Choose one

Choose one

I choose to be Sanya.

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the lesbian

Nipa or Beurling.

What if I can't decide between the Karlsland slob and the Hun?

Watching Eilanya make out next to you while getting your balls crushed by Erica.

Definitely Charlotte. You can't go wrong with a girl who shares a birthday with the best singer in anime, can you?

I find nearly all of the 501st to be less interesting than practically all of the other girls from the other Fighter Wings.

My actual favourites are probably Beurling, Waltrud and Keiko. If I had to chose one from the 501st I guess I'd chose Trude

>interlocking fingers

user, at least censor your smut lest you be banned by the mods

Perrine from 501.

Heidemarie from non-501.

I'm surprised by how good her character song was, Trude's amazed me even more.

knowing nothing about these characters, second from the left on the bottom.

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Why are Minna and Shirley the most alluring? I'm guessing because oppai but something more than that.

Minna is a red head which is unfathomably sexy

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Not to mention tied for being the classiest and most elegant with Perrine.

My negroes.

Best girl

Trude is perfect. The first few episodes I didn't like her a lot, but she is the best.

What would life with Perrine be like?

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Turbo-tsundere during the day
Cock-starved slut during the night

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Not for lewding

I bet the day time would be extremely comfy, especially helping her do chores in the vineyard and stuff, night time would be more for snuggling and romantic moments next to a fireplace together.

Yoshika would make a great wife, so long as she never talks about pacifism.

What would married life be like with any of them?

Don't even have to think about this.

What is she implying?

Perrine is not a slut, she is a proper lady with a heart of gold.

She is the best witch, even if her girlfriend is a little lewd!

What is sex with a Strike Witch like?

I choose to give Eila to Sanya

When I grow up I'm gonna marry Chuck Yeager!

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Why is grandma naked in this picture?

Look at all those sluts and whores

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Eila and Perrine best OTP and crack pairing, much better chemistry than Perrine and Sakamoto.

Slapsex.
Wet, naked slapsex.

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I wonder how warm her insides are.

Like fresh spaghetti

I want to clean Erica's room badly, all that mess is calling to me.

Why is Perrine so shit?

I want to pinch Erica's cherubic little cheeks as she makes this expression.

I claim Eila, you ignorant bastards of poor taste.

Eila sees you coming and claims you instead.

Reminder sex with Perrine would be shockingly good

Of course!

There's actually a tag for this pairing, too.

"Eirinu"

Disgusting. Eila is for Sanya

Eila is for Perrine!

Erika If I can only chose from 501st

But these two are the best witches

Sanya can have Heidi

The two complement one another pretty well.

They'd probably share, too. They seem like good friends.

Would you be Heidi's friend? I would in a heartbeat.

I wonder what type of game you'd have to challenge Marseille too to win her hand in marriage.

Poker

BARK

HORN

I want to take a hike with Erica in the Belgian mountains.

That looks so incredibly comfy

Barkhorn would be a damn good wife and even better mother

I pick long-hair Sanya

Yeah but last time I was driving through that part of Belgium, I didn't notice those alp-sized peaks. I guess I didn't pay attention enough.

Stop reminding me that my favorite crack-ship will never be canon

Any of the 3 with blue eyes is fine. If I had to choose I would pick the one with orange hair.

Yeager is contender for best girl, she's also in the top three for sexiest going by that picture.

You are out of luck.

What do you imagine the love making would be like between Eila and Perrine?

When you have two lesbians who are the dominant type it turns into a wrestling match.

In their case, since they're both the submissive types, it'll be pretty awkward, one always waiting for the other to take the first/next step

>You'll never bathe with Perrine in the outdoor bath during a relaxing night
Why bother waking up in the mornings?

>you will never give Lucchini the zucchini