Sh*t and run: Denver female jogger terrorizes neighborhood by dumping all over it

Police Search For ‘Mad Pooper’ Who Dumps And Runs

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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (CBS4) – Police are searching for a woman who has been seen repeatedly defecating in a neighborhood while out running. Cathy Budde says her kids saw the woman mid-squat and came running back in the house to tell her. “They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?'” Budde said to the runner. “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?!’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”

Budde says the runner is doing it in her neighborhood at least once a week for the last seven weeks, so they nicknamed her “The Mad Pooper.”

“Two other times we’ve caught her – caught her yesterday – she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching.” Now the Colorado Springs Police Department is involved, and say the runner could face charges of indecent exposure and public defecation. “It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.” According to the Budde family, there are plenty of restrooms less than a block away from where the woman is running, and so believe “this is intentional.”

DESIGNATED

shitting 'hood.

>she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching.
kek

That's called runner's trots it's really common. I've done this in fact a few times back when I was into running.

FUCKING CALIFORNIANS

Why the hell is Denver so fucked up?

DRINK BLEACH COMMIE SCUM I HOPE KIM NUKES THE WEST COAST

Oh shit I live here, SHOUT OUT FROM CARSON NIBBA

I've heard of this. Serious joggers and cyclists apparently get sever shit urges. And yet for some reason, they keep riding and cycling until their bodies are wasted away down to sinew and bone. There's really something disturbing about the ones who run and cycle obsessively.

what is that charged under?

trespasing, public exposure, ?

>Proton shake while stretching
>Go jogging

Bad combo. You will shit.

TAKE THAT SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL BASE

I live in Denver and I think that's sexy.

wtf is wrong with white people?

This turns me on

Fugg, I literally wipe my ass about 20 times after I shit, I'd have been busted right out the fucking gate.

>JANITORS HATE HIM

>“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.”
Didn't serve in the military I see

>he's never eaten a woman's shit before
Girlpoo is a gift from God

I swear, my hometown is turning into a real life episode of south park. Gay methhead pastors, abortion clinic shooters and this. We even have dog the bounty hunter.

Kek, sounds like Denver. I love it here.

Lakewood reportin' in.

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lol I didn't know we had dog the bounty hunter.
remember the that armed person at new life church a few years back?

This guy was actually one of the top long distance runners in the USA

This is what Hillary supporters meant by "taking it to the streets"

>Nitrous activated

this is common in russia but no one cares

>BRA-

Shitting on Drumpf's America

Quit posting interracial porn

Californian transplants and we dropped from 90% white to 65% in the span of 20 years.
I hate this fucking city so much now.

Why do white trashlets do this?

>Denver
>white

To remind niggers who's the boss

I love that old guy pointing
>HEY LOOK AT THAT GUY HE SHIT HIS FUCKIN PANTS

Sadly that is most likely one of the whiter larger cities in the United States.

Still plenty of white smaller cities and hopefully we can start to reverse this beaner tide.

This and only this

Where are the obligatory Shitted.com memes???

Now the poo poo pee pee meme starts to make more sense.

I've been thinking a lot about these types of crimes lately and I was wondering how we might be able to stop them, things like graffiti as well. For graffiti I found some coatings that make the paint not stick and I guess you can try to use cameras and lighting but I want something that will actually work

In a way, I look at that guy and I think, "fuck yeah, that's dedication". But then I think "he's covered in diarrhea", and it sort of takes away my respect. But then I think that he probably knew that people would percieve it negatively, and he went and did it anyway, so I'm back to respecting him.

It takes a strong man to run by hundreds of people with his own feces running down his legs. I couldn't do it. I have an overdeveloped sense of shame.

A gun?

Sick of the fucking bums. And leftist governments will make the problem even worse

A strong man would be regular enough to have plunked his morning log and not need to slide another monster out until evening.

Not all heros wear capes.

so this is news. neat.

I thought Denver was more nigger infested

It was most likely some sort of stomach bug that made him insta shit. A runner of this caliber times his meals before big runs. Pasta parties etc.

>t. ex cross country runner.

shes just LARPing as a dog

>Roastie Plopper

I've heard, com on! Serious bikers and joggers have a schedule and time their eating and pooping so they arent shiting during the race or training. My friend flew F15e's as a captain, and had to be in the cockpit over 10 hrs some times with in air refueling. They had to be real disciplined with their diet to say the least.

Now, on rare instances you eat the wrong thing, or if your sick, when you have to go and cant stop it, there is mo worse panic especially if you get stage fright!
In college, which is surrounded by farm land. I went on my almost dailey 6-8 mile run. I ate the wrong thing before i took off. Miles away from any bathroom i couldnt i had to go and nothing stopping it says my body. It was A corn field, and my teal leppard cotton skinny briefs didnt make it back home with me. I can just picture the farmer discovering this!?!


