Time for another translation.
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Kantai collection -KANcOLLE- 함대 컬렉션
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>Jintsuu: How rare, for the Eldest sister who only stops hiding in the house and playing games to sortie | to come out and attend Naka-chan's concert. (note: see Sendai Home Security)
>Sendai: That's going a little too far. | I just wanted to act like the Older sister for once and show my support for my younger sister.
>Sendai: Speaking of which, there's quite a few people here, innit?
>Jintsuu: Well after all, she's the Naval DIstrict's #1 idol!
>Jintsuu: Ahh--! Naka-chan, you're so cute--!
>Jintsuu: [Look over here--!]
>Sendai: What's going on?! | a blackout?
>Jintsuu: .....! | pardon,nee-san, but please wait here for a moment.
>Sendai: Eh, what are you planning to do?
>Jintsuu: I am going to help Naka-chan.
>Sendai: Want me to come too?
>Jintsuu: [hold this for me]
>Jintsuu: It's best for Nee-san to wait here!
>Jintsuu: After all, Naka-chan will be sad if there are fewer spectators.
>Sendai: Guess it can't be helped-- right, right, I'll just watch here.
>Sendai: Little sisters just don't understand an elder sister's burden.
>Kongou: LADIES & GENTLEMEN! Thank you for the wait!
>Naka: Stage effects?
>Naka: Naka-chang didn't hear about this!
>Kongou: At any rate, could I first ask the original fleet idol to leave the premises...?
>Kongou: Today, this naval district's stage
>Kongou: Will be occupied by us!
>Kongou: The Kongou sisters!
>Naka: Why's the anime getting in the way again (note: episode 4)?!
>Jintsuu: Naka-chan!
>Jintsuu-chan! So you were here!
>Jintsuu: Because I've been watching you from the spectator's seats this whole time!
>Naka: [To have that said to my face...it's a little embarassing]
>Naka: T...thanks...
>Jintsuu: To dare and ruin Naka-chan's most important concert...!
>Jintsuu: Why would you commit such an act!?
>Kirishima: Even if you ask why,
>Hiei: It's just because Kongou onee-sama
>Haruna: wanted to try it out!
>[note: Siscons]
>If it's for onee-sama... (x3)
>Kongou: and so!
>If you think that Naka-chan is the only Idol of this naval district, you're dead wrong! (note: please erase that nose, thanks)
>Kongou: Either way, | We four Kongou-sisters will now occupy this concert!
>Kongou: Let's first do the song from Episode 4!
>(Hiei, probably): Yes! Onee-sama! The Episode 4 one! Right!
>Naka: Ahhhhh--! That's enough!
>Everything's getting messed up!
>(Torpedo fairy?): Naka-chan!
>[Quad Oxygen Torpedo Mount]
>Naka: Mm!
>Naka: All gears active, all power to turbines!
>Naka: Install! (can also mean "Equip!")
Oh fuck, that sentence in that post was actually on the page above it.
>Naka: Lover of Justice! Light Cruiser Idol Magical Girl! Magical Naka-chang!
>Jintsuu: W-what she said! Light cruiser magical girl!
>Ma-magical Jintsuu....! ....-chan...!
>Naka: In place of the Admiral, we shall expel you with torpedos! (note: 外份 means "to drive out")
>Jintsuu: as expected, this is really embarassing after all.
>Kongou: I cannot so easily let off one who would block the birth of a new idol!
>Naka: That should be my line! | In that case, we'll have to resort to our trump card straight out of transformation!
>Naka + Jintsuu: [Quadruple Gear (note: could also mean 4th Gear) Turbine Power!]
>Naka + Jintsuu: [Super Storm!] (as with most hyperbolic terms, "Hyper Storm" or "Mega Storm" are usable and interchangeable)
>Naka: Amazing! A great victory for Naka-chang today as well!
The thread might have been a little too early this time.
