In Communist Russia, the Juicero would not only have NOT failed, it'd still be being produced at a rate of 50,000 units per month to meet the quota dictated by the party. The shoddy half-assed versions of this useless product would be stockpiled in warehouses because nobody wants them, but they'd continue being produced because The Party Knows Best.
And that's why central planning will always fail. Suck my dick commies.
In Communist Russia it would not be created in the first place because there weren't any fruits. Glorious CCCP:1 Capitalist pigs: 0
Carter Powell
Jokes on you. It wouldn't even make it to production. Some designs (I personally know about cars and cameras) were in development for literally decades when Soviet Union collapsed.
If the Russians saw that the Juicero only made juice, They would just ask Babushka to crush fruits in their Kompot next time. You underestimate the strength of Babushka.
Besides, fresh fruits and vegetables didn't survive the Nazi Blockade last I checked.
Leo Phillips
In communist Russia you'd wait 10 years to get your own machine, even then it would be low quality
Luis Morris
I wouldn't say that commie machines were low quality. Mostly just butt ugly and really outdated but sturdy too. Some people in villages here have 50 years old fridges that are still operational.
Chase Thompson
The point was that everyone could get one while in the USA only the middle class and up can afford one.
Jayden Cooper
Lada was quite funny, it wouldn't break in some time even in coldest weather but they were made to last certain amount of time
Logan Scott
The juicero was a magnificent piece of hardware. It was well constructed and made of premium electronic parts. It was worth every penny, in terms of construction, fit and finish.
However, the job it did was so ridiculously stupid that it all went to waste. It's like building a premium $400 piece of hardware that turns your sink on. It can easily be replaced by just turning the water on yourself.
There's a video of a guy dissecting the juicero, and yeah, it's a marvel of engineering. It's a shame all it did was squeeze a bag.
Joshua Cox
Capitalist pig! Shitty juicers are purged! Only glorious hero juicers allowed!
Nolan Kelly
Things were made to last, not cheap plastic toys designed to break like in capitalism
Joshua Flores
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Xavier Sanders
b-but what about my juice subscription???? I NEED THEM TO GET MORE JUICE BAGS WHAT THE FUCK
Lucas Powell
>would be stockpiled in warehouses because nobody wants them You underestimate USSR. Central Comittee would order local cells to distribute this stuff among population, and they would use various means of "persuasion" to force people to buy it. This was so common that even USSR movies made fun of it, there's famous dialogue in Brilliant Hand: "- Go sell these lottery tickets to residents of house. - And if they refuse to buy them? - If they refuse, shut down gas pipes."
Liam Wood
That's a myth. Most of electronic stuff USSR made was very low quality. Like, when you was buying TV, it was a given that you would have to re-solder most of parts because it was assembed by drunkard who doesn't give any fucks about end result.
Charles Evans
>And if they refuse to buy them? - If they refuse, shut down gas pipes. in the middle of winter?
Nolan Rivera
funny that the country wasn't made to last
Gabriel Clark
It was summer in the movie, and gas was used for cooking stoves. Heating is done via central system pumping waste water from electric plants.
Ryan Price
This is honest to god the absolute dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life.
Posting refurbished cameras doesn't help get your point across. Does pic related camera still work??He comes
Lucas Campbell
In a communist it would not have been made because the planner would have polled people based for demand and noticed there was none. Then the person who came up with the idea would be gulaged.
Nicholas Richardson
If you knew anything you'd post a Zenit-E you absolute retard
Bentley Torres
There were no original ideas regarding cameras, tape recorders, radio, tv stations, cars in the USSR, most of the things were just reverse engineered if possible.
Michael Thompson
>Heating is done via central system pumping waste water from electric plants. Haha what the fuck, only in communism, that's disgusting.
Hunter Green
The machining and metallurgy was absolutely beautiful. Also completely unnecessary. Would have been fun to design and build
Adam Thompson
Also, that guy tearing is apart was AvE. The best e celeb on jewtube
This. There was thing that was called "order". Basically different goods bunched together could be only bought as package. Some deficit shit and useless POS no one bight.
Jacob Brown
JUICE IN BAGS
Ryder Ortiz
Keep your dick in a vice fella
Adrian Nelson
I'm just annoyed there wont be any in the UK for me to gut for parts.