Shingeki no Kyojin

Bert edition.

I just want Bert to smile again.

No thanks. I've got the quick qt girl.
"Edition"? C'mon man.

Bert isn't anywhere near that edgy

He just has temporary outbursts

Well I suppose I do have quite few extra rooms here I don't use so you're free to choose from one of them. You can have either the payrise or days off but not both, unfortunately... And I'm sure that last part can be arranged at my next 'friendly sleepover'.

That's endgame Bert.

Isn't it obvious? Armin is the only one that has blue eyes and also blonde eyelashes and eyebrows. He had to wear a wig because Historia has long her. Jean used a wig too.

I'll take the pay rise. And it's a deal!
I will gladly re-enter dutiful service.
But for now, I must sleep. Good night Queen Hissy

I like wearing digs too.

Taking requests if anybody wants a sloppy sketch

IS THIS A GOD THREAD?

Indeed, this IS a god thread.

Jean and Hitch user.

Got any holy Berts user? My folder is lacking.

SPOILERS WHEN

Sadly there's not enough Holy out there, your folder will always be lacking.

It was nice getting spoilers earlier because of Golden Week, but now the wait is even longer.

Now

Bert is kill

Historia loses her virginity to Zackley

Armin talks about the ocean

2 weeks, maybe a little less

It even has a little cross

STOP ROLEPLAYING YOU STUPID FUCKING CANCEROUS NIGGERS

Unfortunately but, thank you for sharing.
>That tiny cross
Holy kek.

>Fighting against JSC is going to change Reiner.
>We will know about Armin's parents and grandparent.
>Armin's parents weren't so gentle with him.
>Mikasa tries to fight but her arm hurts.
>Eren will wait until Armin finds a way to distract CT.
>Erwin is still conscious.
>Bert will try to kill Armin.
>Mikasa is scared.

Why does it looks so good? Is it because they're the cutest shingekis?

Pretty much. You just have very sane taste user.

Yes and there was no other main character who could have stood in for Eren. Connie and Armin are too different. Jean was the best choice.

Indeed.

>holy BH exists
I can die happy now

I stole this from ricomod and I believe my use of it is sanctioned,

Do you people take Smartpass as canon? It's not by Isayama and they contain nothing important.
>inb4 Isayama approved
What else could they say? No one would buy it otherwise. That doesn't mean he checks the writing thoroughly, even guidebooks get shit wrong and he only corrected that when someone asked him directly.

The God and Goddess of Shingeki should be together.

I don't see the problem with it. The characterization is good, the stories are often good, ship pandering only exists for the pairings that have canon basis, Kodansha said it's canon, what could be the problem?

>Do you people take Smartpass as canon?
No one here that's sane. Even the spin-off that the author said herself she wrote everything alone.

Kind of, yes, but I almost never bring them up for discussions.

>The characterization is good
Subjective. Even so it's not Isayama's vision, and he doesn't care anymore if people change his characters. Basing characterization from other sources after that is not precise.

Actually it's better to get spoilers later so we get to discuss it through later on the month. The early spoilers made way for shitposting threads the whole of this month.

No they are not. Isayama only supervises if the writing is In Character.
I am sure Isayama told them the stories won't affect the future plot.

>I am sure Isayama told them the stories won't affect the future plot.
It actually would be interesting if Sasha's dream story comes true.

>Sasha's dream story
Do you have a link to it? I only read Annie's smartpass story which is pretty damn good

I don't consider anything other than the manga canon.

I don't, but it was her dreaming about becoming a titan and trying to eat her friends.

>anything other than manga canon
Me too but it makes it more believable when it is sort of implied in the manga I guess.

>becoming a titan and trying to eat her friends
>dream story comes true
user it would definitely be extremely interesting.

>I am sure Isayama told them the stories won't affect the future plot.
Maybe that's why Isayama didn't allow them to write about how Armin and Eren met each other and also how Mikasa met Armin. He is planning to draw it some day.

