What is your favorite Conspiracy Theory?
Conspiracy
Montana doesn't exist.
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams.
Off-duty firefighters go around starting fires.
The one with the Titanic and the creation of the fed.
Yes.
Checked. And a 69 in there to boot. You know sixty nine is the number for the twins. (As in towers)
> This thread already blessed
that osama bin laden is a real person
Spin this yarn for us user, I've never heard this
Mason families are gender swapped. The men are women, and the women are men.
that's called Hero Syndrome i believe
shut up europe
Don't you see why the Jews want to shut down coal mining operations? They are farming Jew carbon to make diamonds for the collective. The Jews want to use their own biowaste Instead of coal to join the continuum. It's all part of a group of clones created by papa john. I'll start from the beginning.
There are only two dimensions. To break through you have to become a crystalline entity. Jewels like diamonds are super compressed carbon, basically the same as human ash. The Jews were behind the holocaust to create ash to turn Jews into diamonds. Hitler recognized the Jews as the chosen people and designed the plan to make a giant Jew diamond for all the Jews to join in a mental collective transported into space by the "bell" space craft. The bell is what created the pressure via centrifugal force as it traveled through space time.
Also papa john is an alchemist and creates better atoms for his "better" ingredients. His company funded CERN to create his atoms.
Like I said we are living In a two dimensional world. How come we only see flat screens? Hitler knew this and created the bell as a centrifuges and l pressure pot to cook the Jew diamond while he traveled to the future in 1964 when the bell crashed in kecksburg. Only through meditation and starvation could the Jews transcend into the true third dimension via the crystal entity. They still continue the practice of fusing to the entity which is located at ceti. Papa john, one of the clones, funded ceti to create his ingredients but to also blast dead Jew ashes into the crystal. In return the crystal is used to power CERN mass replicator to make the ingredients.
solid state electronics were created based on alien technology reverse engineered from the saucer obtained on roswell
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Wait wut?
The real crash site it's not Rosswell.
Bill hicks is alex jones.
Project Blue Beam used as a mask to hide the day of the Rapture so scientists are able to explain it as a "alien abduction".
>conspiracy theory
>posts pic of US government tricking its population
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What it's happening in Ohio?
Titanic "accident" (1912) was pre-planned in order to get rid of the wealthy families that opposed the creation of the fed (1913), like the Guggenheim, Strauss and Astor families.
It was all based on a novel from 1898 called "Wreck of the Titan" where exactly the same events happened, except the ship was called Titan instead of Titanic.
The Titanic construction was funded by J.P. Morgan, who also was one of the key players in the creation of the fed.
The cherry on top of the cake is the fact that Morgan Robertson, author of Wreck of the Titan died of poisoning a year after the creation of the fed.
Never heard that one before, some believe that some peruvian guy is actually kurt cobain
Mars landing is a hoax, staged on devon islands
Runescape NYC
Denver airport..
That the threads of all these conspiracies can be traced back to one (((Source)))
Conspiracy theory sites are owned by the elites to make them look more powerful.
Morgan freeman is jimi hendrix
I like this one.
You just had to suck the juice out of life had you?
Related, I oike Alan Moore’s quote on em the most tbqhwy
Y-yeah, that's my favorite too.
Trump is a time traveler
this one is my favorite by far
what's going on there?
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Doctors give people cancer. Dentists fuck up people teeth.
Wtf is this? An xfiles episode?
>favorite Conspiracy Theory
19 muslims did 9-11 using boxcutters
Probably the hollow Earth theory.
I'm actually fairly certain that this whole flat earth reprisal is to make the hollow Earthers look stupid.
There's actually some fairly decent evidence behind the hollow Earth, but nobody wants to hear it, because you flat earthers fucked everything up.
Niggers are human
we have the same thing in germany, bielefeld
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You really don't want to know
Flat earth
Why the latter?
yes I do,
Flight 23 on 9/11
>Planes grounded
>Muslim passengers demand to take off
>Flee airport before security arrives
>Hand luggage had box cutters and Qurans
>Never mentioned in any official report
>Was covered by major news networks at the time and then never mentioned again
>Most people have never heard of it
Also this is some real good shit
Sentient soy is the real enemy.
Do they still have the weird paintings there?
THE TWO SCOOPS
since nobody's posted this yet
Yeah I kind of do.
Lizard people, that's what's going on
If you anything about psychedelics drugs this is some of the stupidest shit you will ever read.
Whoever wrote this has probably never taken DMT.
this whole thing was a hoax. No one hung the kid and her other baby was taken so some hospital that was on lockdown because of an active shooter drill the entire thing reeks of false flag gone wrong
The Despair Code
I'm assuming it's porn.
So in 2094 who is supposed to dig that up? Or am I missing something.
woops, this was the hoax
Pizzagate because new stuff comes with it everyday.
Totally an underground complex there for the world's elite class. I heard a rumor somewhere that Britain's royal family owns property in Denver, CO.
*deep breath*
The truth
Who knows..
Kushner is a grey alien
Except that ones true
Is that story the truth? Or is it simply ... a titanic hoax?
Wasn't he a reptoid?
The Miley Cyrus body double theory I can't get behind.
Diamonds are incredibly commonplace their purported value is complete kikery there's warehouses full of diamonds all over the world for industrial purposes
The pancreas hoax. Easily.
What gave it away that 9/11 was staged is when they said they found one of the sand niggers passport.
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Wealthy jews pay papa john, (who is a hitler clone which is why he keeps getting plastic surgery, same with Peyton Manning) to cremate them and blast them into the Jew Crystal entity using CERN. Once the collective gets large enough it will transcend into the 3rd dimension where Jews can control space time. Peyton manning is also one of these clones and owns a large part of Budweiser and Papa Johns stock. The only person who really knows the truth is Bill Belichick who is in fact Winston Churchill who chased Hitler into the future.
US gov mastered mind control in the 60's and every president has been a literal sock puppet since, used it to kill RFK.
That's an absurd impossible nightmare not a conspiracy.
That the Afghanistan war since 2001, has been supported covertly by the Gillette corporation.
>Think about it.
The water from cans of garbanzo beans can be used as a substitute for egg whites.
Aliens are demons.
>Bill Belichick who is in fact Winston Churchill
Which is why he will go to extreme lengths to defeat Peyton Manning and make him look bad.
Do you just think it's a coincidence that he is the coach of the PATRIOTS
No he's a grey they fucking HATE reptilian subearth scum
The greys and the Nordics are the same evil interdimensional entities in different costumes.
All of it?
Not true
The one about OP being a faggot
Sauce?
that all races are equal
It's just my current favorite conspiracy theory. It was cooked up by John DeSouza.
Lets assume this is the truth.
Help me with this logic then.
>Kurt Cobain was known to hate the fame.
>Has enough fuck you money to buy himself out of fame.
>Fakes suicide.
>Moves to Peru to lead a happy normal life.
>Goes on TV to sing his old songs and be famous???
with your bullshit
That racism is bad
>europ is jelly they didn't get to kill King Sandnigger
hahahahhAHHAhahHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHA
someone needs to do a non shit version of that memeposter, turning it into an infograph
Has to be the jewish one, for me. Centuries of persecution and prejudice, and now the most powerful people in the world are jews.
There has to be some truth in there.
Saved, thank you leaf.
I am going to ask /x/ everything about it.
They're making better thinner synthetic skinsuits but it makes the moment in their subdermal plates more obvious. What people confuse as *shape shifting* is just shifting folds around so they can breathe in the suits