HAPPENING: 5.8 QUAKE IN NEW ZEALAND
DRUZALD GROMPFFFFFFFFFF
The Mark of the Beast is Upon Us.
SCROTUM SCRUMPF DONE DID IT AGAIN!
>mOtheR nATURR iS UpSET aBOut TRuuUMPfftpejigoe
Sweet!
Relevant:
>5.8 QUAKE
>5.8
>QUAKE
nah, yah mom farted
TELL ME GLOBAL WARMING DOESN'T EXSHISHT SWEETIE
TWO SCHKOOOPS
"It was initially classified as a strong quake, but has since been classified as moderate."
USWNT soccer beat NZ White Gals.
Massive shower orgy with 20+ women are we surprised ? are we ? we ?
Nah fake news. Trust me.
It was 585 km out into the ocean, only the fish are concerned. In theory I should have felt it being in Invercargill but I was mowing the lawn.
They seriously think faking a bunch of natural disaster stories is going to get people to turn on Trump. Jesus Christ the delusion.
Hang yourself immediately
Theres a huge hole opening up..
Something is coming out of it..
It looks like a huge penis!
It has stars and stripes!
Holy shit it has a wig like Drumpf's!
Its laughing and asking where is rocketman!!?
>country located on a faultline experiences earthquake
>happening
piss off, fuckwit
>strategically testing bombs in certain locations to trigger earth plates to slip
>planning a massive earthquake in the country that talks shit to you by softening up plates in other countries that dont talk shit about you
Donald virgin trump wishes he could understand complicated chess that chad jong un does. All this time we couldve been planning strategic tsunamis on north korea
Anything less than 6 is nothing, and only 8 and above really classify as a happening.
Repent now! All of you have upset the Allfather gravely.
Hurricanes cause earthquakes
live in marlborough near seddon couldnt feel a thing
>5.8
There is stronger earthquakes when I shit, faggot.
>flag
yeah checks out
I unironically believe that
...
... If you say so, Ranjeet...
Not news worthy. Saged.
>nzherald.co.nz
Magnitude is a poor measurement for happening, depth and distance are far more important for anything above 5. Remember magnitude is simply a measurement of energy, A weak rolling earthquake that has a long duration could have a much larger magnitude than a short sharp one that devastates a city.
Source: I live in Christchurch. Have experienced thousands of shakes
BRUMMLD ZROMPT
that's because the earth loathes your kind.
>Massive shower orgy with 20+ women
This is relevant to the topic at hand:
That's because all your country shits on the road and when it rains it starts a mudslide.
1. Its sage
2. Sage is not a downvote. It means to comment without bumping. And since you wrote "saged", it was ignored and bumped it back to the front.
>5.8 earthquake
Wake me up when a real quake happens.
Anything less than 8.0 shouldn't be news worthy, the only people worried about 5.8 earthquakes are people who live in fucking huts and clay house... you ass!
im not a newfag, newfag. Saged being a verb, fuckwit.
Also sage goes in the options field not text field you utter faggot.
whoa.. so this is the power... of american intellect...
You are a newfag, because I got this from your comment on page one. So you fucking failed.
we have earthquakes all the fucking time. this is not even worth posting about.
wut ded yu jus says to me yu bludy bastid mudafuka
fuk u sun of basterd bich
if magic numbers a 8.2 quake erase your shithole from the face of earth in the next month
breaking leaks
earth's inner core is broken , governments know this
it's over
Stupid Kiwi's
>5.8
Fucking nothing
Its all good. 2 earthquakes an hour apart over 900kms from each other. The numbers are small 5.8 and 6.0. We've had worse and will again.
Thx for your concern though guys. Mexico is where the real problem is at.
the time to repent was like ten years ago
you had your chance
time to pay the ferryman
I sat through a 7 earthquake last year, it made my radiator shake a bit.
will you forgive mexico for this?
Californian here, 5.8 is literally nothing except a little shaking. You don't get real damage until it's in the 7s
BREAKING NEWS:
Lake Taupo IS ERUPTING!
The Yellowstone of the South is shaking RIGHT NOW!
We are all dead you fucks.
Check this its legit
Felt like someone bumped into my desk.
I feared for my tea.
>M5.8
sage
This.
It was actually 6.1
here is a (you) for the autistic virgin Sup Forums poster who thinks he is funny
bonus: a diaper girl
Sweet, keep 'em coming.
source?
Legit
picture is related
>when you think it's a joke but you look at the flag and realize he's serious
>Invercargill
Nothing to see here folks, everybody go home
kiwis btfo
>eclipse in US marking the greatest happening of our era
>two fucking earthquakes in mexico
>cheeto guy and best leaders throwing shit at each other and threatening to deploy nuclear weapons
>now other earthquake in NZ
kek's had it with our degeneracy and faggotry lads, this is it, repent while you still can for the dark shadow of death is upon us REPENT.
Two underground nukes one after another, first Mexico, now New Zealand.
POO
IN
THE
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