Jojo thread

Not long until Oldest Joseph, are you ready to see best Jojo back in action?

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Isn't he dead? I'm at part 4 currently, he is pretty old

He's still alive during Part 6 according to Araki and he'd be like 92 then

Yeah but he's irrelevant, he's very old, his stand is embarrassing.

When you out live your grandson. Feels bad.

And great-granddaughter

I bet Jolyne loves Shrek

Killing Jotaro and alternate universe was a mistake.

>Steel Ball Run
>JJL
>mistake
You could always kill yourself

Complete this using a single stand of your choice, anons.

Kind of feel bad to see my favorite character becomes a senile old coot.

Could've been done in normal universe, awful argument.

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enough of this you've been forcing this in every thread
jojolion maybe with different names and background characters but not sbr

Jotaro would break all the walls with Star Platinum until there were only two walls and one door left, then pass through the only door standing.

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>are you ready to see best Jojo back in action?
You bet, can't wait until Jotaro takes Josuke rat-hunting.

but if you force it every thread it'll become stale quickly and honestly it already is, do it here and there but not every fucking thread. holy shit man.

Yeah I'm waiting to see that shooting bullet without a gun scene.

Reminder that Ho Pants is a man

Hot Pants isa beautiful sexy woman

Literally the same as Narancia shitposters
You're a homo, man

Hamon users tend to live a good bit longer than usual. Joseph mentioned Lisa Lisa still being alive at the start of Part 3.

If not for DIO would Willie Zep and British Jonny boy Jojoestar be around by the time of Stone Ocean?

sorry meant Dio Brando

Jonathan would be like 142 in Part 6

How old was Tonpetti?

>First fight with Kira
>"That's a nice watch."
>Stardust Crusaders begins to play
>"It would be a shame if it broke. Your face, that is."
>DOODOO-DOODOODOO-DOODOO-DOODOO-DOODOO

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Post the other mosoacs

how does Jotaro become so based in Part 4? all the edgelord cringe from Part 3 gets rechanneled into hammy badassery and some of the best outfits

y por esas mierdas leo jojo en ingles.

atentamente un español de españa.

>edgelord

Makes me wonder just how old Tonpetty and Straits were.

no
because if not for Dio, Zeppeli wouldn't teach Jonathan Hamon.

>participated in every mosaic so far
>missed this one because of banned for NSFW
fug

Given how sad his life got since then, he probably would have been better off if Jotaro had let him stay dead after Dio drained him.

fuck i missed out on this one

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estoy leyendo jojolion en ingles

check em

>Dio to Jonathan : "It's futile! I hate the futility of the futile... Really futile..."
What did he mean by this?

MUDA! MUDADADADA!
[Dio Noises]

Your next line is: that's a really stupid meme. I know it!!

that's a really stupid meme. I know it...
EH!!

What

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Hey /jojo/
how unready are animeonlies for Part 6 ?

Made in heaven/10

Absolutely unready
>Annasui
>Westwood
>Heavy Weather
And other incredible tales

There are already posts on a certain hellish blue website whining about Heavy Weather and I'd imagine manime crowd will hate it too. It'll be a ride for sure.

Did he die a virgin?

No joke, it's going to be painful. Let's be honest with each other for a minute.

Part 1 was a show stealer for awhile, both as a meme and a legitimate show to watch.

Part 2 only bolstered this attitude and Joseph cultivated a legit following.

Part 3 is Part 3. Jotaro might not be Joseph, but Stardust Crusaders pulls people in.

Part 4 has been mostly quality, not QUALITY so far. It seems like it's going to turn out pretty well, and seems legitimately popular. It'll be a fun ride that will solidify a JoJo fanbase.

Part 5, I honestly believe this, will blow every other adaptation out of the water. David has been looking forward to it for years and will make it their baby. King Crimson will be the first mind melting plot element for animeonlys, but it will be memed to death for their definite enjoyment.

The final act of Part 6 is going to fucking destroy their minds. Frogs? lol. Snails? sure. Bohemian Rhapsody? ehhhhhh. But that final act when a milato lynch victim amnesiac fails to defeat his gay priest brother, only for gay priest brother to head to Cape Canaveral, rotate gravity 90 degrees, speed up time until fate itself becomes a malleable concept, and kills EVERY SINGLE MAIN CHARACTER INCLUDING JOTARO THE GOLDEN BOY? I honestly think they're widespread glutepain will kill any chance of SBR getting adapted. I mean, fuck. I didn't even get into the Green Baby and tree man and DIO's cock and whatever the fuck.

no because he got fucked by the end of part 4

Does necrophilia with just hands count?

