NO TEENS STOP WORKING HARD AND THINKING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE. START DRINKING, FUCKING, AND SKIPPING SCHOOL

NO TEENS STOP WORKING HARD AND THINKING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE. START DRINKING, FUCKING, AND SKIPPING SCHOOL

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>Among high school seniors surveyed from 2010 to 2016, 67 percent drank, compared to 93 percent of those surveyed in the late 70s; 63 percent had been on a date, down from 86 percent; and 73 percent had a driver's license, down from 88 percent. Just 62 percent of seniors surveyed in the 2010s had had sex compared to 68 percent of those surveyed in the early 90s, when surveys first collected data on the topic, USA Today reports. The downward trend had seen its sharpest decline in the past ten years, according to the Post.
>Essentially, the average 18-year-old in 2017 lives like a 15-year-old of the 1970s, Twenge told the San Diego Tribune. The findings echo earlier studies that show teens just don't party like they used to—with fewer adolescents drinking, getting high, and ripping cigs than ever before.

Are those degenerate fucking liberals really going to paint that as a bad thing? GOD I fucking hate the left

Why do any of that shit when you can play vidya at home while in your comfy room? Both give you a dopamine rush but one won't give you a hangover the next day or any diseases.

>Are those degenerate fucking liberals really going to paint that as a bad thing?

yes

I even read an article by a boomer """"conservative"""" complaining that young people aren't experimenting with alcohol and drugs and are playing on "dem phones instead of being degenerates like we did back in my day"

>Drew Schwartz

Teens nowadays do not have the same luxuries as before, high paying part time jobs, low cost college, low cost healthcare, low cost housing.

I find it very ironic that you think this is something "good". No, your boomer parents and grandparents voted socialism for themselves and brutal capitalism for everyone else, while you are cucking yourself on the midnight shift to pay for your college, they are getting sweet pensions on your backs.

You are paying for the benefits of Those who "drank" in late 70s, the benefits you will never have in 2050

anyone else have a difficult time telling the difference between a 16 yo and a 22 yo

>sees flag
Get gassed, commie

Ok, now compare that with time spent on electronic devices indoors all day

Keep paying for degenerates healthcare goy. Chop chop, they need another scooter for wallmart crusin

Oh boy kids of today aren't as fucking stupid as their parents the horror how will we connect with them and encourage them to be trash like us

>WORKING HARD AND THINKING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE
Very good goy.

im 20 and i noticed in school, that every year, kids were getting smaller and smaller and staying that small through high school.
quite odd, maybe the hormones in the milk/food at school?
i also remember my senior year the milk got a warning label, something about the fda didnt find any negative effects with the hormones in it.

>NazBol
>communist

Lolk

>little jew is going all out. he is making new tactics about perfect bodies.
>colored blond models battle fotos

seriusly question my little jew. do you really think i cant see this fucking gay model coloring his hairs?

>image related

It's because of this weird mentality that you MUST do these kinds of things to truly experience life and grow as a person. Depending on the generation it was because they were the trend setters for it (Boomers) or mass media told them so (Gen X and later). It's also that teens get a free pass from degeneracy so it becomes a fond memory later on of how much of a little rascal you were. Literally the most normie shit ever.

I also theorize that when they see straight edge they think of what the opposite of normie was for their time which was the stereotypical DnD playing geek boy who spent all his hours playing WoW, doing vector calculus just for fun, and arguing over Star Wars lore and they see that as a bad thing.

In reality there are multiple pathways for life and growing up. Some people took the normie way and others took the non-normie way. Now that the normie way is slowly changing due to the fetishization of aspects of "geek culture" older generations can't quite grasp it and flip.

Also the punishment for doing all that old tier normie shit was a slap on the wrist at most. Now if a school catches you ditching, parents catch you with weed or alcohol, you'll be fucking crucified.

>doing vector calculus just for fun
found the old millenial, can't believe that song is more than a decade old, produced during the last few years when being a nerd was not hip/trendy

pardon the diversion.

I don't know if I count as an old millennial considering I'm 22 and the cut off for being a millennial changes daily.

>It's because of this weird mentality that you MUST do these kinds of things to truly experience life and grow as a person. Depending on the generation it was because they were the trend setters for it (Boomers) or mass media told them so (Gen X and later). It's also that teens get a free pass from degeneracy so it becomes a fond memory later on of how much of a little rascal you were. Literally the most normie shit ever.
>tfw you were never a normie who did degenerate shit as a teen

DESU you were probably a normie. Like 95% of teenaged subcultures are normie af.