Haifuri

How is Kuro supposed to get her girl back from the greedy jerk trying to steal her?

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Trash has no rights to anything.

Reminder to download the ED.

Holy shit Aniplex quit shilling your shitty GuP clone.

Everyone has the right to be loved by their waifu.

You're waifu loves me more though ;^)

Everybody has the right to love, or not love, whoever they want, but nobody can demand to be loved by somebody else.

I felt really bad for her here.

>tfw shiro's bad luck is going to Kuro instead

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He probably had the same thought.

Which Haifuri would you take as your wife?

Rom & Ram

mi-chan

Was going another day without showering that hard?

I want to bend Akeno over the navigation table and fuck her hard.

Pretty weird name she has actually.

They haven't showered for three days already. Which is already bad.

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They should try going for a week.

I want clean nice smelling Haifuris please. Bathe regularly.

But now they smell super salty.

Minami after she uses science to turn me into a cute girl.

But how are you going to have a wife if you're a cute girl?

i want to lick the salt off their eyebrows

anyone else?

Only girls should have wives.

How are they supposed to make babies then?

>GuP clone
That's about as big a proof that you have watched neither show as if you had called GuP a "pedophiliac pantyshot whow"

>whow
meant to be "show", but it also works that way

Science.

You will never be a pirate and capture the Harekaze with your pirate buddies and divvy up the booty amongst your mates.

;_;

Which three would you take?

I betray my crew so that I can be captured and kept as a comfort man in the depths of the Harekaze.

A pair of orphanage is canon.

>Which three would you take?
Kayoko, Spats and my beautiful bbygrl Moeka

what did they use that doll for

>raid Harekaze
>capture captain of Musashi
?

>sharing loli booty with another man

Are you a faggot by chance?

Their backstory was unexpectedly dark. Maybe they actually will kill someone later on.

Mike will go back in time and kill her own parents

>Dead parents are super dark and unexpected!
Real!Nanoha had her parents brought back to life from Toraha and her backstory was still darker than this.

I would to capture the Musashi too, only for her

Useless whore. Misaki should stay on the Harekaze and nurture her harem.

Moka will die as the last trace of Mike's former life as she becomes a psycho hardass ship captain who breaks away from society to establish a new home where her family can be safe and free.

Mike should retire, have my children and be a housewife instead of playing silly games at sea.

>people responsible for the mind control rats take over Japan and Harekaze is the only ship left to stop them

Why is Mike such a fucking pimp?

All the girls know why she's called "Big Mike"

You mean "Daddy"

Shiro.

Were evil hamsters a mistake/

Not sharing your booty with you mates.

Are you a commie by chance?

It's not like they're your waifu.

One of them is my waifu though.

>sharing your booty with you mates

That's gay

Not killing Moka was the mistake.

You have to give enough loli to your crew to keep them from throwing you overboard.

Fuck that. I'm just going to join a little girl crew like the Harekaze. Do I still have to do that then?

Yes. You must make a proposition to divvy up the booty in such a way that at least 50% of them accept or else they will feed you to the BLAHAJs.

What's a BLAHAJ

Tama:Help me Daddy! Shiro bullied me!!

>streaming

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You will never have sex with a shy but curious and horny Mashiro. Ever.

ara, obake desu wa

That cat is too fat. He needs exercise.

Gay Swedish shark

>this triggers the trash

Marikouji-san.

What's her secret?

she uses cum as shampoo for her hair

My cum. Don't forget that important detail.

WASSUP FICKI FICKI

Who created the mind control rats?

Gaia

Much of Japan has sunk, so a bunch of people are eager to invade other countries and take their land. Unfortunately, their military isn't that great, so they've developed mind control hamsters to give them the edge.

Why would they release them into high school classes though? They should have released them into Blue Mermaid ships or something.

Akeno as she tells you she failed to meet last night's quota.

Which girl would you like to pimp out?

The hamsters are just prototypes. Once they've worked out the kinks and tested them on high school students they'll use them on the Blue Mermaids and start a coup.

Q-quota for what?

>want to sleep
>people keep barging in

Mashiro is so unlucky.

It's her fault for having the largest room so it has two beds and even a TV.

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Were her Mikes always that big?

I don't think so.

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>enlarging Haifuri breasts
Haram

What kind of underwear is that?

Where's BLAHAJ?

She lent it to Mi.

Looks like a typical soft cup bra.

This show is a compelling case for smell-o-vision.

>Days worth of rotten-sweet crusted clit cheese and caustic underboob sweat before
>Pleasantly astringent ocean salt afterwards

Just imagine.

I want to softly cup her bra.

Don't forget the stench of the toilets after 30 girls with limited toilet paper and flushing water have been using it all this time.

Who smells the worst?

Why would you want bad smelling Haifuris. I want my Haifuris to smell nice and clean.

How are you going to hijack Harekaze anyway? Approach them with Somalian fishing boat?

They're docile high school girls. You could probably just pretend you're a friendly ship, get close to them and then get on the ship.

The cat is the hero they don't deserve.

They should promote the cat to whatever it is Shiro's job is.

Rin.

Because it's lewd.

Those girls have had military training. They could probably beat the shit out of you.

Despite Kuro's personality I think she'd be the kind of girl to keep herself smelling good.

She even uses a bidet after she shits.