College snowflake melts and goes on a hunger strike to get sexual Professor fired

>tfw this stupid bitch goes to my university

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college sex hysteria is so 2014

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>BWAWAAAAAWWW I WILL HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT

WTF is a "sexual Professor"? Did he shoot he down for a blow-job-grades deal, or just not call it xir?

Sexual professor? What did he do?

Does he have tenure? If so, the bitch is as good as dead.

>archive.is/yUpaM
>3 days
>even texting is hard
What a pussy, I've lived off nothing more than beer for weeks on end, and still managed to function

This type of behaviour should be encouraged. I wonder if we could meme this into a trend

He was born with a penis and probably wasn't ashamed of the fact.

That (((nose))) knows something I don't know.

why the hell would anyone ever starve themselves as a form of protest? No one is really dumb enough to play along with that are they?

Give that nigger a burger

Let's be absolutely clear.
There is only ONE
>sexual professor
and he was
>Old Nick
A chemical engineering professor known to you wankers as Old Nick from britbong porn land.

He aught at Manchester University until some absolute shit-cuck student lad snitched and grassed him up as he found out he was banging fit women on camera in a sort of crazy double-life.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491676/Porn-star-professor-Old-Nick-quit-university-post.html
>Sorry BASED nord bro for no archive
>tfw when none of you will ever be this BASED

She looks like a right dickhead.

I recognize that creature. I think from a porno for realsies

The professor is quite hot. My guess is that this femgloblin felt envy because the professor wanted to shag others and ignored her. Also the professor had already been investigated before and found not guilty. Of course the people who accused him were not actually the students he banged or went out with but some colleagues which means they were also probably jelly that he was banging all the hot students.

Actually:
>Dr. Florian Jaeger, a professor in the university’s brain and cognitive sciences department.

In other words he probably said something he "shouldn't" about brain differences


Also:
>He allegedly pressured female students to have sex, threw wild drug parties, and sexted pictures of his genitals, FOX Rochester reported.

If he really took pics of his junk the girls would have proof to get him fired, making fasting unnecessary

So starve.

>No one is really dumb enough to play along with that are they?
The last time some fat injun did a hunger strike here (on the front lawn of parliament in a teepee), after 2 weeks people noticed she wasn't losing weight. Some trolls watched her all night and found out she was slipping out to sleep at a 4 star hotel and getting MacDonald's delivery everyday. This retard is probably pulling the same shit.

it would be so funny to see an article about the girl in the op 6 months from now about how she's still on her hunger strike

That's the ugliest nose I've ever seen.

attempts to find a cure for sexlexia
invents new, even more degenerate moves/tricks such as the Decatur Roller Coaster and the Crusty Ivan
Studies the fundamentals of zero and low gravity sex
Post-doctoral research on how to talk a girl into a blumpkin

gross nose ring

>Get rid of unskilled labor
>Force all young people to waste 6+ years of their life getting a minimum of a Masters Degree if they want a livable wage
>Indoctrinate them into Liberals Ideals
>Successfully create a generation of docile workers with no useful skills, desire to preserve their nationality, or sense of tradition

shes on xvideo somewhere

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>If he really took pics of his junk the girls would have proof to get him fired, making fasting unnecessary
/thread

>Lindsay (((Wrobel)))
opinion discarded

>He allegedly pressured female students to have sex, threw wild drug parties, and sexted pictures of his genitals
So basically he attended a few standard college parties.

>basically he attended a few standard college parties
He might as well have just smashed a few people with bikes locks, you know, good innocent lefty fun

Yup. Some of the hunger strikers in Northern Ireland in the 80's lasted almost three months. She's a fucking amateur

Bro if your still ITT, organize a massive cookout at your uni.

I'd shag her

>hunger strikers in Northern Ireland in the 80's
If I remember right 10 or so of those guys actually died from it in the Kesh/Maze prison, now that is dedication for you. This dumb bitch won't even last until she get real hunger pain (if she's not cheating already), or until she stops getting twitter attention

the fucking entitlement of wahmen

order her some pizzas

Find out where she is and have a BBQ outside..

Why can't they just arrest her and throw her into mental institution? They do that to anyone showing suicidal behaviour so why are hunger strikes like this allowed where the person will die?

