What crazy shit do you think is in the Vatican Secret Achives?

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Evidence that they made it all up after reading some dirty Arabian man's mud scrolls for money and power

fpbp

Probably some boss shit.

That would still slide out of an antifaggots asshole.

not really uncommon knowledge. "Reformations" were literally this, but done under the public eye

Goddamn I would love to just get in there and not come out for a few years. That picture makes me smell old books.

your birth certificate and baptization papers

hidden histories

pic related?

how the hell should i know?

Probably memes.

probably gay shit.
I'd like to see it burnt dowwn desu

>it's all in fuckin greek, latin and egyptian demotics
>everyone on Sup Forums would be too pleb to read it

Probably more bad stuff than good. I'd imagine they have things that need to be kept away from the world for a reason. Demonic shit, I mean. I bet there are books down there bound in human skin filled with black magic.

Also the Ark of the Covenant and the Spear of Destiny may or may not be down there. The Palladium, too.

First draft of the protocols of zion

PhD students in theology, philosophy and history can get access to hit for doing research. There is even a "closed section" but probably you won't understand shit anyway unless you have a mastered knowledge in Latin, Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic or Armenian. I know also that there are tons of autists spamming their email with request for the Necronomicon.

Nazi vampires and Jews.

i've been thinking of stealing the book of the red dragon just to see what's in it

Constantine's whore of a mother made it all up.

Several contradictory gospels that were intentionally left out by the great thinkers of the day to make the final proof more believable.

There are already lots of apocrifical gospels considered non-canon and it's not big deal to have access to them

The Book of Mary

This post is why chan needs upvotes

>I'd like to see it burnt dowwn
Hi, Muhammed.

>What crazy shit do you think is in the Vatican Secret Achives?
There's probably a lot of accounts that differ from the history that we were told. Also probably lots of accounts about witches, and supernatural since it was popular back then. Also accounts of assassinations and assassins.

Upvotes and Likes are for faggots and normies.

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The Vatican is pure evil faggot.

I am aware of that, I am assuming the Vatican would house the most controversial artifacts, perhaps with records attesting to why some were put in and why some were left out as well as info on the source of the gospels which could further validate/invalidate the authenticity, other stuff of that nature.
To me, being that they were the original scibes of what is considered gospel, that would be the most pertinent info.

I wonder if they got ancient books such as Pagan anti-Christian books, I would have loved to read emperor Julian's "Against the Galileans" but the Christians burned them all. Is supposed to have been pretty damning to Christians.

Yeah, i know, it felt awful typing it, but he's just so damn right,
That one picture is enough to start to understand and unravel the secrets of the church, and many other religions.
Its only the greatest set of secrets ever kept.


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>I wonder if they got ancient books such as Pagan anti-Christian books
look into the book of eden it basically had blowjob instructions in it for women

they should release their archive to the whole world honestly

Hello newfriend

Can you elaborate some? New Christian here and fascinated by this stuff.

(OP)
The Wisdom of Solomon.

They have the keys to the material universe and can manipulate it subtlely however they want. Its occult practices that control societies and they have the methods of occult manipulation. Freemasons are an introductory society to learn about this if you keep to the ways, keep it serious and don't deviate from the central control at all , you will get further into occult practices. They only tell the normalfags about it if they can be owned and therefore trusted with such secrets.

Its basically esoteric philosophy

Well I do read Latin but you're right about the other stuff. Wecould learn while we're in there though, right?

Notes relating to the 1633 trial against Galileo.

Hi, turbo Protestard.

The Grifter
Half Life 3 Beta
A duplicate of that Wu-Tang LP Shrek bought, but with better production and extra tracks

Lots and lots of medieval porn, and sister Mary Teresa's private phone number.

Correspondance between Hitler and the Vatican.

Le epic boast

>look into the book of eden it basically had blowjob instructions in it for women
sounds hot but can't find it

quote it for me senpai

Your Journey is your own.
But now you have a high quality starting point.

Religion was always bullshit
Alien coverup
Talking to dead people/spirits
Time travel

Stuff of that nature.

downvote

The Ark of the Covenant is in Ethiopia

go join lulzfin
Its honestly one of the best responses to op ever posted on the site.
- yeah ok, it keeps thing balanced.

Now the rest of you go play in traffic.

None. You can make an appointment and go in there and see it all for yourself you know? You can even pay someone to make a copy of anything you like. They are open to the public and have been for years. Stop believing what hollywood says faggot

That reminds me how sleepy I am.

I really don't think they have access of secret knowledge or something like that, I think they mostly have documents about politics and the role that catholicism played and is playing right now

Deets? Have not heard if it

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The holy grail full of Jesus' menstrual blood as he was transgender.

>he doesn't know
Good goy, you're getting 1 extra hour off work today.

Wow, it can't be coincidence! I'm Cruz missile now!

loose adulterated translations of other religious works modified to fit a corrupted narrative of humanities collective understanding of god.

answer to why germany is so retarded

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lots of forged documents

general pagan bullshit

>First signal received from ayys
>it's an image
>it's a picture of ayy's dick.

how now, where is the bad t rex's mother in tow?

Adolf Hitler

The truth about the holocaust.

Yo that shits a decanter that's filled with lsd. Joe rogan told me

i took this image from there last time i broke in with nick cage

Pictures of little boys

thots og tablets

Hi, Flag Plagariser.

How bout this:
Nikola Tesla's granddad worked in Vatican archives.

>The year is 2227
>NASA announces that ayys have made first contact
>World leaders are convening on what to send in response
>Future Sup Forums traces the signal within 33 minutes
>Immediately starts spamming them with dick pics and warnings to watch out for the niggers
>tfw you just realized you will likely never get to experience first contact with Sup Forums

Huh.
And trumps grandad/ uncle? - had a connection to tesla.

>Why did you greentext this?

The krabby patty secret formula

proofs that muhammad was schooled and trained by them.
also the project of one universal religion.

Its where they diddy do the lick aroo ;^]

People only care about this shit because of the word "secret" in it. Which is funny because its a complete mistranslation and nothing more. Theres nothing overtly interesting in there unless you're a history buff. No actual secrets. Plenty of people have access and all the interesting stuff is well documented.

That doesn't mean the Vatican doesn't hide it's fair share of shit, but certainly not down there.

kill yourself

>The Grifter

Shit I was hoping this would never be talked about again. Nasty film.

Diogenes

It's a list of every boy in the world under 10

Don't worry about it.

>Necronomicon
Thats a real book?

Tons of knowledge both dangerous and useful to the layman.

>Expecting a Canadian to know world history

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Means implying you fucking new nigger. Now GTFO.

Cheese pizza recipes

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proof that the earth is indeed flat

The most interesting would be the documents on Jewish Ritual Murder from throughout Europe. I think all post-1939 documents are closed to keep the kikes out and from whining for shekels and keep away everyone interested in how they were kiked into Vatican II.

Nordic+Slavic Paganism scriptures

Like giant pinecones?

See: pineal etymology

The apple of eden.

No fucking shit. He wasn't implying anything, he was stating. Now GTFO

>Leaf
Opinion discarded

Stop hiding under a Catholic flag Orthocuck

>The constantine meme still existing
>Even though there's tons of evidence of people writing about the Catholic faith before Constantine was even a thought

>Fin calling out anti Catholics
A-are you a northern Catholic?

>Talking shit about the Catholic Church
>While using a Catholic flag
Oh Jimbob, you hicks are so fucking stupid