Join us, goyim

jews were never a missionary people but you still have the option to convert regardless, if you want to
from your redundant commentary here, you seem to believe jews have every single political and financial system in the first world rigged in our favor
then what is the next logical step? join us

you will have your own nation state
you will have free access to israeli medical care, and our lifespan is better than that of Canada
hell you can even find some rich jewess to marry, get "hired" by her father to do jack shit and get paid 200K a year for your "trouble" of squeezing her jugs every night

if you're american, chances are you don't have your foreskin anyway. so what have you to lose?

PS. whites and SE asians only, thanks

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If by "join us" you mean "gas us" then sure, buddy.

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enjoy your "asian gangs" mate

Go on then Moshe, hit me up with some massive khazar milkers and a well paying no show job

I don't live in London

well you're the ones that seem to believe jewish nepotism finds the jew, not the other way around
either way look up online conversion courses
reform judaism takes several to join and gets you an israeli citzenship for a start

I honestly want to become Jewish but will only commit if I can get residency with my millions of dollars in Israel.

Is it even possible for a Welsh descendant to get citizenship there?

several weeks, that is

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>gle political and financial system in the first world rigged in our favor
>then what is the next logical step? join us
Jewish nepotism is only for ethnic jews i know how you view non jews who convert

it doesn't matter where you're from
we'd take jews from samoa if there were any
you need one jewish grandparent however, or a jewish great grandmother along your maternal line
otherwise it's the conversion for you. rabbinical establishments only recognize long orthodox conversion for the purpose of marriage, but reform jewish conversion is enough to get a citizenship and takes less time

Anyway to keep my foreskin ?

I'd say we treat converts rather nicely
hell we even give money to a shegetz if he marries our daughter

absolutely none
that's literally the one non negotiable condition found in all jew sects and groups

I would rather be a stubborn goy and die in the direction of my family.

Cheers for the info...

How exactly do they test the validity of Jewish bloodline?

*sigh probably no deal
Throw me a big titted Jewess and I'll contemplate it.

don't get it most "jews" are atheist do I really need to chop my dick to prove I'm a slave to God ?

I'm in my 30s that shit will hurt

Why should I join you? I already have to blood of the one true master race flowing in my veins.

Just found out that I do have jewish blood in my family but its something of an old tale with parents and grandmother saying "thats where we get our big nose from" fucking lol

Fuck off, kike!
No one loves you and you need to kys.

no one? you sure?

i dont have the influence or money that Ivanka does also i dont think you'd be where you are currently if you let every tom dick and harry goyim convert, Is this some weird sales pitch to try bolster israel's population or something ?

Vladimir The Dick is also jewish.
That's why he loves you.
But revolution in Russia is coming - and you are gonna die.

times change
if you can benefit from it, do you care?

>SE asian

Get fucked you sleazy kike I'll live and die as a Goy

>if you can benefit from it, do you care?
said the devil to faust, seriously why are you trying to pitch judaism to us it seems to me like you guys have pretty nice set up that we could potentially fuck up why even take the time out of your day to entice us with this ? You know theres going to be atleast one or two autists on this site who might seriously take you up on the offer

you're insane
a fuckton of your country's people literally sell their house for the opportunity to work here as caretakes for the elderly
how the fuck can you miss a chance like that?

I think we could use fresh blood since all the jews already living in the US and Europe tend to be leftist cucks
thus they're a shit wager even if they some day do decide to come here. we need nationalists, and disillusioned ones that are tired of their own nation's defeatism and cuckoldry should consider dropping them in favor of ours

provided of course they don't have a dindu's IQ score or an arab's likelihood of blowing up

Because I love my country, my people, and my home.

Those who sell their souls to you do not know what is like to live, they give up a real chance at life in order to live in ignorant comfort under you kikes.

Daily reminder we have bounties for your kind... even for the liberal ones like Soros. You're all the same to us Mr. Merchant.

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Best part is you cannot do anything about it Schlomo.

We have already been culturally enriched several times throughout history.