No.

Part 5 would be far more popular than it is now if not for the retards who translated it.

Don't forget the wonders of Dragon's Dream and Yo-Yo Ma and Jumping Jack Flash and random scene with load of strange dudes including a honest to god wizard showing up for a panel only to never come back or be relevant in any other form

>Jumping Jack Flash
>his power wasn't farting
Missed opportunity.

Assuredly. Now imagine a flawless translation, full animation, David colors, top tier sound design, and Abbacchio being as funny as he's supposed to be. I can't wait.

I honestly hated reading Dragon's Dream and Yo-Yo Ma, but watching them sounds fucking hilarious.

>I honestly think they're widespread glutepain will kill any chance of SBR getting adapted
>David successfully funds a SBR anime by selling Dakimakuras of girls from Stone Ocean

linjk??

I'd buy all the Jolynes so no one else can have her.

>having an SO girl as you are whyfoo

>I honestly hated reading Dragon's Dream and Yo-Yo Ma, but watching them sounds fucking hilarious.
They'll actually benefit greatly from being animated, especially if they'll compress each into a single episode. They're both good and pretty unique ideas for filler fights, but both of them lasted a bit too long.

Araki wouldn't really be happy with that sort of merch, I'd imagine, considering the whole "anti-moe" idea behind the characters

fuck araki characters will be sexualized why not cash in?

I Want SBR OVAs, so hopefully they can get funding for it. Imagine all of SBR and JJL done in Hellsing Ultimate quality. It'll never happen but I can dream.

What are some good Jojocore movies to watch?

People always blow every little remark Araki makes out of proportion. I'm sure he'd just find it amusing.

Better than having runaway, Mariah or lips girl as your waifu

Yo-Yo Ma can fit a single episode, but Dragon's Dream won't. Yo-Yo Ma was 5 chapters with a little bit of it in a chapter beforehand, so they can end on it's reveal and then fit the rest of it into one episode easily. Dragon's Dream was 8 chapters which means it'll be 2 episodes. considering their current sweetspot for episode length is 4.5 chapters.

narancia is my waifu :^)

Just admit that you're gay user, it might be difficult now but you're saving yourself a lot of pain down the track.

DD could easily be squashed down, there isn't much to it. Realistically Yoyoma should take longer.

The fuck is this ?
Dinoalchemy?

lol this nigga

SBR OVAs would be the best thing to happen in my life so far

Can Gyro spin his balls?

No, but jhonny can.

Jonathan, Johnny... same thing more or less. Johnny remind me of me Jonathan, which I like better.

SAME MANGA
Me Zeppeli, you Zeppeli
Me Dio, you Dio
Me boat, you boat
Me death, you death
SAME, MANGA!

Not really, 8 chapters is a lot to compress even for a shitty fight. DIO's World was 18 chapters and they did 5 an episode. There is literally no way they'd ever do it. 1.5 is our best bet but I wouldn't count on it. Also you don't seem to remember how much shit happened. It's not very memorable but it had a lot to it.

This. Araki is pretty relaxed, as far as we know he approves of the r34 too.

>ff gets fucked up even though his stand betrays his powers
10 minutes
>fall down the stairs
1 minute
>electric chair fuckery
4 minutes
>reviving FF/finishing him
5 minutes

It's not like he can do anything about it if he wanted to. He's not pic related.

Still not gonna happen unfortunately. There's a fuckton of exposition too.

about what, fengshui? that can be cut down to like a sentence

Reminder

Yeah but I doubt they're gonna cut that. We just need to accept that we live in a world where DD in the anime will be more than 1 episode.

If there's anything I'm worried about, it's not getting an animated JJL. I couldn't give less of a shit about SBR, to be honest, I just want the 4×4 up on my TV.

Joshuu will never be relevant. He'll get one fight and then be forgotten.

Dude, DUDE.
What if...
Gold Experience Requiem Distortion Over Heaven Act 4

The Godfather

We'll get an offhand mention he got together with Karera who won't be relevant either, Kyo and Hato will join the crew and Daiya will get a scene or two in the vein of, say, Tamami in part IV.

Lamposaurus

it has the unique power of making Giorno more interesting than Bruno and Mista for once

Gachimuchi

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>4×4