/ptg/ President Trump General - ART OF THE BANTZ EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump working dinner with illegals 9/18/17
youtu.be/CG7JW7FRqco
>Pres Trump Reforming the UN speech @UNGA 9/18/17
youtu.be/qMeEy1KOOAw
>Pres Trump meets w/Bibi 9/18/17
youtu.be/UuO-ZDTNwXU
>Pres Trump meets w/Macron 9/18/17
youtu.be/rQvXjbA7V2s
>Pres Trump arrives at UN 9/18/17
youtu.be/ljFMwOkDe28
>Pres Trump best wishes to greatest ally 9/18/17
youtu.be/r1eOgEmvjPs
>VP Pence/VASec Shulkin host Honor Flight Vets 9/18/17
youtu.be/mPRR4-kg148
>EdSec Devos/Omorosa getting blacked @HBCU 9/18/17
youtu.be/PewclOQgzjM?t=34m48s
>IntSec Zinke salutes recovery efforts 9/18/17
youtu.be/lf3edRnJOPo
>WH Video - FLotUS Melania @WH Historical Assoc Dinner 9/18/17
youtu.be/x6XwUEp_o_k
>WH Video - FLotUS Melania @JBAndrews 9/18/17
youtu.be/bZ6Cl5S5WZw
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #32 9/15/17
youtu.be/-bZOvsdFldU
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Speech to AF @JBA &Departure on AF1 9/15/17
youtu.be/hXluOzQMLd0
>FLotUS Melania visiting AF/JBA Youth Center 9/15/17
youtu.be/4oKTpN4PXRo
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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DRUMP IS GOING DOOOOOWN!!!

et tu, morgan?

AWOO'ing AWOO
SHE HOLDS HER HEAD HIGH THEN SHE AWOOS

/OUR GIRL/ REDPILLING NORMIES

>shalom sandniggers being subversive
Will anyone ever post news on this site?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y12_cVX2exw

By the way, how come he didn`t won Oregon?
I thought you guys had some manufacture there.

>First response to OP is filtered
>Open it to see why
>Shill image snagged by MD5 filter

KEK

So does this mean James Clapper is now on record saying he doesn't trust the Congressional Committees, Mueller, the FBI or anyone else to do a complete and impartial investigation?

Isn't that implication DANGEROUS to our country?

>James Clapper
lmao

Holy fuck, more celebrity shilling

For whom???

Indigenous Europeans and their descendants are the most empathic and altruistic people ever to exist on earth

Post based neocons applauding Trump's based nationalist-globalist speech

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>What did he mean by this?

Well he has been wiretapping and spying on them all, maybe he knows something we don't.

It's a Deep State apparatus. They want to "officialize" the Muh Russia nonsense that Louise Mensch and the other scam artists are capitalizing on.

They even use the Hillary campaign's stupid fucking font.

People didn't believe me when I told them Morgan Freeman was just a whore who will say whatever is put in front of him for money
Now you fucks believe me?

>secretly uses cyber warfare
Very interesting, except...

damn i almost wish i could read that

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jews will stop jewing america?

big if jew

>Navarro is anti Venezuela
Isn't this a 100% flip flop

He thinks when Trump talked about nations arming terrorists he meant Arab nations. Too bad he's fucked. Trump will never forget 9/11

You know this is also simply a reaction to us?
This is 100% about our shitposts and nothing else

"Are we still patriots?" Trump asked in his address. "Do we love our nations enough to protect their sovereignty and to take ownership of their future?"

HAHAHA BERNIE FOREVER BTFO!

He's a dumb jew that you should stop tweet posting here. I legit don't fucking care what ben "put a knife in your back" shaprio has to say.
Fucking KIKES.
>ehenyhhhhhuhuhuh,, guess it was ok huuu..
Fucking bastard.
Fuck him.
Fuck you for following him.

Faggot.
FAGGGGGGGGGGGOT

The transformation is almost complete.

Does anyone have the thumbnail pic in hi-res?

what are they drinking in the first 2 links?
lemon-soda?

send it.

India is N. Korea second largest trading partner

Coincidentally, N. Korea relies on human feces to fertilize their crops as they don't have alot of natural resources to do so.

Citizens are required by law in nk to save their feces for the government.

Morgan is a slut who will say anything if he's paid enough. Neoliberals are idiots who listen to celebrities and believe everything they say.

Trump is not swedish, therefore he can't be as smart as he needs to be

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=DtVBCG6ThDk

Calm down, Muhammad.

Here ya go m8

Another OC, did it a bit lazily, but it works imho

Yes

better version:
youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I

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this. Drumpf can never be president without Swedish values

How the fuck can these stupid niggers conflate empathy with politics? These fucking idiots have no idea what actual empathy is no wonder they virtue signal politically.

>RACIAL POLITICS ARE BACK IN BUSINESS.
AND ITS NOT EVEN THE RIGHT DOING IT BUT THE LEFTIST DOING IT FOR US.

>Rob Reiner
>James clapper

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Why are liberals so homophobic?

the thirst is real

>Skinny jew with high pitch nasally voice talking abort muscular foreign policy.

Really gets my homo-erotic almonds erectivated.

When he says Israel he really means himself
Just like how every time Trump says god he means himself
Isrsle a shithole but Bibi is a nationalist that will never stop trying to protect his home from both invaders and subverters living there
He's a true ethnostate nationalist and I legitimately like him despite being a kike

>Canadian posting about sniffing dogs' asses
Do I need to make a joke or

Kek

Love him or hate him, he can be pretty funny sometimes

1) In progress. House already passed initial $1.6 billion of funding in the 2018 homeland security bill (Senate next). Prototypes starting construction within weeks. Construction proper likely by start of next year.

