You wouldn't a cousin, would you?

You wouldn't a cousin, would you?

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Cousins have only 3,125% same genes if I'm not mistaken. Siblings would be 50. Not that it matters anyway.

So why did she back down after that? I thought Japan didn't mind cousins. Have my chinese cartoons lied to me?

Yes

3125% is greater than 50%

if my cousin was a cute 2d girl of course i would

That would be 3.125%, fellow Amerifat

It should be 1/8th.

If she were a cutie like this, yes I would.

There is a formula that lets you count. It's not as simple as
>Child A, parent, parent's sibling, child of parent's sibling.
it's actually
>child A, parent, grandparent +1, parent's sibling, child of parent's sibling.

I remember reading about it I think in Dawkins (but he was just quoting another book) and cousins was actually used as an example with the conclusion that it's fine to marry your cousins.

British approve.

God bless Japan and its plethora of sexy 2d cousins.

I almost did

Not even considered incest in most of the world, burger-kun.

I would. I think she knows. She's such a flirt that it hurts. Wish I would have acted on it as kids but we are adults now. She's 26. I'm older.

>3125% similarity vs 50%
Jesus christ i rather not

fuck yeah I would

@142245346
Incest is wrong

user's probably Euro
, = .

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Well, nice dub

RE: 142249511
thanks, doc.

Never knew, thanks for the info

Jack is a bro he wouldn't ntr his friend.
He just indirectly told her to fuck off

>3,125%

>amerifat measure

>american imageboards

>hosted in europe

Calm your tits, guys. I'll remember it's a point, okay? Didn't even know there is a difference.

[greentext]>implying I'm a degenerate[/greentext]

>was modeled on Japanese imageboards own by Japanese

isn't japan's birth rate low right now or smth? do you think their govt will ever encourage it?

story time now

>giving into their pedantry

>Cousins have only 3,125% same genes
>have only 3,125%
>only 3,125%
>only
Getting a bit greedy aren't we?

When people tell you to go fuck yourself they meant go fuck your cousin

>3,125%

>filled with brown people

You have half your dads genes.
Your dads brother has half his genes.
Your dads brothers child has half his genes.

12.5%? But not that's a set in stone value, just an average value. It could potentially be much lower.

The issue with cousin marriage crops up when it's socially accepted and happens often. As long as it remains an outlier there shouldn't be dramatic impact.

Especially if you get the child checked for defects during pregnancy and abort.

I as well my brethren. Greatest regret of my life. Now I am 33 year old Wizard and her life is in shambles, and she's admitted to me she wishes we'd have gotten together as it would have directly prevented what fucked up her life.

I demand blogshit.

>dad's brother has half of his genes
If they share the same parents, then shouldn't they genes be completely the same?

Still need that retard spaniard king image

>owned by a jap

>You have half your dads genes.
>Your dads brother has half his genes.
These are true, but it doesn't mean it's the same half.

>amerifat
>not spic
Kek

>funded by Jews

genetics.thetech.org/ask-a-geneticist/why-siblings-share-around-fifty-percent-their-dna

It's just averages and large numbers.

You know what, this is true, but it was probably speaking about second cousins. So for first cousins it would probably be 12.5%. Alas.

Brown boys WW@

I have a cousin (Related through marriage, not blood.) with a pretty obvious crush on me but there is virtually no way in hell I'm gonna make anything of it.

She likes me because I was basically the only positive influence in her life in some dark times, but because of that I refuse to lay a finger on her because I would feel like a psychopathic shithead that took advantage of her emotional vulnerability.

No thanks.

what isnt?

And incest....you know something major on your part. Not like there aren't thousands of girls you can talk to and maybe have sex with that aren't related to you.

Well it depends, on what degree?

There's first cousins, second, third, and so fourth.

If I remember correctly from somewhere, it was mentioned that based on projections, no random human being is more than fortieth cousins of another random human being. You have to remember blood relations aren't just formed by marital sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Barely Incest, go at it.

I only saw my cousins once every one or two years (sometimes longer) growing up.

I'm sexually attracted to some of them.

I've never even met any second cousins.

I have a theory that he lied about the cousin thing so as not to cockblock the childhood friend

Are you going to tell her that or let her be happy for now?

All my cousin are male ;_;
At least I have an imouto.

I have over a dozen cousins, the gender split is pretty even. Do you live in China or something?

Well she's not really your cousin then, is she? Well sort of, but that barely even qualifies as cousin.

That said, you're a good person. ;_;

And you know, you're married, unless you mean related by marriage of one of your parents who remarried?

And how's imouto going?

