as the "Bishoujo Breaker"?

He also has a thing for undramatic haircuts, it seems. Everyone's cut it by now, and the only one to do it on screen was with a set of house keys.

>undramatic haircuts
>katanagatari
>medaka box

The only reason we didn't see Hanekawa's was because she got it cut by Araragi in Tsubasa Song, which wasn't animated. That was pretty dramatic if you got the subtlety of the conversation.

Hell, Hanekawa basically being confirmed as part oddity with the stripes is pretty dramatic in itself. Can't wait for the she-hulk vampire Hanekawa in Tsubasa Sleeping.

Senjougahara was the first to actually make a move on him.
It's Hanekawa's own fault for staying in the friend zone forever.

Technically, it's Araragi's fault as well. He all but admits it in the commentaries for the last ep of Tsubasa Cat that he was being a betamax about Hanekawa, when every other guy would have jumped on board.

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Araragi could have both if he really wanted. If he's fine with being killed by Hitagi shortly after.

Shortstack

>Hitagi killing anyone
>Hanekawa accepting anything other than being the only one

>wanting Crab over this

I want to cum inside Tsubasa until I die of starvation.

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You're seeing this from them perspective of the anime which started with bake, but the novels started with Kizu, to what I remember, where only Araragi, Hanekawa and Oshino were presents, so she is first girl in that way.

Wait, what about Monkey in Hanamonogatari?

she was raped by her father.

Isn't Kizu first only in chronological order?

Anyway, Bake opens with a pantyshot of Tsubasa not whit Senjougahara falling, I don't know what the first chapter of the LN is but in the anime Cat is first and A BEST. Fuck you, Nisio.

Oh and Snake's bangs.

Actually he seem's to have a thing for hair symbolism, fucking hack

The novels start with Bake where Senjou is the first girl.
The Bake anime starts with a short Kizu trailer that starts off with the panty shot just like the Kizu novel.

We all know who the real first girl is. No reason in denying it. Oh she is also best girl.

She could have won, but redditgahara asked him out

She was too good for that faggot

Bake was the first novel. Kizu was the first localized novel.

It's a proven fact that Cat is best grill, she not winning is the greatest mistake ever made by a human being.

Yeah, [citation needed].

>undramatic haircuts

This haircut was pretty dramatic.