But we will always be stubborn, we bow to no one even when we have been defeated several times. You can destroy our genes but our attitude will stay the same. ;)

deja vu

How many times did you make this thread OP?

Then find a way to drop the "cut your dick" pre-requisite.
If you want Alpsh-Nationalists, "cut yo dick!" is a non-deal for any alpha.

I like Israel's nationalistic enthnocentric fervour. I wouldn't feel welcome there however. I would imagine a convert wouldn't be as accepted in the community.

>arab's likelihood of blowing up
Which is why im confused that you would come to a site frequented by national socialists seriously theres a shitton of mainstream rightwing isreal is our greatest ally types all across the internet who would be more than happy to be cannon fodder for the IDF

>then what is the next logical step?

to kill every last one of you evil bastards. until my country is devoid of you kikes.

quality over quantity

Sup Forums might be filled with autistic virgins
but last time we ignored a the beta NEETs' potential one of them became fuhrer

user, lately, I have been seeing an increase in the number of threads that, on the surface, appear to be trying to improve the image of Jewish people on this website, show common political concerns and so on. Some have taken such an aggressive approach that their intent was probably the opposite, but I never discount autism outright.

What's your opinion on this?

The JDIF kikes switched to Israel flags.
You parasites are really in a room together coordinating bullshit aren't you?

no comment

I'm being serious. Do you believe the frequency and aggressiveness betrays the intent to spread anti-semitism? I can't see how those threads could be helpful, they're often the opposite of what I'd do in your position.

It really is funny to watch parasites start to think they are the host.

You fucks are economic tapeworms living in the intestines of the world.

is there any way to become a kike without being circumsized>?

Do you get a certificate or something?

"After inspection, I can confirm that X has a mutilated penis"

>Sup Forums might be filled with autistic virgins
>but last time we ignored a the beta NEETs' potential one of them became fuhrer
Hahahahahahah very clever by converting people you see as a threat and moving them to your country you're not only removing them from a list of potential enemies but having them work to further your society. Im curious is this a government side project or are you doing this alone ?

>I have been seeing an increase in the number of threads that, on the surface, appear to be trying to improve the image of Jewish people on this website, show common political concerns and so on.
that and hot IDF grills are the most basic tactics in (((their))) play book

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>jewish great grandmother
Would she have to be ethnically Jewish or religious, or both? My great great grandmother came from a Jewish family.

>tfw was considering it until this

On your maternal grandmothermother's side? Congrats, you're a fucking jew

Nope, mother - grandfather - great grandmother - great great grandmother

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keep dreaming russkie, you have a sadistic chief of the KGB as your president, revolutions are literally impossible.

Time to see the light Ginsburg.

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Then YOU'RE not a Jew
But your grandfather was. So to my knowledge you're entitled to an Israeli citizenship

Oy vey!
Anuda shoah!

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You can't just inflate the numbers you have to get rid of the Arabs. At least ban them from voting in the *Jewish state* before they outnumber you and vote Israel out of existence

Odd that you wouldn't answer that question. But it's alright, have my favorite violin performance.

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only if u promise I get mandatory Jewish gf

What if my greatgrandomther was jewish.She born my grandfather, then he born my mother?

And he sure looks like a Jew too.

>So to my knowledge you're entitled to an Israeli citizenship
Without having to mutilate my dick? Sure, if Norway is nuked I will go.

>you will have your own nation state
How? Are you planning to kick Bibi out and put me there instead?

Israel is unironically our greatest ally.

A tempting offer Shlomo, but I'd like to remain a christian.

Just hook me up with a rich jewess though ;)

Give star. The occult signs are troubling.

The gas is free, right?

>tfw had big titty jewess sucking my dick
>tfw she had a rich jewish father
>tfw drinking his expensive liquor after fucking her
>tfw good paying no effort job at jewish business
>tfw threw it all away to say fuck u to the synagogue of satan

feels good desu just accept jesus christ as your lord and savior senpai he came thru your people and still loves them even though they killed him

Are you still as virtuous as the greentext indicates?