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>Maria strengthens to a category 3 hurricane
>120 mph, movement NW at 10 mph
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit
>Models could show both hurricanes Jose and Maria to meet at one point
>Hispanola and Puerto Rico should be wrapping up preparations
>SC and NC should start preparing
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Is Dominica ded?
Why can't we have another Harvey?
Funeral march for Dominica and Puerto Rico.
Radio Garden link for Dominica:
MAAARRRIIIAAAAA!
I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED MAARIIIAAAA!
Yes
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I can't die virgin bros.
I'm getting real tired of these nothing burger hurricanes
DR WHERE YOU AT?
Can't believe it strengthened to a Cat 5 right before hitting them.
>was only a Potential Tropical Storm on Saturday
>is already a Cat 5
Nice
Holy shit it turned into a cat 5? ouch
Dominica is DO. Dominican Republic is DR.
are you a wizard? use some magic?!
national hurricane center confirmed.
Suspect this will be as bad as David was for little ole Dominica
AND SUDDENLY THAT NAME WILL NEVER BE THE SAME TO MEEEEEEEE
Explosive intensification is a thing.
We're fine for now, but the wind started to intensifies and the rain too.
We're starting to get a lot of voltage drop too, its worrying.
I'm guessing its like us with Dominicans and Haitians, massive illegal immigration.
Spend your last shekels on a prostitute maybe?
Lets lose it to each other. We can borrow one of my moms wigs and take turns pretending to be the grill
Not yet, I'm 7 years away from Wizardhood
My bad, DO*.
>Dominica PM's roof is gone
Are you cute?
>it just pauses for a bit to grind up Barbados and Saint Lucia a bit more before moving on
Man, There goes Dominica. I've been to St Marteen /St. Martin scuba diving... last big storm they had wiped out the entire sea bottom. Under water it's like the Sahara, no coral, no nuttin. No chance of me enjoying a coral reef dive in Dominica now... well at least Dominica will still have those explody mountain thingies at least
Dominicans go to Guadalupe illegally in droves? Wew lad. Didn't know. WHat do they do there?
eh, you still have a chance. small one, but, a chance. worst comes to worse you get some magic and don't have some cunt taking all your money, could be worse.
Why did weather channel not go to the hurricane?
Fug
I think Dominica bro might actually be dead
Na' mano. I rather die a virgin than a faggot.
Not even close
I cant take florida anymore I need to move
Abduct a loli during the hurricane
There are serious few who try to work and stuff, but most of them bring guns and drugs to sell.
The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria . . .
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word . .
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria . . .
Maria!
I've just met a girl named Maria,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Maria!
I've just kissed a girl named Maria,
And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!
Maria!
Say it loud and there's music playing,
Say it soft and it's almost like praying.
Maria,
I'll never stop saying Maria!
The most beautiful sound I ever heard.
Maria.
All communication infrastructure could have collapsed, but he could be alive.
Now's your chance, brah. Bitches get turned on when disaster looms.
aww
WHO WILL RUN KEKISTAN WITHOUT PUERTO RICAN NETIZENS.
email me with a fake email your numbers and lets get in a whatsapp group.
I admire your optimism.
Ironically, she was actually Puerto Rican, wasn't she?
ITS HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS ROSEAU
HERE
>>>>>>>[email protected]
Whats it say? The storm turns her on?
>All these Puerto Rico fags
Gtfo no one likes you Mexican niggers
That sucks. Shoot the criminals, no-one wants them there or here.
Just get a loli
latinas all look the same.
The only way they even tell each other apart is by accent.
>Mexican niggers
what?
Who /comfy/
YES
Yo estoy en el West. Cres que aun este bellaquita?
How are you guys virgins on an island? You would think the implications of such a small proximity would open up chances.
Download tinder. Sleep with anyone who swipes right.
She's probably a fatty
It's an obvious honey trap, don't fall for it
this, no pic, no fikki fikki
>Don't want Irma to take me away, who will nail me?
>Hot chick needs a good nailing before Irma arrives. I'm already very wet and it would excite me to get nailed hard hard (twice for emphasis) before it (Irma) arrives.
Dunno brah, stay tuned. If they do get turned on again, it'll be tomorrow.
Sorry Dominica, a sacrifice is needed to complete the year.
Source?
Barbuda and now Dominica.
Sheeet
Was there not one stream from Dominica?
Poor Anguilla gonna be wiped off the map after Irma and now Maria. nooooooooo my vaycay spot
>hear about this shit from last year
>decide to check local Craigslist out of curiosity
>no desperate hurricane sluts to pump and dump for Irma in my area
Feeling nice and comfy in NC. Puerto Rico better still exist after this hurricane season. I have a cruise planned there this winter
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Stream from DBS Radio
are you guys gonna be okay?
Governor Rosello will be on CNN at 11, pls stream for those without CNNs
NC here as well. I'm bored with hurricanes. Unless this one get bigger than Irma, I'm just chilling.
We need a 8.0 earthquake in Charleston or something cool.
Oh shit, for real?
Someone stream that shit.
Huh, how come I can understand their creole?
>Watching fake news
I will but only for my gov.
CNN doesn't live stream on their website?
No they are jews.
Do you know french or someting?
They just tweeted it
I'm intrigued by storms so I'll take this for now. But a New Madrid or Charleston quake would really shake things up here. We never get any good habbenings
Well yeah, Guadeloupe is a French island, but Dominica is an English island no?
I assumed their Creole would be more toward English too, but apparently they use a French creole?
Fucking liberal kikes
God doesn't want negroes on his land
"Roosevelt Skerrit, the prime minister of Dominica, has posted on his official Facebook page that his “roof is gone” and he is “at the complete mercy of the hurricane”
It was french for a long time.
It a nice place, sailed around there and hate to see those good folks get hit so hard.
Eh, in some places maybe it wont hit that bad, but it will surely have a bad impact here. I hope people are preparing right now.
a few days ago ventusky showed Maria and Jose merging and fucking up nova scotia. was cool.
Where's the drawfag art at?
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>Maria strengthens to a category 3
You see why you can't make these "generals" every 5 hours, retard?
i have family in jarabacoa, but most of the time they do not have power. its hard to get in contact with them
Its Cat 5 now, cunt.
Dominica 22,000 people
87% negro
9% mixed
3% indigenous
0% white
How many nogs are kill?
Eye is directly over the island.
>implying you ever had a choice
No sane woman wants that tiny Rican pucci dikk
Oh I see where you're coming from and it's a valid assumption, but since Martinique and Guadeloupe are nearby there's still a big French influence. At least from what I've read, I've not actually been there.
There is a lot of stuff around here that COULD happen... but never does.
They will be fine if the hurracaine doesnt make lanfall. If it does, they are in trouble because of mudslides. They could happen even just without entering but less likely. The people in the east cost are in deep trouble tho.
puerto rico is FUCKED
You dummy's and these hurricanes again. Anyways Dominica is getting a direct hit from a cat 5 with little time to prepare, thousands could be in fatal conditions.
Wow you unironically didn't catch my point
Holy shit I hope your entire family is dead and you're just clinging to life by using alcohol as a crutch
Shes beautiful!
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