Sup Forums you come home and see gif related happen to your're wife/gf what do you do

Sup Forums you come home and see gif related happen to your're wife/gf what do you do

Scratch my head and be confused.

i would apply zyklon b

Jack it

>g-grandad?

How the hell does a fat hairy old man get a big tit red head to fuck him

Call the police to report burglary

F A P

GAME
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Call her racist and make her get black bred.

The jokes on you OP I don't have a wi...oh, wait :(

Change my name to Kendo Nagasaki
And learn to riverdance to Elvis songs whilst juggling cats
Obviously

Wonder why there's a fat whore with dyed hair fucking an old dude in my house, then throw them out.

you can rent that heifer from the bargain bin on backpage

>shoot them both
>stick dick in big tit redhead
>dump grandad
>freeze the soulless one

He's not very good at catching tits is he

Lads my roommates are asleep rn, what are the chances that they'll catch me wanking?

Sauce?

A nasty cocaine habit

I would take detailed notes for my soon-to-be bestseller memoirs.

Might as well be the first one to ask for source.

it's called porn and it pays

call the police, since someone stole my washing machine/bathroom appliances

Turn 360 degrees and walk back out

How much is she getting paid

Vomit copiously on them
Then remove my eyeballs for cleansing

Wonder when I married a fat whore and kill everyone in the room before putting a bullet to myself.

"Wow you got fatter"

I'd wonder when I got a fucking gf....

i guess the mountains of madness really represented the breast beasts this whole time//

>inb4 newfags

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Lol

>what do you do

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>our're wife/gf what do you do
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> Anonymous (ID: vDHmNcvd) 09/19/17(Tue)09:31:25 No.142082804▶
>Scratch my head and be confused.

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Who's the flash Harry with the big shot 'kitchen appliances' then..?
Why can't you make do with a small camping stove in a waterlogged bomb crater full of body parts like your ancestors used to enjoy doing, Rolf?

This is my least favorite kind of shitposting

WHERE IS MY BLACK BULL

I'd fucking shoot the guy right away, and then hold the woman hostage and force her to have sex with me. Then shoot her too and finally call the police saying freaks broke into my house and were having sex.

100% if you climb in bed with them first

it depends

probably somewhere between $100 and $500

I jerked off once with my roommate across from me and he had no idea.

Unless you moan loudly or something, you will be fine.

She's getting a lot more than that considering she has to fuck that ogre looking mother fucker

nah, what the guy looks like doesn't really figure into the equation all that much

that guy can wander into any escort agency or erotic massage parlor and fuck an attractive young woman for a couple hundred bucks

This is not Sup Forums you faggot.

I'd ask if he has a 5 year plan.

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It's the guys salary.
Add one 0 to it, as minimum.

Push the fat roastie off and ride his dick