Wake up one morning

Wake up one morning

This is now you.

Wat do?

Run outside and find the nearest male then drag them into an ally so they can fuck me.

Masturbate

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The only answer

we were probably going to do this anyways

learn magic

Phase 1: Masturbate
Phase 2: Become the biggest slut imaginable.

I'd fuck men for money and if I get pregnant I'd go find myself an anime loving beta nerd to raise my child with.

Why the fuck did I wake up on a staircase?

Get raped, most likely.

I'd literally beg to be filled up until I become a bloated sack of flesh, then become a crusty old maid.
I want to be used up FULLY.

Why the fuck did I wake up as a staircase?!?

Masturbate furiously.

[X] GET RAPED BY A THOUSAND ORCS

I've seen this hentai before.

Wear a vibrator to work

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I'd arrange Sup Forums meetups and let horny anons sate their lusts on my body for their grubby NEETbux. If anyone could satisfy me, I'd become their girlfriend until I either get bored of them or they can't support me anymore.

Show me a hentai in which this happens.

sick thread brah, i'd go on TV becuz i is an elf lol XD HAHA

Cut my hair short

Go eat some pussy.

play vidya on twitch

Try to win the harem lead's love and fail ;_;
Also keep accidentally making fan-service scenes
Eventually marry someone I'm way too good for

Too real user, now I'm sad.

Get plastic surgery on my disgusting ears.

What does this thread have to do with anime and mange?

So not only am I an elf but a dark elf too. I may as well kill myself.

this desu

Go to my childhood friend's house. he's an orc.

Hi. What anime or manga is this?

Wear qt clothes and do qt things

Resent that i'm a shitskin now, but thats the only tradeoff for being a grill

I'd go buy frill dresses to wear.

Then I'd get someone to tie me up tightly

If I ever became a cute anime girl this is the first thing I'd do desu. Glad to know I'm not the only one.