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>Maria strengthens to a category 3 hurricane
>120 mph, movement NW at 10 mph
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit
>Models could show both hurricanes Jose and Maria to meet at one point
>SC and NC should start preparing
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160 mph already, god damn
am I gonna die
160mph winds
926mb
THIS HURRICANE ISNT EVEN GOING TO HIT ANYWHERE NEAR FLORIDA STOP HYPING THIS GAY SHIT UP
KYSELVES NAZI FAGGOTS
Update on likelihood of fujiwhara effect occurring?
Cat 5 very soon. Please update pastebin when possible, Monsieur Weatherwax.
Who cares about the US? We are now focus on the caribbean.
Fuck off
That's insane, I have never seen a hurricane grow so quickly in power.
WE'RE BACK BABY YEAH
Why do these hurricanes in the US not kill many people?
More people die in a Pennsylvania blizzard than that state size hurricanes.
Shit in the toilet, who cares
Besides, Jose isn't anywhere near you cucks, it's like 500 miles North. Get off the hype train.
It's Maria we are focusing on.
Who also taking a shit right now?
Are you dumb?
There's literally a Hurricane about to turn Cat 5 about to devour Dominica and fuck over my island too.
pet goat predicted harvey,irma and jose to hit new york and then a nuclear attack on the united states after
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now maria and jose (mary and joseph) about to merge and form a baby as the revelation 12 sign is having a baby
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Will Puerto Rico finally get scraped away like a barnacle on the hull of the Atlantic?
I swear if you redditors start that shit again, Imma come and beat you with a psychrometer.
Guys
Maybe if we pray to Hurikan, the Taino storm god, Maria will leave us alone.
I-Its worth a shot, right?
Not until they join the USA.
>about to devour Dominica and fuck over my island too
Yeah, shit in the toilet, who cares? Talk to me when it's going to hit the US, no one gives a fuck about your nigger island.
Dominica here
Still alive
I give a fuck
Irma gerd user, chill
Also fuck you Google there wasn't a single fucking spatula in that entire set of pictures.
>another huge Hurricane
>Not hitting the US
Booooo
ZCZC MIATCUAT5 ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM
Hurricane Maria Tropical Cyclone Update
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL152017
745 PM AST Mon Sep 18 2017
...HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT FIND MARIA AS CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE ON
THE SAFFIR-SIMPSON HURRICANE WIND SCALE...
Air Force Reserve hurricane hunter aircraft data indicate Hurricane
Maria has intensified into an extremely dangerous Category 5
hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale with maximum
winds of 160 mph (260 km/h) with higher gusts. A special advisory
will be issued at 800 PM AST (0000 UTC) in lieu of the scheduled
intermediate advisory for Maria.
SUMMARY OF 745 PM AST...2345 UTC...INFORMATION
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LOCATION...15.3N 61.1W
ABOUT 15 MI...25 KM ESE OF DOMINICA
ABOUT 40 MI...70 KM N OF MARTINIQUE
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...160 MPH...260 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...WNW OR 290 DEGREES AT 9 MPH...15 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...929 MB...27.43 INCHES
$$
Forecaster Brown/Blake
NNNN
It not fair bros, I never made it to see the day of P.R. becoming an state.
What part? The north west is gonna get hit hard in like 2 hours.
Yocahu needs more power, brother. Support Cayey Tits while you're at it!
Mostly?
Good. Stay that way.
you have to go back
Stay strong Dominica bro!!
>let's pray to a god that let his people be slaughtered by conquistadors and disease
Yeah smart move cuck
Because Florida is probably the most hurricane resistant place in the world. Our buildings are all up to cat 5 code, we all know to shutter up our shit, and the cities are literally designed against flooding. Only a direct hit from a cat 5 can fuck us up.
Now the real happenings occur when shit hits places not used to hurricanes: new Orleans, Houston, new England area with Sandy.
The poverty kills in the islands are a bunch of brown people in wooden shacks.
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Maybe after all of this you'll have earned enough sympathy to forgive your debts and be admitted as a state. Hasn't your governor already sent a slate of Senator/Representative-candidates to Washington to demand statehood?
Yeah we did.
CAT 5 GUYS!
Seriously, how the fuck?
This bitch turned Cat 1 this morning isn't it?
Hope it works out. You guys should just succeed if not. It's totally not fair that you serve in the military and pay some (but not all) taxes, but can't get representation to vote against the wars it fights and levy said taxes.
Magic.
Wtf is Jose doing?