Doesn't the Carla dream story mention Eren and Mikasa being married?

>Isayama didn't allow them to write about how Armin and Eren met each other and also how Mikasa met Armin.
Interesting. You got sauce?

>and also how Mikasa met Armin.
Spoof did that

No, but I think it was implied, since they still lived together or something like that.

I got a question. Was Zeke doing the same thing Annie did? Tried to put on a tough face and pretended to like killing, while they didn't?

He looks genuinely upset here.

Wasn't he laughing about how he threw a perfect game later?

That spin off is the same shit as Mikasa's story in Lost Girls.

>pretended to like killing
I won't say that he likes killing but he cheered happily after finishing them off. Doesn't seem similar to Annie

He didn't say that but you can deduce that.

I doubt the actual meeting was anything more than Armin trying to be friendly and Mikasa ignoring him.

Everyone has daddy issues in snk.

Except for the bastard

That's the implication. Because his father never "enjoyed life", he feels the urge to pretend he's enjoying it, while pic related is how he actually feels.

At least it's better than Armin picturing underage kids having sex.

>genuinely upset
His face is the face I make when I kill a cockroach and hear it crack.

Zeke is fucking schizophrenic. I'm not even joking.

Like Reiner wasn't edgy enough.

>she looks delicate
Kop tek.

How is Reiner edgy?

>Reiner
>edgy

Reiner is probably the least edgy from all the titan shifters.

Nah. Not nearly as much. He might be forcing himself to make life a game and feel bad for the SL but he also views them with contempt and isn't as torn up about it as Annie.

She did too but got over it.

This. EMA are also edgier than him.

>split personalities
>not edgy

You'll have to explain to me how literally driving yourself insane from guilt is edgy.

>realistic depiction of child soldier mental issues
>HURR OW THE EDGE COLDSTEEL THE ARMORED HEDGEHEG

>driving yourself insane from guilt
>not edgy

Explain how having a split personality is edgy. Edgy would be if he embraced killing humans and laughed at Eren when he told him about his mom.

>THE ARMORED HEDGEHEG
KEK accurate tho.

Having sympathy about something is the exact opposite of edgy. Are you retarded?

It isn't. Do you even know what edgy means?

I'm talking about the actual bastard.

>implying there's a definition of edgy
Edgy means out of the ordinary, hip.

I don't consider them canon, but I like some of the stories. Like the one with Ymir and Annie talking in the rain. It's a nice character moment for both of them.

OW THE EDGE.
CRAWWWWLING IIN MY SKIIIIIIIIN

So Reiner is hip? Wasn't the word I'd pick, but okay.

That's not edgy user, that's an actual mental disorder.

Dude killing is bad lmao

Edgy means emo teenager trying to look cool and heartless too hard. Fucking lurk more.

I'm going to assume there's an insanely defensive Reinerfag samefagging and no one actually fell for this sloppy bait.

Reiner and Annie are by far much more interesting than Bort. If you think Bort is interesting this is your first manga or you like tumblr landwhale Bertshipping.

Reiner is pretty EDGy guys.

Reinerfags are retarded.

Water is wet. Bert is edgy and boring as fuck.

You're now aware Ryner was the first to get a firm grip on Hisu's bare ankle.

Edgy and annoying.

This. Bertfujos bragged about Bert being interesting for nothing. Jean, Rico, Marlo, Moblit are minor characters but still more interesting than the so called "complex complexity".

So edgy.

BRA did absolutely nothing wrong.

Reiner has touched many parts of the Hissy

>tfw I was starting to warm up to Reinerfags
Thanks for reminding me what a whiny bunch you are.

I don't think so.

Bortfujos: Our complex complexity is so complex because he sits complexly and owns a book! Ryner wants to fuck our Hotholdt because he made a joke we were too retarded to understand it was a joke! Go Bert! Leave Bert alone!

BRA are all wonderful.

>being this retarded
user, those aren't Reinerfags. It's Mikasafag trying to start drama again.