Create a stand

>create a stand
>name it
>give it as useless of a power as you can imagine
>other Sup Forumsnons break it

[Soulja Boy]
>the ability to make events occur 5 minutes prior to when they should have

School Girl Distortional Addict

can walk only half way through walls

>hide in the wall halfway
>sneak attack motherfuckers like Pillar Men

[Linkin Park]
>Ability to turn skin into insects

>never take damage
>insects absorb blows
>poisonous insects kill motherfuckers who get close
>combined energy flight

[Floral Shoppe]

Allows the user to make shitty remixes of music and have autists claim they're better than the original.

[The Parchment]

Every drink in a 5 mile radius is reduced to less than a full mouthful.

>stalk opponent
>they can never hydrate
>Act II
>eliminate entire bodies of water

[The Paper Garden]

Allows the user to replace his/her clothing with paper

>paper cuts on command

[Moonwalker]
>Lets you walk backwards permanently

[Phase Shift Supreme]

Allows user to adjust his/her melting point up or down at will

[Nickleback]
> The ability to make a nickle land tails-side up on a coin toss

>no melting point
>can survive extreme temperature changes

>weak power
>range must be amazing
>best scout on the team

>always win gambles

[Soulja Boy]

Look like Goku for 5 minutes

[timegazer]
the ability to get a history lesson and look into the past, but only the past.

I win

[Shifting the atmosphere]
>Gives the ability to shapeshift into clothes

>Moody Blues

[Jackson Five]
I am able to make up to five people of my choosing at a time have really high pitched voices for as long as I desire

>You can make up your waifus
>You can also make your enemies ears bleed

shit wrong user

[Deja vu']
>The ability to make people think that an event has already occurred.

Pantsu Nugeru Mon

The ability to be a cute girl.

[Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]
a bell ringing noise comes out whenever you take a piss.

>You can attract a male person and then kill it

[The alphabet song]

the letters of the alphabet comes out whenever you take a piss.

[Do you see what I see]

A floating eyeball that marks things. Stand user inherently knows where the mark is at all times.

[Looking Glass]

Become the local center of attention in every regard, including attacks and emotions.

[Deep Experience]

Can put a floating dick in the enemy ass

>Give five people you hate really high-pitched voices, but only whenever they speak in front of others
>Watch them descend into madness

[Funcrusher Plus]
Can make things seem funny or unfunny for your enemy.

>autists include lawyers, judges & even record company & artist so no copyright laws enforced
>make billions

>make something super funny
>opponent laughs so hard they can't breathe
>make something super unfunny
>opponent sinks into depression & commits sudoku

[Cherry Bomb]

>Gives the ability to make your knees explode

>they go higher on the street

[Endlösung]
Gas all crossboarder and redditfags itt

I think you'd kill the entire population of Sup Forums.

>Become most famous person to exist ever
You're supposed to post useless powers, user.

Very useful distraction for teammates to take advantage of.

Can effectively cancel out illusions created by enemy stands. Also can be used as a tracking device.

Bit too useful for this thread honestly.

Die A Log

>the ability to romance route your mom

What?
He said BECOME THE CENTER OF ATTENTION, nothing about it being a positive experience for everyone involved. If you suck ass then that power will make that ass sucking the center of attention. what good will being famous for all the failures and fumbles will bring?
>Show up at the last moment to save the day, spotlight's on you. Get your ass beat in front of a live studio audience.
>Oh oh, plot twist! you open your mouth and suddenly the spotlight's on you, you just wanted directions to the nearest bathroom because you've got the runs.
Unless you're already a naturally charismatic guy, articulate, witty and some hotblooded shounen MC it will just be an embarrassment after embarrassment which everyone in the immediate vicinity will witness, because that's your power you spotlight stealing prima donna.

Useful if you're Hayato to get your mom on your side.

[Walking on Sunshine]
The ability to walk on Sunny D like Jesus.

[American Idiot]

>the ability to make the hair of everyone around you look like a stupid wig

This would actually make a pretty cool stand battle

[time table]

The ability to change the time zone you're in.