FUCK FUCK FUCK
CAT 5
HOPE I BOARDED UP ENOUGH
>A reminder from an actual meteorologist:
The models will not be able to determine any US impacts until they are able to sort out what Irma is going to do and/or any interactions they may have.
waiting for his wife bro
Being a lazy spic, while hardworking Maria has to do it all.
Don't do this to me again Sup Forums
I'm just gonna go ahead and blame it on Sweden then.
Should have put some wooden board on your windows mate
Rip Puerto Rico as if being bankrupt isn't enough
Cat 1 yesterday morning, cat 3 today at 8AM, spiked from 120 to 165 from last reading
bruh....
I still remember watching a facebook live stream from the keys last Sunday - a bunch of guys stayed behind and were basically just calling the storm action, making fun of people, and trying to fly their 'redneck kite' that was basically a plastic bag on a rope. They were hilarious, and their apartment building was completely fine - it was basically just a bit of a storm for them.
we are all with you brother stay strong
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>180 mph winds from the sonde
Haha! Whatever people think of Sweden, it's actually our big brother, and we love it unconditionally. We are just more oldfashioned socialdemocrats.
I dont even have shutters.
HOLY SHIT IT'S RAINING IN HOUSTON AGAIN
This is what you get when you fill Reaggeton and Despacito to South America.
>745 PM AST Mon Sep 18 2017
That is insane
>internet will be gone for 5 months
I haven't boarded up a damn thing myself
Maybe this is gonna work as a Awakening? Or just speed up even more the exodus ...
We dindu nuffin.
Oh my fucking god.
hard to board up ruins i reckon
I mean wasn't this bitch just a TS barely a day or two ago?
saving the eastern coast
Is this a good time to buy Puertorican property?
>Complete destruction
Wow so the island won't exist anymore? God, meteorologists are annoying.
Kek, i remember that from the past week threads.
Not gonna lie, I missed them.
That is not true... some places are still underwater.
Irma hit the west coast and Miami and oddly Jax got terrible flooding, much worse then this coast.
We are looking at 800k homes damaged so much that it will result in deliquent mortgages.
This was a serious storm, it just didnt give us hollywood tier damage.
how do you think they are going to pay for these repairs?
Power lines were done in 30+ counties.
and they're completely worthless this far out
This is literally hurricanes taking steroids isn't it?
Mother fucker
It became a hurricane just yesterday.
Everyone thought Irma was something; cat5 for days at a time.
Now we have Maria; TD to cat5 in only 48 hours.
I love nature
How are things? A little breezy?
Getting in early with the first happening cancelled post - it's literally nothing guys
Hehe
I'm actually in Dominica
I feel like my porch door might go
ZCZC MIATCPAT5 ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM
BULLETIN
Hurricane Maria Special Advisory Number 11
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL152017
800 PM AST Mon Sep 18 2017
...MARIA BECOMES A POTENTIALLY CATASTROPHIC CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE...
...THE EYE AND THE INTENSE INNER CORE IS NEARING DOMINICA...
SUMMARY OF 800 PM AST...0000 UTC...INFORMATION
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LOCATION...15.3N 61.1W
ABOUT 15 MI...25 KM ESE OF DOMINICA
ABOUT 40 MI...70 KM N OF MARTINIQUE
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...160 MPH...260 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...WNW OR 300 DEGREES AT 9 MPH...15 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...925 MB...27.32 INCHES
WATCHES AND WARNINGS
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This is insane, mother nature hate us
Feels like I'm in a fight for my life
I'm as nervous of this as I am around needles, god help us.
>Direct hit of cat5+ hurricane into the most populated part of Puerto Rico
>not a happening
Maria-chan isn't that thicc as Irma but it has more potential to destroy everything.
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RATM are commies, but this is the most fitting song.
Not sure it it counts for much, but you guys are in my prayers unironicly.
Idiots everywhere, ignore them.
Stay safe, dude
Nah, it'll dip South and the winds all of 50 miles from the eye will be mysteriously weak.
How soon until they evacuate all of Florida?
The post I was responding to was talking about deaths user. Sure there's some flooding in Miami Beach and shit but it's nothing cataclysmic and people gtfo of there days in advance; and yes you don't need to tell me about the power outages I live in Miami half the people I know don't have power still. But my point was you're just not gonna find burbuda levels or even close to damage here, that only happens in cities in the US that usually don't get hurricanes.
For what it's worth the west coast of Florida got a head on collision with a category 4 and not much happened other than the grid and some outer structural damage. My point being any other place than Florida would've been demolished.
I'm sorry user. I'll pray for Kek to spare you.
Thank you mate, I appreciate it