Why does this retard keep picking fights with talking animals?

Why does this retard keep picking fights with talking animals?

Have you never pick a fight with a dog before user

Why hasn't this retard aged at all in the past decade?

Did you?

It was confirmed already that Ash is a pokemon that learned to talk like meowth you faggot.

Is that why he hasn't aged?
Are we simply waiting for him to evolve?

>picking a fight with a fucking lucario
Ash is pretty dense

Idk but it's great and they should keep doing it. I love the Idea of a trainer fighting a Pokemon themselves from time to time. There should be a character of a guy going around challenging pokemon to fights.

There's a difference between challenging a Ratata and Ash challenging an angry Lucario and an unstable Mewtwo

Well he became Mexican after a wile so there's that....

oh no doubt it's stupid. he should be going for Pokémon closer to his weight class

>love the Idea of a trainer fighting a Pokemon themselves from time to time.

Would that make you a Pokemon fighter?

Russel Crowe has a new career

He just really fucking hates furries.

maybe with a gun
and maybe he will afterwards put their heads over the fireplace

He can be pretty nice to pokemon as well.

>Pokémon
>Animal
Fuck off Blue

>never been in akron ohio

Faggot

If you count all the episodes as days, Ash should be 10 years and 10 to 11 months old.

It's been 920 episodes. Also, most episodes have more than one day's worth, as the sun sets/dawns.

I'm pretty sure someone has the number of sun sets/dawns in pokemon calculated somewhere.

guns are too easy. He will have modified tools as weapons like water cutters and tasers

I did.

The shih tzu won.

In retrospect I don't know why I stuck him in my shirt.

>rekt by a shi tzu

Dam son

Ash is actually really strong, people in thee Pokemon world are a lot stronger and tougher than normal people.

Bruno beat an Onyx in a fight bear handed, Koga could move faster than the eye could see, Sabrina was an actual psychic type for all intents and purposes.

I think people in the pokemon world can level up just like pokemon.

>bear handed

In all seriousness, it could be a case of human-Pokemon interbreeding. I could easily see Bruno having a Machoke in his family tree somewhere. And Sabrina could easily be a case of somebody not being able to keep it in their pants around their Gardevoir. Maybe Ash has some Lucario genes in him somewhere?

This sounds really stupid, to me it's simply as "in a world where pokemon are a reality, mankind should've some kind of advantage otherwise it would never got out of the caves".

>W-What are we gonna do on the ground senpai?

Nowhere did I say that. I honestly have no idea where you're even getting that from.

>Ash is actually really strong, people in thee Pokemon world are a lot stronger and tougher than normal people.
That's because humans and pokemon are the same thing. This is stated in the in-game lore.

Also, pay attention to the trainers. Some humans have super-strength. Some humans have psychic powers. Some humans can use aura. This is all canon. Humans can use the same abilities Pokemon do, because they are the same.

Explain please ? i haven't see/play pokemon in like 6 years and can't remember shit of it

Episodes in the first season sometimes take place weeks in between each other. Getting from Pallet to Viridian City apparently took a week or two

Well a major theme in pokemon (specifically b/w, to counter the 'release all your pokeman' theory) is that pokemon unlock their full potential with trainers, and to do that they and their trainer need to be in sync.
So by an indirect logic you are right.

TOGETHER FOREVER, NO MATTER HOW LONG, FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF TIME WHOA-OH

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because faggots like you keep watching this trash.

ON THE ROAD ON THE ROAD ON THE ROAD

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no u

Is Kanto just an entire region of backwater hicks? Ash lived in it his whole life and didn't even know the common Pokemon in the region, let alone anything that lived elsewhere.

No, Ash is just autistic

Despite their technological innovations and superhuman abilities, people in Pokemon are born with severe mental retardation leading them to mistake even their staple rice ball diet to be a donut-based one.

At least their frying pan technology is top notch

Sinnoh legends in D/P/Pt state that humans and Pokemon used to intermarry. Psychic trainers are shown using psychokinesis on their pokeballs, and Lucario trainers can use aura from their hands.

It's called hunting Sup Forumsnon

I just finished Platinum and didnt see anything related to intermarriage, got sau ce?

It's only in the Japanese version. Pic related is English version. The Japanese version says:
>“Sinnoh Folk Story 3”
>There once were Pokémon that married people.
>There once were people who married Pokémon.
>This was a normal thing because long ago people and Pokémon were the same.