jews were never a missionary people but you still have the option to convert regardless, if you want to from your redundant commentary here, you seem to believe jews have every single political and financial system in the first world rigged in our favor then what is the next logical step? join us
you will have your own nation state you will have free access to israeli medical care, and our lifespan is better than that of Canada hell you can even find some rich jewess to marry, get "hired" by her father to do jack shit and get paid 200K a year for your "trouble" of squeezing her jugs every night
if you're american, chances are you don't have your foreskin anyway. so what have you to lose?
If by "join us" you mean "gas us" then sure, buddy.
Blake Cook
8/10
Thomas Myers
enjoy your "asian gangs" mate
Connor Hill
Go on then Moshe, hit me up with some massive khazar milkers and a well paying no show job
Ian Hall
I don't live in London
Asher Walker
well you're the ones that seem to believe jewish nepotism finds the jew, not the other way around either way look up online conversion courses reform judaism takes several to join and gets you an israeli citzenship for a start
Asher Perry
I honestly want to become Jewish but will only commit if I can get residency with my millions of dollars in Israel.
Is it even possible for a Welsh descendant to get citizenship there?
Cooper Lopez
several weeks, that is
Jayden Thomas
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Carter Campbell
>gle political and financial system in the first world rigged in our favor >then what is the next logical step? join us Jewish nepotism is only for ethnic jews i know how you view non jews who convert
Cooper Sullivan
it doesn't matter where you're from we'd take jews from samoa if there were any you need one jewish grandparent however, or a jewish great grandmother along your maternal line otherwise it's the conversion for you. rabbinical establishments only recognize long orthodox conversion for the purpose of marriage, but reform jewish conversion is enough to get a citizenship and takes less time
Easton Murphy
Anyway to keep my foreskin ?
Landon Brown
I'd say we treat converts rather nicely hell we even give money to a shegetz if he marries our daughter
Josiah Morgan
absolutely none that's literally the one non negotiable condition found in all jew sects and groups
Jaxon Lewis
I would rather be a stubborn goy and die in the direction of my family.
Jayden James
Cheers for the info...
How exactly do they test the validity of Jewish bloodline?
Cooper Russell
*sigh probably no deal Throw me a big titted Jewess and I'll contemplate it.
don't get it most "jews" are atheist do I really need to chop my dick to prove I'm a slave to God ?
I'm in my 30s that shit will hurt
Jayden Wilson
Why should I join you? I already have to blood of the one true master race flowing in my veins.
Benjamin White
Just found out that I do have jewish blood in my family but its something of an old tale with parents and grandmother saying "thats where we get our big nose from" fucking lol
Julian Evans
Fuck off, kike! No one loves you and you need to kys.
Alexander Wright
no one? you sure?
John Moore
i dont have the influence or money that Ivanka does also i dont think you'd be where you are currently if you let every tom dick and harry goyim convert, Is this some weird sales pitch to try bolster israel's population or something ?
Leo Wood
Vladimir The Dick is also jewish. That's why he loves you. But revolution in Russia is coming - and you are gonna die.
Parker Miller
times change if you can benefit from it, do you care?
William Kelly
>SE asian
Get fucked you sleazy kike I'll live and die as a Goy
Levi Morris
>if you can benefit from it, do you care? said the devil to faust, seriously why are you trying to pitch judaism to us it seems to me like you guys have pretty nice set up that we could potentially fuck up why even take the time out of your day to entice us with this ? You know theres going to be atleast one or two autists on this site who might seriously take you up on the offer
Wyatt Foster
you're insane a fuckton of your country's people literally sell their house for the opportunity to work here as caretakes for the elderly how the fuck can you miss a chance like that?
Thomas Wood
I think we could use fresh blood since all the jews already living in the US and Europe tend to be leftist cucks thus they're a shit wager even if they some day do decide to come here. we need nationalists, and disillusioned ones that are tired of their own nation's defeatism and cuckoldry should consider dropping them in favor of ours
provided of course they don't have a dindu's IQ score or an arab's likelihood of blowing up
Jack Ortiz
Because I love my country, my people, and my home.
Those who sell their souls to you do not know what is like to live, they give up a real chance at life in order to live in ignorant comfort under you kikes.
Daily reminder we have bounties for your kind... even for the liberal ones like Soros. You're all the same to us Mr. Merchant.
Anthony Davis
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Xavier Parker
Best part is you cannot do anything about it Schlomo.