>Kongou: The piddling shells of a light cruiser
>Kongou: mean nothing to a Battleship!
>Naka/Jintsuu: T-that's!
>Naka/Jintsuu: The unusually high-mobility shield-like thingie that was installed with your Kai II! For some reason!
>Kongou: This is the charm point of a Kai II!
>Kongou: It's because this thingy is really mobile on my PVC figure too (note: it literally translates to "Garage Kit," but the AGP figure is clearly official and not a garage kit)! | It's really popular!
>Naka: Naka-chang's AGP figure won't lose to yours either!
>Naka: it even has a stage and is also super popular! They're taking reservations right now...!
>Kongou: Well then, witness the difference between us as warships!
>Kongou: all guns, fire!!
>Naka/Jintsuu: Aaaaahhhhh!
>Naka/Jintsuu: The mike's been...!
>Kongou: In the world of idols, the strong consume the weak!
>Kongou: From here on out, I shall be this naval district's number one idol! | Starting next week, it'll be the Kongou-class giving concerts on the stage...
or it could have been the shitposting title, but that's a mystery to be solved another time.
>Kongou: Nani?!
>Definitely not Sendai: The ones who have seen through the hearts of maidens; they are the ones who bear the name of "idol". (note: the word here, "奸细", means something more like "they who have spied on the hearts of maidens bear the name of idols" but I'm sure it means to sneak a peek or to witness it. "Spying" has a worst connotation)
>Definitely not Sendai: It should not be shells of steel that fly on the stage, but earnest song.
>Definitely not Sendai: Just seeing those who defile the splendid stage (note: this is using the "華"/splendid from the Sendai sisters' vocal song from the anime) disgusts me.
>Definitely not Sendai: You're just anime-only imitation idols.2214
>Definitely not Sendai: I, the Masked Yasen Warrior (The Yasen Masked Man would be the literal translation, but The Masked Yasen Warrior, the Yasen Mask or the Masked Yasen Hero could all work), shall not forgive you!
>Naka/Jintsuu: It's the Masked Man-sama!
>Hiei: That's too far!
>Kongou: You're a foul-mouthed one, aren't you!
>Kongou: We're just following the script here!
>Definitely not Sendai: Naka-chan.
>Naka: This is....
>Definitely not Sendai: we can talk about the little things later.
>Definitely not Sendai: For now, please use your mike and sing a song true to your heart!
>Naka: [True... ]
>Naka: [to your heart...]
>Jintsuu: Naka-chan,
>Jintsuu: Sendai nee-san came today! | So....um!
>Naka: Sendai-chan also....
>Naka:....I got it. I'll sing.
>Naka: No matter what happens...
>Naka: Idols don't bend, don't break....
>they don't give up!!
>Unidentified Kongou Sister: Hold on?! That light is...?!
>Unidentified Kongou Sister: Uuu... | so dazzling!
>Naka: For an Idol, the most important thing:
>Naka: is to sing when you want to sing! And to always be cuter than everyone!
>Naka: and also!
>Naka: to never forsake...my spectating elder sister's eager expectations!
>Naka: Naka-chang's concert is
>Naka: will defintiely not be ruined by the likes of you!
>[Magical girl Final Impulse (note: literally "Final-level Movement Power")]
>[Beam! (note: this is an odd translation because "光束" means beam, "箭" means arrow, but according to google translate "光束箭" means beam sword. Safest to just say Beam.)]
>Kongou: In the end it's all the same, no matter what we do.
>Kongou Sister: Onee-sama! Our shields can't repel magic of that magnitude!
>Naka: Yay! A major Naka-chang victory!
>Jintsuu: That's great, Naka-chan!
>Naka: Ehhh....the masked yasen man, again...
>Naka: I wanted to thank her for this mike...
>Naka: Sorry, nee-san!
>Naka: It took a bit of time to resolve things!
>Sendai: So it was just a blackout. That's good.
