I'm going to spend the next few hours masturbating. Just thought I'd let you know, Sup Forums

I'm going to spend the next few hours masturbating. Just thought I'd let you know, Sup Forums.

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make sure not to vulcan death grip.

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Should I use my dildo or one of my onaholes? I'm undecided.

I'm about to smoke some more weed and spend the next 8-9 hours asleep.

Just thought I'd let you know, OP.

As a casual masturbater, I often wonder how much planning the professionals put into their wanking sessions.
Do they prepare a play-list complete with warm-up material and afterglow? Do they have specific points in their playlists set up for intermissions with tea and cookies?
Do they preview the material to make sure it's quality stuff or do they jump in blindly?

Do they share their playlists among each other?

Have fun.

Pics or it didn't happen.

What do I do if my 12 year old cousin is giving erections?

Those aren't mutually exclusive.

it's not that much work actually

usually we'd just walk into a cold, hastily sterilized room and try to pretend we're the only guy to have used that room even though we can still smell the semen of the last guy through the anti-biotic sprays before laying or sitting down into a spot we pretend is cleaner than the rest of the provided arrangement after a brief inspection.

remember, it only counts as professional if you're getting paid

>professional masturbators
What?

Update: my penis feels very good. I have not fapped in a couple days, so it feels better than usual.

Give them back.

I fap to girls that are considered "pure." Yes, even the one with green hair and four leaves!

Keep us posted.

I can get off to Komari.

I'll do my best.

How can you masturbate for so long?

Son of a bitch I kekked a little. But seriously why are kids these days developing so quickly?

You do it slowly. You gently stroke yourself while looking at images or reading doujinshi, or in some cases, talking about lewd things with other people. You have to stop to type every couple minutes, so the break from constant touching allows your penis a brief respite.

Practice

Update: this is what I am currently masturbating to. Lots of good fetishes in here. Great artist. Many ejaculations.

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I tend to look for and open as many doujins that have tags I like that came out recently, then whether its enough or not and find more sometimes 10-20 with a few anthologies in between. Start slowly fapping while going through them, closing the mediocre ones and keeping the good ones. Once I've gone through all of them and I have the select few great ones, I start furiously masterbating as I go through them once more. Then to finish I go through the best pages of each one, really poring over it, imagining I'm fucking or being fucked.
and come buckets

>Hours
Implying op is not a one dump chump

It's one long fap, not multiple shorter ones.

You better record it and post results. I want to masturbate to your masturbation.

Not OP but as someone who needs to take a mountain of pain killers to function as a human, an hour or two is a short masturbation session to me, my usual takes about 3ish hours so I have to plan ahead.

You could just join me, user. I always enjoy having a masturbation partner.

Go see a doctor.

I'm not enjoying my fapping anymore

pls help

>But seriously why are kids these days developing so quickly?
are you saying you didn't get turned on by the bikini models on the grocery store magazines when you were five? and that you weren't attracted to 12 year olds when you yourself were 12?

OP here: I have this problem a lot. That's why I decided to make this thread; it will mix up the monotony.

I have nothing they can do about it, pain killers suppress arousal.

Thanks for telling me. Next Time we can do it at the Same Time if you want.

Update: I am fapping to this now. Atte7kusa draws the best lolis.

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Nice. Whip it out, user.

>edge for hours to the most god tier doujins/porn, your top tier favorites
>finish on a piece of shit 2 star doujin that you didn't even enjoy

I hope you get better user.
Here, a get well gift is not much but i hope you appreciate it.

Every time.

which tamagoro work is this from

Thank you, but I have to refuse. I like to watch but I'm too shy and don't enjoy being watched. Nudity and masturbation are embarrassing.

>Hent-Ai

A boy wants to have sex with a girl.

Unable to put it in, he is gifted by a deus sex machina with the location of the girls vagina. Never minding the strange body area, he immediately puts it in, and is overjoyed to find out that it fits really well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's session with the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the vagina he fucked is not the girls real vagina. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the girl's alternate universe vagina, who wants to have sex with the MC's own AU dick, who too is blissfully unaware of the location of her vagina.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the sexual organs of their other selves. While the two chase their respective sexual organs, HENTAI ACTS ensues as they begin to fuck with each other instead and question the NATURE of SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

That's okay, user. We can make conversation instead. Talking dirty is great.

he's just addicted to prescription drugs.