[Carolus Rex]
>the ability to inseminate white women with black sperm

>part 4 stand
>ruin josuke's hair
>he goes nuts
>use his anger against him, causing him to make mistakes
>win

I'm finally gonna start watching Jojo.
Which subs do I watch?

Make your domain a Sunny D factory. When other stand users are drawn to you and want to fight, flood it for a terrain advantage.

READ
THE
MANGA

Some-Stuffs

[Chocolate Rain]
>the ability to turn liquids that aren't water or soda into chocolate milk

[ Ride into Obsession]
It has the power to make the most un-likable thing (exemple:veggie) a life-consuming obsession

Sleepy Delta

Ability to control pillows

>turn blood to chocolate milk
>kill everyone
>turn shit into life-consuming obsession
>enemies eat shit and die

Suffocate your enemies in their sleep

>Fuck you some music namesake
>Kill yourself at activation
Made that somehow usefull you autistic faggot OP

Hirohiko Araki wrote the best subs

>Become a ghost
Where's the downside fucko

Pillow shields.

>You never stop dying like Diavolo but you can't stop thinking

Well it would like
>he's naked ,his body covered in shit
>Won't talk any other thing than shit
>has renamed himself Into Turd mcShit
>spend his life on the toilet ,browsing /s4s/ only to shitpost
>die in a septic tank

Posses people as a ghost after you die only to become insanely more powerful

see

>shapeshift into girl you likes panties or bra

Best stand in thread

[Dirty Second Hands]
>Can mentally adjust clocks and watches in a 50m range to whatever time you want.

[Mental Block]

>blocks the enemy and the user from thinking

[It's raining men]
>The user obtains the control of a single raindrop

[Five Finger Death Punch]

>Ability to turn your arm into a demon arm like pic. If you punch people with it you die.

>blackmail people
>arrange manipulation of information beforehand
>get money or information from them
>become power broker

>good for r9k users

[sweet dreams]
>the ability to levitate blankets

[March of The Fire Ants]
>Can make two fire ants that must move in a single file line

Every blanket is a flying carpet

[Dare to be Stupid]
Once targeted on a person, DtbS activates causing painfully annoying accordion music to play in your head making it impossible to focus and plan things out.

[Sound of Silence]
>Power to stay always alone, no matter where you go in the world. Living beings will leave and avoid any place where he will be going in the future, be it a real place or a virtual place, making it impossible for him to interact directly with others.

>go to rob a store
>everyone leaves
>take shit with nobody to stop you
>do this forever

go to heaven god evacuates

[Hip to be square]
>get awesome GET every time
>always checked by other people

[Phil Collins]
The ability to just say the word.

ha

/Three Little Birds/

Whenever a person becomes distressed, stand immediately calms them into their most lucid state. Whatever their mood is depends on the person.

[Somnium Continuum]
Makes people wake up only after they're fully rested.

[Enjoy the Silence]
People completely ignore you, best case scenario you can remove all sound coming from you or them.

>Make the raindrop go around absorbing other raindrops and growing bigger
>Drown people with gigantic raindrop

>[Mambo No. 5]
>People named Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, or Jessica immediately become infatuated the the Stand User on sight.

>[Highway to Hell]
>Get people to kill themselves in the same way you killed yourself
wow, what a shit stand. thank god it's not canon

they fall asleep. use it. they dont wake up while you do your shit

[Stay Right]
>Ability to teleport the left half of your body.

>[Mobb Deep]
>Turn into an intimidating gangster for 5 minutes

[Roxanne]
>the ability to turn any light the color red

Hide in peoples bedrooms.
Make them cum earlier.
Ruin their sex life.

[Immortal]
>Ability to never get lost in the woods

[Saint Anger]
>Ability to speak with trash cans

[Neutral Milk Hotel]
>Ability to love Jesus Christ

[Speedy Speed Boy]
>Ability to drift standing still

Ok i'm done.

WHO TOLD YOU

>no melting point
>you instantly freeze solid

「Flipside Blue」
Can reverse the flow of water.