We have already been culturally enriched several times throughout history.
But we will always be stubborn, we bow to no one even when we have been defeated several times. You can destroy our genes but our attitude will stay the same. ;)
Ryder Long
deja vu
How many times did you make this thread OP?
Landon Long
Then find a way to drop the "cut your dick" pre-requisite. If you want Alpsh-Nationalists, "cut yo dick!" is a non-deal for any alpha.
Nathaniel Green
I like Israel's nationalistic enthnocentric fervour. I wouldn't feel welcome there however. I would imagine a convert wouldn't be as accepted in the community.
Ryan Scott
>arab's likelihood of blowing up Which is why im confused that you would come to a site frequented by national socialists seriously theres a shitton of mainstream rightwing isreal is our greatest ally types all across the internet who would be more than happy to be cannon fodder for the IDF
Asher Campbell
>then what is the next logical step?
to kill every last one of you evil bastards. until my country is devoid of you kikes.
Blake Walker
quality over quantity
Sup Forums might be filled with autistic virgins but last time we ignored a the beta NEETs' potential one of them became fuhrer
Mason Flores
user, lately, I have been seeing an increase in the number of threads that, on the surface, appear to be trying to improve the image of Jewish people on this website, show common political concerns and so on. Some have taken such an aggressive approach that their intent was probably the opposite, but I never discount autism outright.
What's your opinion on this?
Henry Carter
The JDIF kikes switched to Israel flags. You parasites are really in a room together coordinating bullshit aren't you?
Jack Sanders
no comment
Oliver Young
I'm being serious. Do you believe the frequency and aggressiveness betrays the intent to spread anti-semitism? I can't see how those threads could be helpful, they're often the opposite of what I'd do in your position.
Adam Foster
It really is funny to watch parasites start to think they are the host.
You fucks are economic tapeworms living in the intestines of the world.
Lucas Rodriguez
is there any way to become a kike without being circumsized>?
Jace Howard
Do you get a certificate or something?
"After inspection, I can confirm that X has a mutilated penis"
Xavier Powell
>Sup Forums might be filled with autistic virgins >but last time we ignored a the beta NEETs' potential one of them became fuhrer Hahahahahahah very clever by converting people you see as a threat and moving them to your country you're not only removing them from a list of potential enemies but having them work to further your society. Im curious is this a government side project or are you doing this alone ?
Thomas Nguyen
>I have been seeing an increase in the number of threads that, on the surface, appear to be trying to improve the image of Jewish people on this website, show common political concerns and so on. that and hot IDF grills are the most basic tactics in (((their))) play book
Ryder Lee
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Jaxon Parker
>jewish great grandmother Would she have to be ethnically Jewish or religious, or both? My great great grandmother came from a Jewish family.
Andrew Stewart
>tfw was considering it until this
Brody Davis
On your maternal grandmothermother's side? Congrats, you're a fucking jew
Juan Hall
Nope, mother - grandfather - great grandmother - great great grandmother
Dylan Edwards
(USER WAS GULAG'D FOR THIS POST)
keep dreaming russkie, you have a sadistic chief of the KGB as your president, revolutions are literally impossible.
You can't just inflate the numbers you have to get rid of the Arabs. At least ban them from voting in the *Jewish state* before they outnumber you and vote Israel out of existence
Dominic Johnson
Odd that you wouldn't answer that question. But it's alright, have my favorite violin performance.
What if my greatgrandomther was jewish.She born my grandfather, then he born my mother?
Henry Scott
And he sure looks like a Jew too.
>So to my knowledge you're entitled to an Israeli citizenship Without having to mutilate my dick? Sure, if Norway is nuked I will go.
Jackson Bennett
>you will have your own nation state How? Are you planning to kick Bibi out and put me there instead?
Angel Myers
Israel is unironically our greatest ally.
Ryan Walker
A tempting offer Shlomo, but I'd like to remain a christian.
Just hook me up with a rich jewess though ;)
Oliver Moore
Give star. The occult signs are troubling.
Nathan Ramirez
The gas is free, right?
Brayden Carter
>tfw had big titty jewess sucking my dick >tfw she had a rich jewish father >tfw drinking his expensive liquor after fucking her >tfw good paying no effort job at jewish business >tfw threw it all away to say fuck u to the synagogue of satan
feels good desu just accept jesus christ as your lord and savior senpai he came thru your people and still loves them even though they killed him
Carter Russell
Are you still as virtuous as the greentext indicates?