2) Done by EO

3) Done by EO. Being implemented by ICE.

4) In progress via EO, Congressional border security legislation (McCaul Bill) and DOJ court challenges (blame activist judges). Needs more time to play out.

5) Done by EO & DOJ

6) Done by EO. Partially blocked in courts. Waiting on SCOTUS decision within months (likely by December). Will likely be expanded in future.

7) In progress. Most offending countries bending the knee to DOJ and State Dept. pressure already. Give it time.

8) Not yet. Proposed in border security legislation by both Senators Cornyn and Representative McCaul. Will likely pass and begin inplementation by early next year.

9) same as 8)

10) Not yet. Proposed through RAISE Act and numerous other Immigration Reform bills such as HR 140 (Ending Birthright Citizenship). Likely coming before March (DACA deal) OR in 2018 after the Republican mid-terms.

Progress is being made!!!!

Is this actually news to some people that our societies and religions domesticate us like we do our animals?

Are "muh Amnesty Don" shills still around?

>Tom Cotton: Trump called me to assure no deal made with Democrats on DACA

>Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., said Sunday that President Trump called him this week to assure him there was no deal made with Democrats on the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program after his dinner meeting with Democratic leaders.

>"He wants to see a deal," Cotton told "Meet the Press" on Sunday of Trump. "In fact, he called me a couple nights ago to say there's no deal. He wants to make sure that we protect the interest of American workers. In particular, by ending unlimited chain migration, which is why we have so many unskilled workers coming into the country."

>Cotton reiterated Sunday no deal had been reached, despite Schumer and Pelosi's statements to the contrary, and said he's eager to work with Trump and congressional Democrats to come to a legislative solution.

archive.is/sgSN6

>"Plans will be laid out within 7-10 days" - Sarah Sanders

youtube.com/watch?v=XxP9YbIICgI (Around 30:00)

Trump on DACA: (You'll have to fish around the videos, I haven't bothered with exact times.)

youtube.com/watch?v=xjWeUWwAnl0

youtube.com/watch?v=Tpdo7s_7ywA

youtube.com/watch?v=xk7_AHfTUQw

Tweets:

>No deal was made last night on DACA. Massive border security would have to be agreed to in exchange for consent. Would be subject to vote.

(twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/908272007011282944)

>CHAIN MIGRATION cannot be allowed to be part of any legislation on Immigration!

(twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/908676979561570304)

>Fascinating to watch people writing books and major articles about me and yet they know nothing about me & have zero access. #FAKE NEWS!

(twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/907588803161939968)

Discredited ideologies BTFO.

Send them a message asking for a larger version of it
GST are cool as fuck and will gladly send you a larger file size

>AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Holy shit, they're retarded!

well it is easier to read

>The United States is ending temporary protected status for citizens of Sudan as of 2018 but extending it for citizens of South Sudan through mid-2019, the Department of Homeland Security said in a statement on Monday.

>Sudanese nationals are allowed to stay legally for another year, but then must leave. DHS urged them in a statement to use their remaining time to “prepare for and arrange their departure from the United States” or apply for other visa types allowing them to stay.


GO BACK

CNN is fucking retarded

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and im gonna be HIIIIIIIIIIIGH


as a KITE by then

Man the Russians are powerful
What can't they do?

Happening in Mexico City
major earthquake

praise kek
You know mine filtered it too. Mine is so simple - filtered ''drump''.

What Is this this?

NORKS JUST NUKED MEXICO HOLY SHIY OPEN CNN

Five Jews. Talk about an all-star panel

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I KNEW IT

No way Latinx people would protest a Democrat like that especially not using talking points straight out of Drumpf's playbook

>Sudanese are mostly Arabs and mixed-Arabs after the secession
>South Sudanese are all 100% pureblooded niggers
>Trump wants to let the South Sudanese stay

What did he mean by this

>micknigger dykequeer

Change every mention of "Russians" to "Americans" and the news start to make whole lotta sense

Wut

>Clapper

Cordon is a tubby man wrought with guilt at the fact that while born in England genetically he is incredibly Aryan
Unlike Tolkein he would rather feel negative about that than positive

Russians made niggers fuck my high school sweetheart and made me into a manlet.

Missile intended for California but due to faulty, subpar guidance system landed in Mexico.

Indians wanting to POO inside white women

Improve their abortion/HIV rates, divorce rates, Church attendance and get rid of the KGB people that made their offspring into the FSB now controlling the country.

it's actually part of an internal power struggle

pelosi is too white you see

WE JUST FOUND THE CAUSE

7.4 earthquake in mexico city

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>illegally wiretap Manafort, while he was living in Trump Tower, who was very likely communicating with Trump
>LOL STUPID DRUMPF THEY DIDNT WIRETAP YOU OR DRUMPF TOWER

???

Its a smart bomb, but it wasnt able to discern the difference between Cali and Mexico

>What can't they do?
Make it to Mars

LA is next.

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you retards must be so proud of the safe space you've created XDDDD

Only a happening if it's in a 1st world nation or a Muslim attack with more than 10 casualties

not sure whether to fap or not to that webm

>Trump speaks at UN
>Earthquake hits the capital of Mexico

What did God mean by this?

Apex kek

Thank you based God

Oh, that's much better.