FINDS

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Update: I am fapping to this now. Naganoon is easily my favorite hentai artist.

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It's good to see that we can all sit down and just jerk off together. Forget about all our problems and stuff, y'know?

Ganbare user. I don't think I've ever lasted over 1 hour

Depends on technique.

The problems feel worser as soon as I'm finished

What's the best artist to loose all desire to fap?


I tried shindol, but it didn't disgust me as much as it turned me into a deviant
So I went with a differemt approach Fuuga, the stories are beautiful that I get most invested in knowing if the characters will end up married than busting a nut

I've been edging for 5 hours now, step it up
Or help me cum either one works

you're fuggin' lewd user

I would be extremely disappointed and would delete my get well post

I have been deceived

When I've gone on VN binges in the past, I just fap slowly and softly until I get to a scene I like. Then I speed up and climax when I get to a moment that feels right.

Then I just keep reading until I start feeling aroused again (which doesn't take too long. maybe half an hour or more or less depending on how arousing whatever I'm reading is), and I start the whole process over again.

When I first found Monster Girl Quest years ago I spent an entire night fapping. Something like 10-12 straight hours. Just got sucked into it and couldn't stop until I hit the end of what had been translated so far.

I looked and felt like shit the next day.

Has anyone here ever had a masturbation partner? Either online or in real life. Sounds like something I would be into but I've never had any friends or met anybody who would be into that kind of stuff so I've never really had the chance to try it.

It's literally impossible to go on no fap while browsing Sup Forums everyday.

The minute I see one of my fetish triggers I immediately fall to my lust. Every single time. I hate this shit so much.

Every single day, I try to be productive but then I see someone start a thread with a 2D girl with her ass waving at me wearing spats or something and then I go and fap. Then I can no longer be productive and just fall asleep a few hours later after consuming a bunch of braindead media or anime/manga.

So stop taking pain killers?
If the pain is that bad just die, I wouldn't want to survive on pain killers for the rest of my life.
Unless it's temporary, then just keep up whatever you're doing, get better, maybe go a week or two without fapping.

I love being a degenerate.

I am also into horse pussy and some types of bestiality, if that's what you're disappointed about.

Yes, but only with anons online. The embarrassment of doing it with someone else is such a turn on for me. It's stupidly fun.

No chance here either. Sounds interesting, but actually doing it sounds awkward. I would have to be really comfortable with said partner.

Maybe even slightly attracted to them too.

What a weak willed man.
You could never be an mc and have a harem,if you fap so much how do you self insert?

I've made a number of friends through Sup Forums that fap with me sometimes. It's enjoyable to talk about your dirtiest kinks while jerking off together.

I have no willpower.

I'm such a dirty person that any character I'd make my waifu, she would become dirty and corrupted by my presence. Ironically, if I got a waifu, I wouldn't even be able to masturbate to her doujins and maybe you'd think that would help me. But in the past when I did have a waifu, while I didn't get off to her doujins, I still got off to other stuff because that way I would be able to satisfy myself without dirtying her.

Would any of you guys want to take my mutual masturbation virginity? I don't know if I can really talk or anything at this point, but just chatting while doing it sounds really fun.

>usually we'd just walk into a cold, hastily sterilized room and try to pretend we're the only guy to have used that room even though we can still smell the semen of the last guy through the anti-biotic sprays
I'm hard now
I think I'm gonna fap too.

I will.
I'm ready to go whenever you are.

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Should we do it over email or skype or something?

Do you like horse pussy, Sup Forums?

Well I don't have Skype so I would need a minute to set it up, but that would work. Let me get whatever info I need to get in touch with you and I'll contact you in a few minutes.

I'm too tired to masturbate but I hope you have a good session.

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"no"

No I like bird pussy better

That's good too, I guess.

I like human pussy.

I'm set up now when you're ready.

Not a vegan sorry.

Why not both?

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