This stupid lib chick gets off shtn in peoples yards. I would catch her and take her face and stick in her own shit. Problem solved.

user does not have a clue as to the identity of the "Mad Shitter" Sad.

I guess we will know when the information is posted on CNN

Immigrant Pajeeta ?

You're all a bunch of fucking bigots who just don't understand how oppressive the toilet is for some people. My aunt has IBS and she can't go anywhere besides work and her home due to her being tied to the toilet, if we lived in a less oppressive WHITE MALE owned society then these people could enjoy their lives like "normies" can. You shouldn't hate on, oppress, ridicule, or mock anyone who shits in public, you don't know their background, you don't know their life story or medical conditions. Before you go being a xenophobic nazi asshole maybe you should put yourself in their shoes and realize what it's like to actually be oppressed...

The city itself is. Montbello is a hive of them and they spread out from there.
This town used to be great.

i'm in nyc so the problem is significantly harder

I think he has a domme that makes him do it

this story is old as fuck , or is this another female jogger taking a shit in peoples yards?

Wonderful, truly moving information. If you want to know who the Shit Monster is go to Reddit. This board went to Shit after Moot sold out.

>legalize weed
>people shitting in the streets
Alex Jones was right.

I think the lesson here is that if you want to poo without lo then show up to a race and then you can shit all over the place without recourse.

That map didn't reflect that. I actually live in Greeley. But on the rare occasion I go to Denver, it's just nothing but niggers. Greeley is pretty badly beaned though.

>Lakewood

Gross, that place is the asshole of Denver

>Colorado Springs
>Denver
?

That's Aurora you're thinking of.

Denver's ruined.

The only way it would happen to me if i was in first place with 10k to go in the boston marathon. At the finish, id make the firemen hose me down full on as soon as i hit the tape. Then i would spend next two weeks in therapy and using OR scrub sponges and scub every inch of my skin with iodine until my skin is down a few layers then spend 2wks in therapy convincing myself im not a shitty person.

This kid is running the Red Cross Blood Drive in Okemos which is only a 5K race and 10 participants in his age bracket class. Dedication? No.

No, that's Commerce City. Fuckin' carpet baggers man...

SHITTED

Based!

this is colorado springs, but yeah, I figured it would be here in denver

yep, this

at least they aren't too aggressive, but yeah, its out of control
just imagine if the state voted for some sort of state funded universal healthcare

every poor sick person who loved weed would be moving here for the gibs

only about 10% now. we have mexicans. the minorities actually live out east in Aurora bc they can't afford the city. everything has been gentrified. they lost five points, and they are losing park hill to upper middle class wypeepoo

John McAfee?!

Niggers punch well above their weight in this regard, there are more than enough of them around to ruin the whole fucking city.

Are you for fukin real?

lol, I live within several blocks of this pic. wow Colfax has changed

INDIAN SHIMMY

Has user sent the Shitter a Pizza yet?

Someone has poop issues mentalyyyy

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>“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,”

California turns to third world street shitting full out degeneracy so leftists move to Colorado, oddly enough Colorado turns to street shitting degeneracy.

"Everywhere I go, there I am".

Cross country/long distance running people are literally all either mentally retarded anorexic/bulimic chicks or cuckold faggot males.

JOGGING FIT
YARD OF SHIT

why does she do this? why doesn't she just get a bathroom makeover?

>women

SHITTED

Why don't you just void your bowels like a normal human fucking being before running, you stupid fucking animal.

Why doesn't she just wear a diaper like most Americans?

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

At least we still have Montana to fall back to

This is bretty common in marathons. But you must have a good reason defecating your shorts like leading the race. Otherwise, go offroad and take a shit there.

>the modern day state of white women

Tradcon cucks will still defend this.

It's official... West cost is Poo Poo Land tier.

much more "vibrant" now I assume?
That picture of it being safe and clean is very bigoted and oppressive!

> Used to run cross country.
> Every day we would all rush to the bathrooms under the bleachers to shit before our run.
> Some fag who claims he got herpes from a toilet seat always makes designs with his shit.
> Can make a thin log wrap twice around the toilet.

> Personal run day.
> Make it exactly half way through my run.
> Gotta shit.
> Shit inna woods wipe with sock.

My dad used to marathon and he always carried TP with him even when he went on long training runs. This bitch has no class though at least find a ditch or bushes.

sup bro

we officially cant make fun of pajeets anymore
especially after san diego + shart in mart walmart pictures