All of my female cousins are overweight and all but two have had kids already (and one of those two is currently pregnant), so the answer is no.

Not that I wouldn't if I had attractive ones. When I was 10 years old, one of my younger cousins - who hadn't put on her current weight yet - flashed me because we were hiding together in a game of hide-and-seek. Gift from the Gods I tell you.

I have a shitload of cousins whom I've lived with, and they're all girls. Age range from loli to young adult. Especially loli and two middle schoolers, they nag at me or ask help in studies. I also have an imouto.

And that's just the father's side.

>I have over a dozen cousins

I have 9 aunts and 5 uncles. I couldn't even tell you how many cousins I have.

One of them, who was abandoned by her parents (her dad was a crazy cult guy in some central american country) would spend every other week-end at my house for 5 or 6 years. From 11 to 17.

We'd play video games, trade manga (I had dragon ball, she had sailor moon and Dr Slump), watch movies, play. We'.d usually go to sleep in the basement where we played.

Eventually we started watching soft corn porn on late night cable together too.

I remember waking up one morning right next to her (I slept on the floor and she slept on the sofa right above me) and seeing her with just a short and panties. I tentatively reached my hand toward her ass and she got up and looked at me expectantly, but all I did was pinch her leg and tell her to wake up, and left. I'll always remember how sad and hurt she looked when I did that.

Not long afterwards, her crazy cult mom and dad asked her to visit them in their central American country compound. Her brother and sisters begged her not to go, all our family did. When she asked me if she should go, I told her it was her choice to make and I had nothing to do with it.

She was supposed to be gone for only a few weeks, but we never heard from hear again until years later. She came back here, but she'd gotten a kid, and was fucked up on drug. She called me once and told me she should never have gone and wished she could have kept playing with me, wished that she'd never left.

I had nothing to say to her at that time. She never called me again.

That's my cousin story. /blog.

You dindu nuffin wrong.

>mfw using your dick could've saved a life.
You done fucked it up

I would yeah. They're attractive and we only see each other around twice a year. Cousin incest is vanilla and is legal in several states.

Wow, that's depressing.

Once, there was a time where this user could make a difference in someone's life.

He fucked up.

If you think thats depressing, you clearly havent spent enough time on Sup Forums.

Incest saves, user. let incest in to your heart

>own by japanese

More accurately, he didn't fuck it up

Why fuck your cousin when you can fuck your childhood friend
>implying you had a friend

What if everybody in my village is my first or second cousin?

I haven't seen my childhood friend in like 10 years.

>Go to
>meet chf
>she really filled up into a delicious xmas cake

Marry, impregnate, grow old together and watch children have incestuous relationship

I'd an autistic, greasy cousin for sure.

So she was raped and blocked out the memories, right?

Dropped halfway through ep1.

You didn't miss anything, it's a shitty show.

12.5% is a lot less than 3125%

I don't think your conclusion is anywhere near accurate.

My first kiss was my cousin when we were like 8

I haven't seen mine in close to 15 years and I don't even know her last name just hope will work,

>incest child have saved your love from a horrible fate

Lesson learned. I feel for your regret user.

The most painful feeling is what could have been.

>She called me once and told me she should never have gone and wished she could have kept playing with me, wished that she'd never left.

That's fucking painful m8.

Please find her again. It's never too late.

Yeah I read that manga too.

story time user

Well? You're not just gonna leave us hanging like that, are you?

Then clearly you fuck your cousin.

Honor the old traditions!

I'd rather raid the neighboring village.

>2d incest
>great
>3d incest
>does nothing for me

>soft corn porn
wonder if hard corn would have made the difference

That's...really sad.

How much do you kick yourself over it to this day?

If you could go back to that night where you touched her...would you go in for a kiss, knowing what you know now?

Would your life trajectory allow it?

Change of mutation from inbreeding cousins is doubled , user. I bet you got autistic because your parents were cousin.

>Sauce: cousincouples.com/?page=overview

You should be placed in homosexual jail, user.

All my childhood friends were ugly or brown. And they all got fat. Only I ended up skinny because poverty and workaholicism.

Reminder she was about to NTR her childhood friend on a whim.

He's a Europoor, user.

Commas are oftentimes used instead of periods when in percentages and such.

>Please find her again. It's never too late.

Used goods and raising someone else's kid. That's just dumb.

Well, my cousin was a blonde sort of tsundere loli... absolutely do not regret fooling around with her, was great. Biggest mistake was not fucking her because I did not want to be her first.

In retrospect, it was probably the right decision.

>soft corn porn
don't know if mexican or just stupid

Damn, should've grab that ass when you had the chance.