What would they do then, force feed the person to keep him/her alive? Sounds cruel

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I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS JEW SHITHOLE FUCK YES user

they sell shirts that say "Jew of R"

wow three days without food omg so brave

how is she not skin and bones yet

>force feed the person to keep him/her alive? Sounds cruel
Some of Brazils prisons would probably welcome it:)
>‘Cannibal’ prisoners boast of barbecuing HUMAN flesh in shocking video at ‘lawless’ Brazilian jail where drug gang riots led to beheadings and violent murders
thesun.co.uk/news/2691577/cannibal-prisoners-barbecuing-human-flesh-brazilian-jail/
>yeah I know The Sun, but it's still funny

what a minute
that man...

let me guess, this is another one of those "symbolic" hunger strikes where they take food breaks when the feel hungry

washingtontimes.com/news/2017/apr/27/yale-grad-students-begin-symbolic-hunger-strike-fo/

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She's probably chowing down when no one's looking. Women.

Go get the tastiest feast ever and sit with a few friends and eat away.
>leave a salad box and avacado toast 1ft away for bonus points

How the fuck do you even tell if someone has stayed hungry for fuck's sake? How is this supposed to impress anyone. "Waaah, i'm not going to eat". Go on a self-immolation strike and call me. Sage.

He's not very masculine, is he?

THAT'S A GUY?

Leonard Betts? Rob Richards? or pic related? x-files had so many get monsters

Sounds like there's a legit sexual harassment case here. Has she contacted the police?
>Nope

Then she's an idiot. What the fuck is with bitches just not forwarding this info to the cops and letting them sort it out?

What the fuck are we paying pigs with our tax dollars for?

kek, this.

doesn't this bitch realize making up sexual assaults is so yesterday, and today's fad is supporting the end of national borders and laws and shit

>hunger strike

>3 days

Meanwhile, record is 384. Now he was an absolute fatass and he was taking multivitamins and salt, but still, are you even trying. Most people can do a water fast for 7 days though it wont be pleasant.

Believe it or not, that is considered unprofessional behavior. Even at the dumbfuck "hurr durr, I teach at a university" level.

If they have evidence of any of this, they should've contacted the police. Something tells me, while this professor is a scumbag, these bitches dropped their panties for him.

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>hunger strike
Yeah she's really holding the world hostage here

she clearly doesn't know what true hunger can do to a person. extreme hunger changes a person and instincts take over and force you to eat, im gonna take a stab and say 99% are unable to overcome true hunger when food is easily available to them.

she will give up. guaranteed.

what's a sexual professor?

There is literally no way that anyone has ever sexually harassed that creature.

>why the hell would anyone ever starve themselves as a form of protest? No one is really dumb enough
Irish people

Rochester is a shit city and a shit part of Jew York. The only thing good about here is Garbage plates and close proximity to Buffalo to get good wings.

t. Rochester college student

I've fasted a week before, the feeling of hunger actually subsides after a few days and becomes quite tolerable.

find her address and send her pizzas

Unless she Bobby Sands she is an attention seeking whore.

How much weight do you suppose you'd lose fasting for a week

she looks like a kike

I've seen this guy before.

hopefully she will be too retarded and also include water on her fast

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>Irish people
It's in their DNA, why do you think Belfast is named 'bel' 'fast', literally 'beautiful starvation'

this, do it or OP is a fag

Those girls look fuckin trashed haha. Fuckin drunk sluts.

This is true. That's only because your body has entered Ketosis and has begun eating your bodies fat storages. After awhile you begin to feel really hungry though.

A pound of fat is around 3500 calories. Average active make needs 2000 per day

Will she starve herself until she has old granny golf-ball-in-a-sock tits?

No it means River Mouth With Sand

>memecenter

>He allegedly pressured female students to have sex, threw wild drug parties, and sexted pictures of his genitals, FOX Rochester reported.
I guess she wasn't being included or invited.

So you have no potatoes or humour

nah once her market value begins being affected she'll call off the strike.

Highly doubt it. She probably hasn't even gone a full 24 hours without eating. Hunger strikes really only work with prisons.

>sexual accusations against Dr. Florian Jaeger
Dr. Jaeger getting it done again

>dailycaller.com/2017/09/18/college-student-refuses-to-eat-until-professor-is-fired/


(((nosering))). the left truly is a walking meme.

even with social media the ball doesn't roll fast enough for a hunger strike to work

(OP)
Bake her a penis shaped cake

Depends on how fat you are and what your activity level is like. Its 3500 calories per lbs of fat, you burn more depending on how heavy and tall you are. If you want to work it out for yourself google a TDEE calculator and put in your stats, it'll tell you how many calories you burn a day - always go with the sedentary value.

Three days into hunger strike and shrill and die gives you this face

Why doesn't anyone just call their game? You know the cunt'll give up within a week.