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Here's a game.
Describe an anime in the worst way possible and see if people guess it right.
I'll start.

>A bunch of Japanese dudebros and sluts are forced to live underground, come to the surface and commit a furry holocaust

uh, gurren lagann?

I don't know but it sounds good.

Guys punch other guys without actually punching them

There's this shy faggot who has his first date and it goes absolutely wrong leaving him with a fucked up body

TTGL

A zombie punches a sword who tries to abort a devilish fetus

Gurren Lagann

Tokyo Ghoul?

A loving husband gets cucked by an alien god.

Tokyo Ghoul

orphan runs with scissors

>A zombie punches a sword who tries to abort a devilish fetus
F/SN Heaven's Feel

Jojo

Pic related.

A dead girl forces live people to search for her diary, for the sake of stopping a dead terrorist.

one of my favorites

detention is way more interesting than in real life

Easy stuff.
Here's another easy one:
People drive cars

>orphan runs with scissors

Mayoi Neko Overrun!

A man tries to kill a bird after it make his lover retarded.

jesus told me we need to kill the president

Initial D

A pair of glasses, golden balls, and a glutton live on top of a bar

Imaaaaagiiiiine!

Some mody teen who can't express any emotion other than sadness,anger and insanity and can kill anyone and every one is insane

Gintama

A war between worlds where people can be shot in the face at point blank range and survive with minimal damage.

Nice one.
Here's a semi tricky one:
Rabbit enters a den of lions

guy hair problems being a badass

Two girls confess their love for each other and then do nothing but blow a lot after

A man's family is cursed because they were too nice

Cromartie High School.

Hirugashi?

If you give enough time to a revolver, it will evolve into a laser gun.

trigun?

Non-nonsensical incestual cannibalism.

Nah, how would that even fit that description?

Worst girl win

gurren lagann

Pupa?
OreShura?

vash has a hand cannon that he morphs later into a laser cannon and shoots the moon. possibly mis-remembering; its been years since i saw it

An Ant falls in love with a Korean girl

That was a feature of his weapon.

A bunch of jews trying to destroy the world are stopped by a bunch of adolescents/young adults.

I don't know, tell me

A child figures things out about 800 times

Cellphones

Kiritsugu's long lost son helps a bunch of mentally scarred girls with their problems and gains a harem

Any Macross

Goodbye thread.

C3?

A loner goes to back in time to save a girl that ends up cucking him.

Nudist declares war against the rest of the world to acquire robot waifu

Grisaia?

Wrong
Correct, but only in the anime.

Erased

Congratulations.

Working? Darker than Black?

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess the guy works with another girl who likes a different guy and somehow they ended up cucking their original love interests.

Evangelion.

>former boxer turns into a cyberized mute ganster

Steel Ball Run

Too much salt please help

Toradora

children with brain problems fail to talk about anything

>Pupa?
Correct.

Granted, no other show is like that.

Technolyze

Oregairu?

Dad gives his son, a clone, and a bitch robots to fight off an apocalypse that he actually wants to happen.

yes, oregairu is what i was referring to

Detective Conan

Eden of the East

lolibear is internet jesus

Berserk

Dad forces his son to ride his mom.

>Detective Conan

That's right. Case closed

Lain
NGE

Well I was going for a shitty description of aldnoah

HxH

miraculous asspulls and a one trick pony move for every fight for over 200 episode.

Dad forces son to eat him and get hard from it

boat taxi girls and a retarded cat

lowlife thug turned badass hitman turned cuck turned dead turned zombie cuck hitman

Italians are worse than niggers.

Aria (any of them)

>An emo Japanese boy with rapid healing abilities goes around getting furries to fall in love with him.

Have fun!

gunslinger girl?

Chinese Electric Batman

i feel like that's JoJo's

too shitty

Flint Lockwood goes on a time travel adventure.

Hibike

A vampire and his gay lover make more vampires and fight in space with giant robots.

Monster Musume?
Stein's Gate?
Owari no Serafu?

Oreimo

>Steins;Gate?
Yes.

>Owari
Nope

>Monster Musume?
Nope!

Monogarati?

Not the one I meant but maybe that one fits as well.

The never ending story of an immortal boy who collects animals

>dude
>dick jokes
>lmao

Shimoneta

pokemons

Incorrect. It was Monogatari

Mole Lelouch claims he's human

Booze solves every problem and makes everyone's lives better.