>Jintsuu: Naka-chan said that she'd resume singing in a bit.
>Sendai: Ahh--but it's about time for me to head back....
>Jintsuu: Eh? why?
>Sendai: I'm kidding! It's rare for Naka-chan to hold a concert!
>Sendai: As the older sister, I've got to meet my younger sister's expectations!
And that's that. Hopefully Towyen or another typesetter sees the thread before it goes past page 10.
Thanks.
Help!!! My battleships shrank!
Hey Hiei.
Come here a minute....
>band-aid
Really toeing the line there.
>no loli Nagato or loli Hotel
Shit image.
nicovideo.jp
Not your uniform, Pola.
Hi
At least it looks kind of balanced.
Thanks.
What are you doing?
Why not just add more description if you're going to add naka at the end anyway?
>Your base is over-encumbered
Danbooru's new naming scheme is really bulky.
I just go to danbooru and look up by tag if I'm searching for a specific image.
If that were me, I'd be feeling those thighs.
thanks user. its a good way start a thread.
I use BetterBetterBooru and you can get old filenames that way.
Not that it matters for you, but.
What could be the true identity of this masked heroine?
I want to be so close to Iowa I have to crane my neck to meet her eyes because jesus fuck she is so goddamned tall.
She's probably just 5'9" or 5'10" or so.
Less than 30 minutes.
...
>implying Iowa even knows what a Valkyrie is
she was raised in New York, not Ohio.
Maybe she heard of Die Walküre since she can play the piano.
>Bismark calling Iowa a gajin
What?
I really like this pairing
An American is still a gaijin to a German even in Germany.
The person who drew that up is an idiot, that's what.
Iowa is 6'2".
Yamato is around 5'10"
Kongou is about 5' 5 1/2"
Sup hip hop.
...
She's a big girl.
That's one of the jokes. I think.
>Weigh Anchor
I hear "Waaaanker".
No wonder she and Kongou get along.
damn I wish there are more pics of pudding and pola drinking until those two passed out
For you.
Have this instead
It's over lads. Time to go home.
Stop staring, assholes
I can't stare at something that isn't in my fleet.
Can't promise anything.
Like those Jap planes had enough horsepower.
I'll stare at her sister instead.
I want to kissu Kiso.
>I just remembered the maintenance
At least I did the PvP.
Couldn't finish E-6. Myouko decided the best way to protect the fleet was by eating the bombs with her ass.
Oh well, at least I'm free of the LSC slugfest. Unless Iowa becomes craftable I only have Musashi left to find.
Hey guys look
Only if she stops being so comically sexy
*Kuso
You first.
Well the warmest part of the body is the crotch
no u
Remember to thank your shipgirls for their efforts this event.
> Myouko's ass
It's now? I'm still on for some reason.
Takao is pretty cute.
Too busy looking at my new ringed girl, Takao.
And it instantly catbombed when I look back.
I vote for Kamen Yasen, Because its probably a rider joke or something.
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Until next time, you fucking devs, piece of shit.
Learn how maintenance works, the servers go down one at a time from oldest to newest.
It's officially dead for me.
do you help the bucky or let it be?
No victory?
It normally downs at 11. This is the first time it went 15 minutes past the actual time.
and if i fucking dont?
rip, cat right as i hit the boss for the final time
i'm sorry, iowa
i tried
Sadly, no.
Isn't Kancolle all RNG anyway?
Can't feel bad about shit you can't control.
...
Kuso mode isn't RNG. Only hard mode memestrikers were RNG.
Like any RNG game, the strategy is in manipulating the odds to your favor. XCOM isn't shit just because it's RNG, although it definitely leads to wonky results.
Victory is never a guarantee, but one must consider their own definition of the term in this game.
For some not sinking anybody is victory.
For me getting Iowa was victory.
For many clearing on hard is victory.
What did you hope to accomplish?
Fucking thin mints